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ian lasch@ianlasch· Jul 13

i would like to submit an entry please

the rear bumper and badge of a honda odyssey with a magnet underneath which reads "my other car is an iliad"

ian lasch@ianlasch· Jun 26

this etching, by margaret adams parker, hangs in my office because i was so struck by it that i've never seen the story the same again since: www.margaretadamsparker.com/images/Etchi...

an etching of a man with a sad expression on his face holding his knife over a boy who is laying atop a flat surface with sticks underneath him. an angel stands behind the man, holding the hand which holds the knife, with the angel's wings extended, seeming to wrap around both man and boy. a large moon hangs over them all.

ian lasch@ianlasch· Jun 26

image of a man (christopher walken) in a black t shirt under a brown leather jacket wearing sunglasses with the caption, "i've got a fever, and the only prescription is more plato"

ian lasch@ianlasch· Jun 24

i like to get a little weird with it

screenshot of a text message which reads:

"Sorry to bother you. We are working with the number operators to randomly send recruitment to 1000 number users.

I'm Emily from Robert Half. We have an open position. Can I send you with more information?

Absolutely not. I only work with Roberts one quarter or smaller

May I send you the details first? Then you can review before you decide is that okay?

No, I am allergic to details don't you dare. I could literally die."

ian lasch@ianlasch· Jun 23

and ordinations have two!

an image of text which reads, "The Consecration of the Deacon

All now stand except the ordinand, who kneels facing the Bishop.

The hymn, Veni Creator Spiritus, or the hymn, Veni Sancte Spiritus, is sung.

A period of silent prayer follows, the people still standing."

ian lasch@ianlasch· Jun 23

a tweet from "dr" naomi wolf saying, "no! no!!"

ian lasch@ianlasch· Jun 1

"candy crush businessman"

screenshot from arrested development of a group of people looking like magicians ("the alliance of magicians") standing on a set of steps to have their picture taken, with a man in a suit in front (god bluth) holding a yellow sign which reads, "we demand to be taken seriously.

ian lasch@ianlasch· May 23

an image of steve buscemi, a middle-aged, large-eyed man, wearing a backwards red baseball cap, carrying a skateboard, and wearing a gray t-shirt on which is printed, "music band". the image is edited to say, "how do you do fellow rejectors of novel gustatory experiences"

ian lasch@ianlasch· Mar 18

meme image of the old woman from the movie titanic wearing a green dress and edited to have her saying, "it's been 84 teams..."

ian lasch@ianlasch· Feb 20

donald trump touching his ear looking mildly surprised, just before saying, "you're telling me that for the first time"

ian lasch@ianlasch· Feb 17

meme from the invincible series with an older man saying to a younger one, "that's the neat part; you don't"

ian lasch@ianlasch· Jan 20

a blue oops all berries cereal box edited to read, "oops! all chemy"

ian lasch@ianlasch· Dec 1

i am old enough to remember when millennials were told that they should stop buying avocado toast so they could afford a house

a screenshot from the wall street journal which has the headline of an article tagged 'consumers': "gen z shoppers aren't spending like retailers need them to" and a subhed of "more than other generations, 20-somethings are tightening their holiday-season budgets because of economic pressures," by jennifer williams, dated nov. 30, 2025 at 8:00 pm et

ian lasch@ianlasch· Nov 16

someone posted this literally today:

screenshot of a tweet from josh barro, where he is quote tweeting paul novosad saying that accommodations help a great deal with gpa, with a chart showing the dramatic effect of disability accommodations. barro says in response, "this stuff is such bullshit. if you have a condition that makes it hard for you to complete work in a time limit, that's something your grades should measure, not something they should avoid measuring."

ian lasch@ianlasch· Nov 13

ian lasch@ianlasch· Oct 18

my sign from today

protest sign reading, "it is not too late to choose love"

ian lasch@ianlasch· Oct 9

somehow @lorenlasch.bsky.social managed to buy eye masks that have not one but two different product names that sound like they could have been aliases that shawn gave gus on psych

a black box of eye masks with geometric shapes on it which reads, "blaq™ kakadu plumpers"

ian lasch@ianlasch· Sep 26

meme of an orc from the lord of the rings movies edited to say, "looks like slop's back on the menu boys!"

ian lasch@ianlasch· Sep 23

politico thinks it is fair game to talk about "the autism problem." absolutely disgusting, dehumanizing framing. they would rather children die than be autistic.

screen cap of a skeet from politico saying, "trump's tylenol diatribe was rooted in frustration. the president wants to solve the autism problem even if it means pregnant women don't treat their pain and delay their kids' vaccinations."

ian lasch@ianlasch· Sep 19

meme from mean girls edited to read "on Sundays Wednesdays and Fridays we pray the great litany"

ian lasch@ianlasch· Sep 18

ian lasch@ianlasch· Sep 2

my magnet arrived

image of the back of a honda odyssey with a magnet placed right below the 'odyssey' badge which reads "my other car is an iliad"

ian lasch@ianlasch· Aug 22

i drive a honda odyssey, and i just realized today that it is missing something

a car magnet with greek-looking blue decorative borders which reads, "my other car is an iliad"

ian lasch@ianlasch· Aug 21

generative ai:

a post saying, "guess what? i invented a new word: plagiarism"

ian lasch@ianlasch· Jul 23

spoof of a page from an old ibm training manual modified to read, "a computer can never be held accountable... therefore a computer must never make a pastoral decision"

ian lasch@ianlasch· Jul 19

if you see this post a dc comics cover you love (yes i know it is the tpb shh it is fine)

the cover of dc comics' "blackest night," showing the different lanterns of the emotional spectrum (red, orange, yellow, green, blue, indigo, and violet) with their rings glowing

ian lasch@ianlasch· May 14

an image of jacques derrida, a postmodernist philosopher and the father of deconstruction, dressed in a light gray suit and holding a pipe, looking perhaps mildly disapproving or skeptical, with the words "what if you just... derrididn't" overlaid

ian lasch@ianlasch· Mar 4

my favorite example comes from hamlet, when he greets the company of players and asks polonius to see that they are taken care of, and they have this exchange: