Chris from 🇨🇦

@ichris

He / him / "Hey Chris cut that part out" I edit podcasts so you don't have to. I live in #Saskatchewan so you don't have to? Blog: Work: Find me elsewhere:

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Chris from 🇨🇦@ichris· 24d

The Odyssey, 2026 - ★★★★: https://microblog.chrisenns.com/2026/07/18/the-odyssey.html

Chris from 🇨🇦@ichris· 25d

Spider-Man: No Way Home, 2021 - ★★★★½: https://microblog.chrisenns.com/2026/07/17/spiderman-no-way-home.html

Chris from 🇨🇦@ichris· 26d

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Game of Thrones scene of Tywin Lannister to his grandson Joffrey with the quote, Any man who must say, 'I am the king,' is no true king.

Chris from 🇨🇦@ichris· 26d

When the sun hits just right and blocks out one of your chins, it’s time for a selfie. ☕️ Selfie a day for a year, day 333, Jul 17, 2026 edition.

A man wearing glasses is sitting outdoors with the sun shining brightly behind him, creating lens flare effects.

A person with glasses is holding a black and white polka-dotted mug close to their face while the sun shines brightly behind them.

Chris from 🇨🇦@ichris· 26d

Story of why the universe doesn’t want me to play guitar. First I broke a string tuning it. 😔 But I still had a pack of strings! 🎉 Then I broke the bridge pin. 😞 Then I drank more. 🍻 Selfie a day for a year, day 332, Jul 16, 2026 edition.

An acoustic guitar with detailed inlays around the soundhole is shown from a close-up perspective along its strings and fretboard.

A can of Great Western Radler sits on a table alongside three coiled guitar strings and a white guitar bridge pin, with an outdoor setting visible in the background.

A close-up view of an acoustic guitar's bridge with one loose or broken bridge pin lying on the guitar's wooden body.

A person wearing glasses is holding and drinking from a red can with a lemon graphic on it while sitting outdoors.

Chris from 🇨🇦@ichris· 28d

The face of a man who can’t decide which bag of chips is the freshest. Selfie a day for a year, day 330, Jul 14, 2026 edition.

A man with gray hair, a beard, and black-rimmed glasses is looking slightly to the side while wearing a black t-shirt, standing in a softly lit indoor setting.

Chris from 🇨🇦@ichris· 29d

Post-supper sunshine face Selfie a day for a year, day 329, Jul 13, 2026 edition.

A man with glasses, a beard, and slightly tousled hair is looking directly at the camera with a green outdoor background behind him.

Chris from 🇨🇦@ichris· Jul 12

🤓 or no 🤓, I still can’t see anything. ☀️ Selfie a day for a year, day 328, Jul 12, 2026 edition.

A middle-aged man with gray hair and a beard is lying on a pillow, wearing a gray t-shirt and squinting in bright sunlight.

Chris from 🇨🇦@ichris· Jul 9

Noah Kahan, Vince Gill, and Noah Kahan all checked out my account?!?!

Chris from 🇨🇦@ichris· Jul 9

Carl and Princess Donut in my ear while I’m mowing the lawn. Selfie a day for a year, day 325, Jul 9, 2026 edition.

A man wearing glasses and a cap is standing on a gravel path holding a yellow lawn mower with a grassy lawn in the background.

Chris from 🇨🇦@ichris· Jul 8

I’m picking everyone up a slurpee. What kind do you want? Selfie a day for a year, day 324, Jul 8, 2026 edition.

A man with glasses and a beard is sipping a colorful Slurpee through a striped straw.

Chris from 🇨🇦@ichris· Jul 8

Neville wanted me to tell you that it’s Wednesday, not Tuesday or Thursday. He doesn’t mind reminding you but really thinks you should check your calendar occasionally. 🐶

A curly-haired dog is lying on a mat in front of a glass door, with a reflection of a person visible in the glass.

Chris from 🇨🇦@ichris· Jul 7

Almost forgot to get the selfie in today. Zzzzzzzzzz goodnight! Selfie a day for a year, day 322, Jul 6, 2026 edition.

A person with a mustache and beard is lying down with their eyes closed, resting their head on a pillow.

Chris from 🇨🇦@ichris· Jul 5

Every four years I pretend to understand football strategy and think I should start following Premiere League. (Ignore the fact that our NHL playoff predictions are still up 😝) Selfie a day for a year, day 321, Jul 5, 2026 edition.

A man with gray hair, a beard, and black-framed glasses is looking up at the camera while lying on a light-colored couch and wearing a gray CodePen t-shirt.

A person is relaxing with their feet up while watching a soccer match featuring a player named Braut Haaland on TV.

Chris from 🇨🇦@ichris· Jul 3

I can’t really see my phone’s screen so here’s a collection of selfies for today. Take your pick. 😆 The hair is definitely on purpose and not just how I woke up. Selfie a day for a year, day 319, Jul 3, 2026 edition.

A person wearing glasses is closely holding and drinking from a dark blue mug with white geometric patterns.

A man with gray hair, glasses, and a beard is sitting outdoors on a cushioned chair with greenery in the background.

A man with gray hair, beard, and glasses is sitting outdoors on a couch or seat with trees and a partly cloudy sky visible in the background.

A man with glasses and a beard is sitting outdoors on a cushioned bench, surrounded by wooden fencing and greenery.

Chris from 🇨🇦@ichris· Jul 3

Endlessly walking Dollar Store with my kid. Selfie a day for a year, day 318, Jul 2, 2026 edition.

A man wearing glasses and a graphic t-shirt poses with his daughter in a grocery store aisle, both making peace signs.

Chris from 🇨🇦@ichris· Jul 2

Working from home with kids on school break is going great so far. 😆😂😡

Parent: There’s watermelon, grapes, and lots of leftover food in the fridge and buns and bread on the counter. Please use that before making new food.

Kid 1: Sorry I’m making KD I don’t care

Kid 2: oof

Chris from 🇨🇦@ichris· Jul 2

Fake! Photoshop! AI! Legs aren't real!

Sophie Cunningham(?) pointing in a basketball game

Chris from 🇨🇦@ichris· Jul 2

🍻 to Canada Day, eh? Selfie a day for a year, day 317, Jul 1, 2026 edition.

A man with glasses and a beard is holding a glass of a light-colored beverage while sitting in a room with a white chair and a framed picture on the wall.

Chris from 🇨🇦@ichris· Jul 2

Enola Holmes 3, 2026 - ★★★½: https://microblog.chrisenns.com/2026/07/01/enola-holmes.html

Chris from 🇨🇦@ichris· Jul 1

I’ve had so many of these spam texts today.

A text message from a phone number asks if the recipient saw a missed call.

Chris from 🇨🇦@ichris· Jun 30

He didn’t think he could look over the deck railing and then was pumped he could. Selfie a day for a year, day 316, Jun 30, 2026 edition.

A man wearing glasses and a gray t-shirt is leaning forward while a small white dog peeks over a surface in an outdoor patio area with wooden furniture and plants.

A man wearing glasses and a gray shirt is smiling next to a fluffy white dog with curly hair outdoors, with a wooden deck and garden visible in the background.

Chris from 🇨🇦@ichris· Jun 30

Are any of you “SlimMidnight9004”? I don’t mind playing #Fortnite with mutuals from social apps, I just can’t decipher your usernames from 15 years ago to match your name now. 😂

A Fortnite game lobby screen shows a player character with a dog, alongside options to play, customize, and a friend request from user SlimMidnight9004.

Chris from 🇨🇦@ichris· Jun 29

I caught this bird looking like they’re mad at me for posting this pic on the internet.

A small brown bird with a pointed beak is perched on the rough, textured bark of an old tree.

Chris from 🇨🇦@ichris· Jun 29

I’ve got a bright idea. Selfie a day for a year, day 314, Jun 28, 2026 edition.

Chris from 🇨🇦@ichris· Jun 28

Hot dogs for supper. 🔥 Selfie a day for a year, day 313, Jun 27, 2026 edition.

A man with glasses and a beard is standing outdoors surrounded by greenery, wearing a black T-shirt with a colorful soundwave design.

Hot dogs are being roasted over an open flame while mini pizzas with pepperoni and cheese cook on a grill covered with foil.

Chris from 🇨🇦@ichris· Jun 26

Spider-Man: Across the Spider-Verse, 2023 - ★★★★: https://microblog.chrisenns.com/2026/06/25/spiderman-across-the-spiderverse.html

Chris from 🇨🇦@ichris· Jun 25

lol fair

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Chris from 🇨🇦@ichris· Jun 25

Father’s Day present in use: BBQ Daddy Selfie a day for a year, day 310, Jun 24, 2026 edition.

A man wearing glasses and a cap is holding a handheld grill scraper while standing on a wooden deck with outdoor furniture and greenery in the background.

Chris from 🇨🇦@ichris· Jun 24

Apparently my 🍋YouTube channel is 15 years old today. 🎂🎉 100 subscribers per year growth isn’t exactly hockey stick style growth. 😂