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puso 🔞@ikeasharkenjoyer· Jul 8

getting a kick out of digging through the league wiki wiki.leagueoflegends.com/en-us/Univer...

When I noticed the similarities between the Demacian stained glass and the Noxian statue, I had to know more. I pulled as many books as I could out of the library at Piltover's academy. There are some sections there restricted to everyone but academy graduates. I could have gotten in on my own, but I didn't want to burn any bridges, so I had Jayce help me out. Everyone loves that guy.

puso 🔞@ikeasharkenjoyer· Jul 7

jayce birthday happy birthday jayce :> archiveofourown.org/works/88106736 #jayvik

A Lackluster Convenience Store is Still A Convenience Store
bato (dust__motes)

Summary:
After a birthday lunch with family and friends, Jayce and Viktor walk home, hoping to make it before the rain does.

In the middle of that walk, Jayce wants to make a pit stop.

puso 🔞@ikeasharkenjoyer· Jul 2

me with comments on ao3 rn

Teary-eyed emoji with cupped hands and the text "*gently holds*".

puso 🔞@ikeasharkenjoyer· Jun 30

it's June 30 still so it counts ch3 finally out now :) happy pride 🏳️‍⚧️ archiveofourown.org/works/726735... #jayvik #JayvikPride2026

There Must Be Something Wrong With Me
bato (dust__motes)

Chapter 3: Confession

Summary:
Back home from the conference, Jayce's partner finally confides in him.

Try as he might, it's nothing that he expects at all.

puso 🔞@ikeasharkenjoyer· Jun 29

lmao zoe(?)'s dang little face

The wisp creature's silly little XO expression while it calls out a question with all its might.

puso 🔞@ikeasharkenjoyer· Jun 16

i am going to squish him (affectionate)

Crop of Singed's post-burn model sheet, showing his bandages and scarred face that's typically covered by the cowl. He gives me cuteness aggression.

puso 🔞@ikeasharkenjoyer· Jun 13

This chapter isn't even anywhere near done yet, I just like when numbers do a funny

puso 🔞@ikeasharkenjoyer· Jun 12

exactly where he wants to be

Allied Coral Creatures present
▶️ Coral Creatures: "Uncle Nautilus! Come with us!"
▶️ Nautilus: "Not today, little ones."

Allied Dreg Dredgers present

▶️ Dreg Dredgers: "Nautilus on our side? We are invincible!"
▶️ Nautilus: "Correct."

▶️ Nautilus: "Who has summoned me?"
▶️ Dreg Dredgers: "Meee! We best friends now, haaa!"

Allied Coral Creatures
▶️ Coral Creatures: "Found one!"
▶️ Nautilus: "Run along, little ones."

puso 🔞@ikeasharkenjoyer· Jun 11

ok this is the one other that I knew about, there could be more but I wouldn't know where to find them www.reddit.com/r/jayvik/com...

Digital drawing by camille.leto. Jayce stretching and Viktor yawning as they wake up in bed together. Jayce is shirtless and Viktor's in striped pajamas. The drawing is captioned with a 🫶 hands forming heart emoji.

puso 🔞@ikeasharkenjoyer· Jun 11

These are the most immediate I can find, but I know there are more www.reddit.com/r/jayvik/com... www.reddit.com/r/jayvik/com...

Instagram post by chaise.jpg. A drawing of Jayce and Viktor kissing.

"Last mounth I did a little arcane chihuahua drawings for my animation team mates (based on a private joke ) and a special one, some say it should be canon 👀"

Post by Own_Butterscotch_586 on r/jayvik, titled "Another animators' drawing 🙂‍↕️"

A digital doodle of Jayce and Viktor sitting next to each other, almost touching hands and blushing about it.

Post text reads, "By Daniel Tal"

puso 🔞@ikeasharkenjoyer· Jun 1

well at least they're in commissioned fanart </3

Buhru Leader, or Tauulo, who if I recall correctly, is one of if not the only canon transgender man in Runeterra lore so far. A 3 cost follower from Bilgewater with 3 attack and 2 defense.

Play: A 1 cost ally starts a free attack.

Tyari the Traveler, who if I recall correctly was one of if not the first canon transgender female character in Runeterra lore. A 2 cost follower from Targon with 2 attack and 2 defense.

Support: Grant my supported ally +0|+2.

puso 🔞@ikeasharkenjoyer· Jun 1

piltover playlist

A Youtube Music playlist titled "the piltover myth". It has 23 tracks and in total is 1 hour and 12 minutes long, but only the "London" track from Dai Gyakuten Saiban and "More London Streets" from Unwound Future are shown.

puso 🔞@ikeasharkenjoyer· May 29

looking at my top 10 league champs i am reminded once again why everything i like is sadly unpopular and/or niche

A tier list used more to categorize than tier some League of Legends champions.

Homoerotic Lifelong Partnerships Becoming Overly Complicated
- Twisted Fate
- Graves
- Viktor
- Jayce

Horror
- Singed
- Fiddlesticks
- Pyke
- Evelynn
- Orianna
- Briar

puso 🔞@ikeasharkenjoyer· May 28

he also has a ring

Close-up of Graves' hand in the Pride 2026 splash. He wears a ring with Twisted Fate's symbol on it.

puso 🔞@ikeasharkenjoyer· May 28

this is all i'll be thinking about for the next 8 hours. the earring. the RING.

Close-up of Graves in the Pride 2026 splash. He has a playing card of Hearts earring and a ring with Twisted Fate's symbol on it.

puso 🔞@ikeasharkenjoyer· May 28

i just saw graves' earring so at least he and diana have a piece of their partners

Graves and Diana in the Pride 2026 splash. Graves has a Hearts playing card earring and Diana has a Solari head piece.

puso 🔞@ikeasharkenjoyer· May 28

had to check House on Emberflit Alley to reference smth rq and apparently viktor makes sweetmilk with what is basically goat milk cream!

Viktor walked to his stovetop. He mixed a blend of dark powder and Dunpor cream into a saucepan, heating the liquid with his laser.

“Would you like a glass of sweetmilk?” said Viktor. “A weakness of mine, but I have always enjoyed the anise flavor.”

- Excerpt from House on Emberflit Alley by Rayla Heide. The word "Dunpor" is highlighted.

Screenshot from the League of Legends wiki.

Dunpor | Universe
Dunpors are a goat-like species native to the areas of Stonewall. Its milk is heavily sought after by Piltover traders.

To the right of the description is an illustration of Dunpors, who in my opinion look like a cross between dogs, dragons, and goats. Writing in the illustration says, "Dunpor milk, also curds".

puso 🔞@ikeasharkenjoyer· May 22

Samsa can be described as "everyone lives/nobody dies fix-it fic for Kafka's Metamorphosis", and when combining it w/ jv I like to think of it as Viktor addressing it to Jayce: partners, understanding him and loving him for who he is. Jayce doesn't need to conform to Piltover, he's already perfect

Even if you become a shadow of your former self, I'll be here.
Even if you're poisoned by the fringed iris,
The light can be found at 1am.
Now drag your gaudy tail along,
Sa-sa-sa-sa Samsa!

So, don't say you've given up on life, Samsa!
Okay?

puso 🔞@ikeasharkenjoyer· May 22

This one, Jayce in the latter half of s2. Finally realizing what he wants, what he needs, what he has to do and working towards it. Samsa was made for Nightcord at 25:00, specifically Kanade (N25's composer), who TLDR has tasked herself with saving Mafuyu (N25's lyricist) from all that torments her.

Hey, fly away on the count of 3, Sa-sa-sa-sa Samsa
Kick away anything and everything as hard as you can, Sa-sa-sa-sa Samsa
In the afterword, these days aren’t even mentioned,
If you run away here, it seems this will really be true.

puso 🔞@ikeasharkenjoyer· May 22

thinking again abt Samsa and how I like to relate it to #jayvik To start, all these verses I like to tie to Jayce during s1: appeasing others just to keep his dream alive, to survive. Struggling to advocate for himself to the council, w/ no say in being the Golden Boy, both mascot and scapegoat

"Look in the mirror," someone whispers,
If it goes well, it's a win.
Sweet words and smiles won't get the message across,
If you run, you're already a monster.

All night I wandered around under the moon, thinking,
What finger should I hold up to my nightmares?

Anyone's soul would be barely hanging on,
(it hurts, hurts, hurts)
Eaten, eaten by the pain and the wranglers.

Why even now does it still
hurt, hurt, hurt?
Drag your gaudy tail along, Sa-sa-sa-sa Samsa.

Don't say you've given up on life, Samsa!

Say, "I'm sorry, I couldn’t live my life well at all,"
A ghost putting on a smile of denial and pretending to be a lofty human.

I'm just acknowledging my own complaining,
Of course, I couldn’t even fight with you properly.

It seems I can’t change, oh no, no!

It's not a joke, don't eat my dreams!
(it hurts, hurts, hurts)
I sang, sang about my trendy despair.

Even if you become a shadow of your former self,
(it hurts, hurts, hurts)
Someday, you'll become a beloved song, Sa-sa-sa-sa Samsa.

puso 🔞@ikeasharkenjoyer· May 22

looking up stuff on wikipedia somehow led me to the page for albinism which led me to this tidbit: > The term is from the Latin albus, "white".

The card of Jayce's shitty boss in Legends of Runeterra. 7-cost 6|5 with quick attack that draws Jayce from deck. His power doesn't matter what matters is that he's a white wealthy prick. His fucking shoulder pads are decorated with manual labor workers. I'm going to punt him into the sun.

puso 🔞@ikeasharkenjoyer· May 16

I could say so many things right now

Van Zieks and Harebrayne together but separated by the bars of the latter's cell.

Harebrayne: "I know that you have my best interests at heart."

Van Zieks: "My friend is on trial. ...I wouldn't entrust it to anybody else."

puso 🔞@ikeasharkenjoyer· May 16

singed

puso 🔞@ikeasharkenjoyer· May 16

im giggling like a mad man right now

A selection of Youtube playlists.

The first contains 10 videos and is labeled Singed. The thumbnail is of what is probably Ace of Base with the Petscop character photoshopped on top of all their faces.

The second is a Watch Later of 767 videos. The thumbnail is a closeup of Viktor while Singed is offering him Shimmer.

The third contains 8 videos and was updated today. It's labeled Singed. The thumbnail is a Singed All Season 1 scenes compilation.

The fourth is Liked videos with 2696 videos. The thumbnail is Singed holding a vial of Shimmer.

puso 🔞@ikeasharkenjoyer· May 16

doing some research. I was going to say "good to know nothing about piltover's legal system has changed" but the way Ezreal talks here implies people usually *don't* represent themselves - unless you read it as a snarky comment on Piltover's lack of lawyers. Also the existence of prelim hearings