listen. this article isn't bad. but.

same energy

"he is probably dead in the ways that matter"

And it's insanely annoying to see posts like this from Americans who spend a month in an airbnb in Paris and then think they know what the French are like. Live here for a few years and THEN start talking. A vacation is not actually cultural immersion, bud

I wonder if you can pinpoint when the heat wave started

country is not doing well

There are so many scams being run right now

lol

I should be allowed to start murdering

that's why it's the best sport

You know I got curious about this "supposed to be in the 70s" claim because my memory, from living here, is....not that. And I checked. yeah last year was fucking hot too. not heat wave hot, but hot enough to justify AC

Right, it’s about windows and access.

Open the schools…

it's over 40 degrees and here's what the city plans to do: open more drinking fountains. fucking drinking fountains

Crank it

doing important research

it really is stunning how much of the AI stuff is just sci-fi poisoning all the way down

really don't even have to make the joke here

as someone on tumblr said I'm feeling very "the stripper loves me" about the entire San Jose Sharks team (excluding the Russians) using Pride tape last night

just awful, they also have this horribly gaudy "Top Scorer" jersey that I guess the goal leader on the team wears (with a fucking golden helmet) makes it looks like a casino, it's so ugly

calling being elected as president "endeavors in other fields" is sooooo funny

the sharks have gone into such Mack psychosis that they now introduce all their other players as "Not Macklin Celebrini"

Aw you shouldn’t have