spookitty, esq.

@ibsroyalty

first ring suburb of mpls. family law attorney. adhd and IBS. she/her.

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spookitty, esq.@ibsroyalty· 28d

I need to do touch ups and buy some brown paint to fix the faux rattan because I got paint on it oops but it fits perfectly right under the cabinet. it takes up less space than the shelves I had here and provides more storage. 😏

A mint cabinet in a small kitchen space next to a door frame, sink, and stove. There are faux rattan panels on the three drawers and one door.

spookitty, esq.@ibsroyalty· Jul 12

WE’VE GOT MINT GREEN

Pieces of a sideboard cabinet laying on cardboard. They have been painted a minty green color.

spookitty, esq.@ibsroyalty· Jul 11

idk might need another coat?

spookitty, esq.@ibsroyalty· Jul 11

should I sand and then do a second coat of primer or go in with paint 😵‍💫

beige “wood” wayfair cabinet spread out all over a concrete basement floor on cardboard and paper bags.

the laid out wayfair cabinet painted white with primer

spookitty, esq.@ibsroyalty· Jul 9

stinking orange oyster mushrooms.

The bottom of a stinking orange poster mushroom. it has a burnt orange color.

spookitty, esq.@ibsroyalty· Jul 9

idk if these are spent oyster mushrooms so big question mark here.

a yellow-ish slimed looking pile of what may be spent oyster mushrooms.

a slimed yellow mass on a tree. it may be spent oyster mushrooms or something else.

spookitty, esq.@ibsroyalty· Jul 9

A bumblebee sips on some bee balm. It may bee a black and gold bumblebee.

Incredibly hard to tell but it is a brown spider-like bug. Possibly a spiked assassin bug.

spookitty, esq.@ibsroyalty· Jul 9

more bugs. I love them. they are my friends.

A tiny bee, the size of a dip n dot flies through the air towards a figwort bloom. It may be a type of sweat bee.

A fly sitting on top of Virginia mountain mint, which is about to bloom. The fly has red eyes and a white face. It may be a type of flesh fly.

a tiny brown beetle sits on top of pearly everlasting, which is about to bloom. It may be a cigarette beetle.

A red admiral butterfly sits on top of a bee balm.

spookitty, esq.@ibsroyalty· Jul 8

my home state is full of horrors

A Facebook market place as titled “Retro Squirrel 🐿️Dish North Dakota”. The price is $25.00.

Picture is a copper colored metal bowl in the shape of a squirrel. The body and tail are a red bowl, which makes it look like the metal squirrel has been gutted to hold your belongings. He is munching on a nut.

spookitty, esq.@ibsroyalty· Jul 8

anyone need a vintage IUD?

A Facebook marketplace ad titled “antique heavy duty cast iron double arm ceiling mount hooks”. The price is $35.00.

Pictured are four brass colored hooks that look like IUDs.

spookitty, esq.@ibsroyalty· Jul 8

My queen of the prairie is blooming for the first time, the figwort is luring in the bald faced hornets, pearly everlasting is about to bloom, and the lady bugs are munching aphids on my swamp milkweed. 😌

Queen of the Prairie in bloom. The flowers are small, delicate light pink to white with four petals and long stamen with hot pink tips.

A pearly everlasting about to bloom. The flower is small white round puffs, like if a bunch of cotton swabs were stuck together. Hanging out is a European harvestman (aka daddy long legs).

I close up of a lady bugs on the tip of a swamp milkweed leaf. Behind the beetle is a hand to try and focus the camera.

A bald faced hornet (black with white stripes) slurping some nectar from a figwort plant. Unclear if it is early or late figwort.

spookitty, esq.@ibsroyalty· Jul 6

As an elected politician, he should have no right to privacy regarding whether he is conscious or not following a medical emergency from A MONTH AGO. This is exactly what I mean.

spookitty, esq.@ibsroyalty· Jul 5

my hands and phone are too soaked to do proper alt text.

spookitty, esq.@ibsroyalty· Jul 5

they are plotting something.

A Facebook market place ad titled “Vintage 1960’s Napcoware Kittens - Japan. The price is $15.

The picture has two ceramic kitten trinkets. One is green and one is purple. Each has a skirting of a feathery boa that patches them. They have a creepy smile on them.

spookitty, esq.@ibsroyalty· Jul 5

who needs to pay off their student loans when you can spend $5k on this?

A Facebook Marketplace ad titles “granite butler dog statue with marble cane - whimsical formal garden décor.” The price is $5,885.”

The picture is of a dog statute in a garden. The dog is standing like a person with a cane in one hand. It has a suit jacket on. He’s here to serve.

spookitty, esq.@ibsroyalty· Jul 4

coming soon to a cum stained bachelor pad near you

A Facebook marketplace ad labeled “Large Resting Panther Statute.” It is priced for $500.

The description says “Large Silver Polystone Resting Panther Sculpture, 39” x 14” - 39 x 19 14…”

The picture is a large, bedazzled panther statute laying on a table.

spookitty, esq.@ibsroyalty· Jul 4

protecting me from the horrors of the southern outer ring suburbs.

A black and white Aussie/border collie/great Pyr mix standing in front of a knee on the edge of a deck.

spookitty, esq.@ibsroyalty· Jul 3

Fernando said PUSSY OUT.

A screen shot of a Facebook marketplace ad titled “Frog Leaping Fernando” which is priced at $30.

The picture is of a garden statute if a frog, seemingly made out of concrete or grey ceramics. It has a creepy smile like the :3 emote. it is laying on its belly with its back legs in the air in a very unnatural pose.

A screen shot of a Facebook marketplace ad titled “Frog Leaping Fernando” which is priced at $30.

This picture has the concrete/grey ceramic frog laying on its back. The legs are in the air with the picture providing a direct look at its frog crotch.

spookitty, esq.@ibsroyalty· Jul 3

a historically accurate depiction of what truly occurred on Noah’s ark.

A screenshot of a Facebook marketplace post titled “Ceramic figurine/sculpture” which is priced at $12.

The picture is of a giraffe statue standing with an elephant statue between its legs, gazing upward at the giraffe lovingly. The elephant is kissing the giraffe with its trunk.

It is a masterpiece.

spookitty, esq.@ibsroyalty· Jul 3

it’s too hot to fall asleep. time to scroll fbook marketplace and share my delightful (horrifying) finds. first up? the bringer of joy. the best find imaginable. son of @clapifyoulikeme.favrd.social.