slime that can't sit normally in a chair without its squishy parts pooling :3

slime is trapped in bed again >w<

lmfao "brand-building" gurus think i'm talking positively about them, because of course they do. the exact kind of garbage that plagues so much of online media these days, all this "social marketing" and "SEO optimisation" shit encouraging people to treat themselves and their "content" as a brand

wow cool, my notifications are forbidden now like this post to enter the forbidden zone :3

they're making doll noodles now :o

mfw i go lie in bed and orin immediately comes over to sit on top of me

it's an addictive substance c:

woah, is that *the* chiitan? (⁠´⁠⊙⁠ω⁠⊙⁠`⁠)⁠！

every night there's this slug in the kitchen c: i don't know how it gets in or out or what secrets it gets up to while everyone's asleep, but it's a friend

it's gw season again, and slime is no longer playing around it's about time i got a serious attempt at top 2k individual ranking, prelims just ended and i'm in triple digits

yay gw! djeeta loves gw!

help my machines turned into bouncy space balls

anyway yes before i forget, happy trans day of visibility hard to believe sometimes it's been nearly 11 years since i started hrt, and out as trans for probably 15 by now? here is slime being visible, catch it before it becomes invisible and surprises u with the goop :p

slime is feeling cute and squishy today c:

yeah sure just a casual 2.2M rp and 3.18M exp from one mundus defender, that's a fair and balanced amount

slime has completed its rehydration and is now wet all over

slime is bored and doesn't know what it wants to do so it's gonna go rehydrate for a bit c:

woah it's the twincest pokemon :p

there is no escape from being the cat bed

the boy has been stealing space on my bed lately >w<

many beings slime has known c:

absolute baby

feels like some particular hues are harder to see the difference than others, but also this test really showed me just how dirty my monitor is wow

surprised by how good the underboob looks here, like damn those are real as a bonus, here's the version with full boob

when the high-waist underwear makes the slimetummy blue c:

heck yeah, what a cool title

slime has been feeling bleh today but kitty has been here c:

slime bed sighting, catch it before it melts into the mattress :3

squish? squish.

oh cool, is this shit why i can't see nsfw content when i'm browsing here on my phone despite being allowed to post my own nsfw selfies? pretty sure it's misapplying too, unless the aus government did slip that in alongside their whole attempt at banning under-16s from social media