Mutant Head

@ihateravenholm

ACAB. Free Palestine. Trans rights are human rights. Please unfollow me for my opinions. My lyrics are bottomless.

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Mutant Head@ihateravenholm· 21d

Found a weird little guy

A happy snake made out of green painted rocks with a smiley face on the grass, about to eat a purple flower

Mutant Head@ihateravenholm· 27d

When you say lolicon adjacent fans deserve the woodchipper on blue dot sky

Mutant Head@ihateravenholm· 27d

"Québécois"

"A ridiculous, fake language and culture. Send me your cranial measurements you old Yakubian ape I must study you for science"

Mutant Head@ihateravenholm· 27d

Mutant Head@ihateravenholm· 27d

Right right hey real quick is the "e" next to the "o" as well in your keyboard?

Dumbass "Glacier": "Trump's war in Iran has been a disastor. And a disastor for NATO. I agree that we obviously need to collapse the Islamic regime and install a pro-western government, but he is doing nothing but strengthening them, especially in soft power."

Mutant Head@ihateravenholm· Jul 16

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Someone named "Sammy" as a reply to my post: "ACAB except when someone likes drawings that I find icky"

Me: "I didn't say I wanted the cops involved"

Sammy again: "You're acting like a cop"

Me: "not at all, I don't care which race the pedophile is"

Mutant Head@ihateravenholm· Jul 7

[USER WAS BLOCKED FOR THIS POST]

Edna: (Sephiroth voice): "Yes. I am mocking you to amuse myself. See what it is is I run two block lists one is for tedious yank cunts - hence why I asked if you were American

The other is for massive twats.

And guess what!!"

Me: "Your mom is in both?"

"We're sorry! The post you are replying to has been deleted"

Edna Watkins: "Fuck me you truly are terrible at this"

Me: "That's what I told your mom last night"

Mutant Head@ihateravenholm· Jul 2

Your neighbours at 7am

Rolling Stone cover with a photo of MC Hammer and the text "It's Hammer Time - Nailing down Number One" on the right.

On the left "Faith No More - Most Unlikely to Succeed" which is also funny in context but I can't put my finger on why.

Mutant Head@ihateravenholm· Jun 25

No see it's perfectly normal texas style weather for *checks map* oh no

A map showing how the US south is not even at the same latitude as spain, let alone the UK or germany, to the tune of 20 fucking degrees of latitude.

Mutant Head@ihateravenholm· Jun 19

I raise you Brother, the true fashion icon

A screenshot of Brother from FFX-2. He is wearing suspenders, pants, and a rocking mohawk

Mutant Head@ihateravenholm· Jun 17

Are we doing 30 Rock today? Is it because it's wednesday

Dr Spaceman showing a pamphlet that reads "You do the meth!"

Mutant Head@ihateravenholm· Jun 17

Ah yes, my favorite approach to mental health.

Simsons meme with the revolutionary flanders and a woman where she says "we've tried nothing and we're all out of ideas"

Mutant Head@ihateravenholm· Jun 15

Embrace your inner demon

A man holding his hand up to correct someone, with the text "yro'ue*"

Mutant Head@ihateravenholm· May 27

Remember kids, if you need me to repeatedly shoot some guy that looks like the spanish inquisition got laser weapons, I will be by your side, yelling "GOLD SHIELD GOLD SHIELD RUN AWAY"

A S'pht Compiler, Subject01, seen on board the UESC Marathon in 2893.

Mutant Head@ihateravenholm· Apr 24

Best time to post one of my favourite pics from their fb page

AVH and A-Trak flanking motherfucking Danny DeVito who is wearing a duck beak nose from a coachella set in 2011

Mutant Head@ihateravenholm· Apr 23

Wow ok rude

Mutant Head@ihateravenholm· Apr 12

He's not! He's a boxer and sharpei mix. He may have some lab ancestor genes in the brain tho.

The dog in questions, black fur, face vmcobered in sand, looking dumb as fuck, lying fown face to the camera, background is a beach and blue sky

Mutant Head@ihateravenholm· Apr 9

Stock image of a robbery, the person on the left is holding a gun and the person on the right handing them a phone. You can only see their hands.

Mutant Head@ihateravenholm· Apr 5

Luckily, there are guides

Vinly cover for "Supergrass - Life On Other Planets"

Mutant Head@ihateravenholm· Apr 5

It's been hours and it's starting to dawn on me how fucking close I was to being the unluckiest man on earth at that exact moment, so I'm taking this moment to send love to those of you I like. And to the rest:

Screenshot from the classic meme "i lived bitch" but it's just the text inside the messaging bubble.

Mutant Head@ihateravenholm· Apr 4

Now, people will tell you how getting out of the house is "good for you" but I was walking around with a friend and her dog and guess what would have happened if I had walked slightly faster, just 1s ahead.

A photo of a facade right above the entrance to a building with several huge slabs of stone missing.

A picture of the stone slabs broken on the sidewalk, right where I would have been 1 second later.

Mutant Head@ihateravenholm· Mar 7

Why use Duolingo when you can just play Marathon

Player 1: "Je vous voie pas sur le carte"
Me: "Oui oui, baggette Camembert"
Player 2: "A droite de l'eau"
Player 1: "C etait la verite trou de bale"
Me: "Ou est la biblioteque"

Mutant Head@ihateravenholm· Mar 2

Never a wrong time to post this

A screenshot from Peace Walker where there are a bunch of gears made out of metal on the left side and on the right side Big Boss is saying "Metal... Gear..."

Mutant Head@ihateravenholm· Feb 11

"Serves two" I don't see two plates there, buddy, this is all mine now.

Truffled gnocci, mozarella, cherry tomatoes and lettuce on a teal plate on a white table. Drizzled with olive oil and black pepper.

Mutant Head@ihateravenholm· Feb 6

Proof (see, it takes a while)

As described: pan-seared chicken breast, greens with a mustard and honey sauce, sweet potato mash and a cream cheese and herbs sauce, on a green/teal plate resting on a white table.

Mutant Head@ihateravenholm· Feb 3

My favorite (and everyone I know) is "Rompe-Aire, El Soldado Del Tecno" It combines the hilariousness of the Airbuster translation (breaker of air) with THE SOLDIER OF TECNO keeping in mind that Tecno is the spanish term for techno/EDM.

Screenshot of FF7 spanish version:

Presidente Shinra:

Mira a Rompe Aire, el soldado del tecno. Fue creado por nuestro departamento de Desarrollo de armas.

Mutant Head@ihateravenholm· Feb 2

Which just reminds me of one of my favourite pictures of one of my cats (I kiss them very much 😭)

My cat Simba (it came already named) feeling a monday on the wooden floor by just lying on his back/side like a circle with paws extended and moth/eyes closed (I promise he's alive in this photo)

Mutant Head@ihateravenholm· Jan 26

I can compare gene sequencing, but I can't compare family trees because mine would be like "here's my mom and dad, and I guess I remember the name of my maternal grandma, and I'm stranged from family so no more info, but someone in my past probably built one of these"

A portal dolmen in Pentre Ifan, Wales. I'm not from Wales. This is just an example of the silly things Celts were doing back in the day. It's a dolmen so: rocks uoright on one side, rocks upright on the other side, flar rock across them. Blue sky with some clouds. Green grass. Trees in the distance.

Mutant Head@ihateravenholm· Jan 26

No, what you said was