This is my fave photo sequence of us, it's from 2013. Richard lunged at me.

I had a great 1970s! Look at that lovely hair!

The right wing press is obsessed with the 1970s. I wonder what they didn't like? The affordable housing, a working NHS, free prescriptions, free dental care, free school milk? The music and fashion? #DailyMail #TheTelegraph #DailyHeil #AndyBurnham

When I were a lad, the nuts ripened and fell off the trees in September or October, not July. Nothing to see here, climate deniers.

I just spent £20 on an assortment of lucky dips for set for life, euromillions, hot picks, thunderball and lotto over the next week. I'm desperate.

As usual, my eyes were bigger than my belly (they're not) and the sausages will have to come to work tonight. I've got a lot of time for a mid-shift sausage snack.

I nearly slipped into a diabetic coma, waiting. So as usual, I've sorted myself out. Bacon and egg and cheese in a frying pan, with broccoli, on a bed of lettuce making it healthy. The sausages are in the air fryer and will make a nice second course. Pot of tea.

Just a reminder of what the Daily Mail thinks of you. 33 years ago today they celebrated the possibility of ending homosexuality for good, rather like Hitler hoped 50 years before. #PrideMonth #DailyMail #DailyHeil

This story is about paddle boarders on the Medway in Kent. Kent's sure changed since I last visited (on Sunday).

I walk through Broadgate a lot. This is your escalator 😅

It looks like you were a bit more drunk than you think! Dean Street escalators: Compare with your clip.

It's definitely cooler out in the counties but it was absolutely baking walking across this wheat field. I nearly had a naked Theresa May moment.

Day out in the Kentish countryside or the Cuntish Kentryside (as I call it). Why? Wye.

I drank about 3L water 💦

I've never seen another nation's flag with the name of the nation written on it, lest the flag waver forget which country the flag represents.

I saw an interesting choo-choo on the Metropolitan line, apparently doing shuttles between Watford and Amersham via the mythical curve from Rickmansworth to Watford.

I went to Chesham and did the Chess Valley Walk back to Rickmansworth. It was super hot 🥵 but it's always a joy.

Saved you a click. Taylor's dad Stuart.

I did take a detour via Fanny's.

I got trains from one side to the other in 2012. Canada is very big.

The aim after the pandemic was to keep pace with my age, I've overshot a bit.

I hope I can return to the US one day, after the Tango King is gone. So much to see still. countries-visited.com/states-visit...

I've just been for a blood test. There were at least three old people in the sweltering waiting room wearing coats.

This was me upon awakening this morning. Conversely, I didn't like the light. Sho shexy.

New passport photo. It's the sort of photo they'll show on the news and people will say he looked like a wrong'un all along.

It would cause a great deal of Bean family confusion at my end though.

Now I've seen a Wimpy too! I wonder if they'll do me a bender.

I just had Fishaways. It was just what I needed.

Now you've said, I'm noticing the Nando's in Joburg.

I only just learned this week that Nando's Zimbabwe is a thing 🇿🇼