Boring Weirdo
@ihavenodomain
Western civilization, amirite? Also Fuck ICE, Fuck Trump, Fuck MAGA, Fuck Imperialism, Fuck Fascism, and Free Palestine.
This guy looks like the villain in a cheesy 90s kids movie where his name is Roderick Slobworthy III and he wants to bulldoze a park to build a toothpick factory and it’s up to a ragtag group of neighborhood kids and their talking dog to stop him. Also, Ken Griffey Jr has a cameo at the end.
I know this is a satirical display, but seeing this before 9am on the way to work is the closest any of us will get to experiencing real life cosmic horror.
Yes, because the Democrats are such noble warriors fighting the good fight and not a bunch of cowards and collaborators Maybe save your wrath for fake Democrats like John Fetterman and shit like the Electoral College, which was the thing that actually robbed Hillary of the White House.
Just go the whole nine. Show Triumph of the Will. Have Jordan Peterson talk about the benefits of an all bacon and benzo diet. Get Andrew Tate to skeet shoot baby dolphins. Book Clavicular as emcee.
Michael Jackson apologists when confronted with hours of testimony and the man himself admitting he had kids on his bed: “You call that evidence?!?” Michael Jackson apologists when asked to back up claims the man was only rescuing kids from Epstein Island and was smeared by Mossad:
Dickhead Comics: “What a bunch of over sensitive pussy snowflakes we’ve got to deal with! Fuck trans people and Muslims!” Also Dickhead Comics: “I don’t get why we can’t all be nicer to each other.”
Congress: “Do you know why you haven’t done anything concerning the Epstein files?” Pam Bondi:
That’s rich coming from an administration that whitewashed an actual act of domestic terrorism and posted it to the fucking White House homepage. Fuck these people.
I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again: this dude looks like Glenn Close in Albert Nobbs. Well, minus the glasses.
I really enjoyed Avatar: Fire and Ash. But I’m also a snarky jackass.