Talk about a) bad losers, and b) so Betteridge

Moominpappa can only agree 😁

For guaranteed lubrication, you can rely on

This lad won’t be doing any circus training for another few months Thank god for swift, effective shoulder surgery

Case in point

We all need

I was at Heathrow recently and someone really needs to tell their media guys that she’s been dead for ages now.

Now, your individual forget-me-not has got no smell at all. But when they’ve got three banks like this in your little neglected front garden, they give off waves of perfume in the sun and it’s gorgeous. A sweet, pretty scent just like you’d expect from sweet, pretty flowers.

Yes, that is a most impressive cabbage

A tiny clump of bluebells where there were none before. I love blow-ins.

Here she be

We found this in the park that time

#speirgorm I finished this today HFS Pinafore (His first sewn) So much extremely weird head-bending geometry So much fun

Repost with a photo of yours that would make a good album cover Honest to god promo still with Lucia Evans for a film I had a microscopic part in

Also: use this. Honest to God egg-spoon

And now

And after

This evenings focaccia Before:

#SpeirGorm

Real life uncanny horror Left to right it goes Pugsley, Gomez, Morticia, Lurch, Wednesday Too fucking accurate

This is my penny that’s been through two world wars It was still currency until I was twelve or so.

Any body know what this is? Cause I’d like some