Huw Jelly
@huwjelly
Mostly harmless 🌏 Liberal. Awake. Worried. Builder/Carpenter, Dog rescuer. Cook, Brewer and bottle-washer. Trans-Atlantic sailor. Sci-Fi fan. I mute/block AI posters. Furiously European Rejoin EU #FBPE 💙 Bluesky #515,897 😉 💙 #TNG #TheOrville #Voyager
Oh Lordy! My wife's been trying to get me a pair of Crocs for 6weeks and this is the THIRD time they've sent the wrong size. 🤦♀️ She thought I was winding her up at first. ...me? With my reputation? 😉😂
I may have flicked a spoon of yoghurt out of the window onto my wife whilst she was sunbathing. . . We live in an area frequented by seagulls 😂😂😂 ..I feel a bit mean, but boy, it was funny. 🤣🤣🥰
Can confirm Brighton is still lovely on a sunny day. 😘👌 Back home now for a snooze!
Do you think they've taken the books out of the shelves that have 'library' written on them yet? 🤦♀️
Aircon working! 🥶🥶🥶💪 Finally! Months of taking the car to bits, many £100s spent on parts, and finally it was gas-tight and it's been refilled. Bliss.
My fancy new Dutch wallet finally turned up, and I love the design 👌 The weird thing is that my bank sent me a new card on the same day. . . Which threw me off a bit whilst changing over! 😂
Lovely walk down the beach to the DJ Bar for burgers and a drink in the setting sun. 👌☀️ Week done. Have a lovely evening, peeps.🥰
Bingeing Silo, done four tonight-and really enjoying it now after a shaky start. I've read the books, so that always colours the feel of a show. ...really need to go to bed tho... 😁👌
Gotcha Day! 🥰 5 years ago today, Twiggy arrived in our lives, gorgeous girl. 😘
Laughing my socks off to a Penelope Keith tribute that's popped up on TV. Bless her, she was delightfully funny and talented. 🥰 RIP x
Portents of a furious mood and a bad vibe to start the day when your 3rd July chilled organic milk curdles in your first coffee. 🤬
After a very lazy day ignoring impossibly heavy jobs, I've managed to do something useful at least by putting an awning up and make a feast with homemade hummus, tzatziki, olives, chicken kebabs and a spicy salsa. Stay cool, peeps 😘
Probably didn't pick the best day for mixing cement and trying to finish my patio, but it's the only day I had, and the cement mixer overheated and gave up before I did! 😂🔥🔥 Currently lying under a wet towel and waterboarding myself 😂😂
If any of you have ever moaned about the cost of having a picture framed, then you've probably never tried making one! 😂 On and off, it's taken me weeks to get this one I bought at the Artist Open House framed. Happy with it now. Finished today 👍 Art by : www.saraarnett.co.uk
Blimey only finished this little project today and the client has paid me....and rounded the invoice...up! ...which is nice. 😛😍
Getting tasty in Brighton. Outside my brother's house. Thankfully I'm still up north. Bunch of idiots.
First trillionaire proud of his role in starving millions. Anyone with humanity would have done the opposite. 🤬
Went to meet a bunch of old mates in Warwick, some I've not seen for 8years(!) Was lovely, they couldn't believe I no longer drink,so after five pints of zero Guinness - I drove home to elderly mum and got her a kids portion of fish and chips on the way-which came with a colouring book and crayons😆
That moment at your mum's when you realise you've pulled an embroidered table runner from the laundry rather than two pillowcases and it's too late to go back there and disturb her. FFS. 🤦♀️😆😆
Well, that was a lovely few days with my old mate from Sydney! 😍 Aiming to see him again with the rest of the Warwick crew on Friday when I go up north to visit mum. So glad we've kept in touch 💪