Ilandere

@ilandere

Consumer of Izzy Hands. Delicious trauma. She/her. 18+ ✡ 🏳️‍🌈 Header by @queermagneto.bsky.social

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Ilandere@ilandere· Jun 18

Welcome! 🥰

Ilandere@ilandere· Jun 13

Photo of two rabbits behind a wire fence. A large black one has a scribbled on gray beard and a small gray one has drawn angy eyebrows and an X under its eye, a la Blackbeard and Izzy Hands

Ilandere@ilandere· Jan 21

Pearl from Steven Universe. Still of her in a tux and holding a rose, singing "it's over isnt it" which is the edizziest of songs. She has an Izzy X drawn under her eye.

Ilandere@ilandere· Jan 16

He screm #izzyhands #izzyisme

Izzy but little white screaming cat and a hand reaching out making it look like Izzy is just the size of a finger

Ilandere@ilandere· Jan 9

I realized I never posted this epic crochet I made for the husband for channukah! He's still obsessed with it.

A crochet stuffie of Vegeta from Dragonball in his Saiyen armor. Crocheted using embroidery floss. Adorable and angry.

Stuffie Vegeta sitting in a crocheted space pod. He is angy.

Ilandere@ilandere· Jan 9

Gifted crochet plushie Izzy and a star snuggie for him!!! I need to make more of him, hes too cute #ofmd #izzyhands

Plush izzy snuggled in a star sleeping bag with a little loop at the top for hanging

A very angry plush izzy hands. He has a little black blob of a body with little black arms

Ilandere@ilandere· Jan 2

Excuse me while I make my home right in his smile line, where i shall promptly die.

Ilandere@ilandere· Dec 29

Ilandere@ilandere· Dec 26

SEE A CON, POST A CON Let's get some goofball rolling!

Con O'neill making weird batman/owl eyes with his fingers over his face because you gotta love him

Ilandere@ilandere· Dec 19

The #1 movie from when you were 10 is how your 2026 is going to go. Wow. Wow okay. Human Shrek is the hottest prince after all!!!

Poster of Shrek 2. Featuring clockwise from top center: Fairy Godmother, Queen, King, Fiona, Donkey, Shrek, Gingy, Puss, Prince Charming

Ilandere@ilandere· Dec 10

Parks and rec, Ben complaining about fonts

Ilandere@ilandere· Oct 27

Look left

Bloody room with "caption this with the 2nd to last text you sent"

Ilandere@ilandere· Jul 25

So many good canon-era options too 👀

Ilandere@ilandere· Jul 20

This is where I post from

A goat in a grassy area in front of a fence made of tall wooden stakes and what looks like white fabric. The fabric has "DOOM" spray painted on it.

Ilandere@ilandere· Apr 12

Happy birthday!

Ilandere@ilandere· Feb 28

Still from a video of Con screaming about cheese. Next to his angry fist shaking in the air is the word CHEESE.

Ilandere@ilandere· Feb 7

Guess what arrived?! The most gorgeous handmade rosy maple moth Stizzy patch and these cutie butt stickers! Thank you so much @creaturetongue.bsky.social 🥰🥰🥰 Also adore the adorable stationary! @thecanyoncraft.bsky.social

Ilandere@ilandere· Jan 23

I have the full nakey Izzy sticker sheet spread throughout my sticker journal reacting to other stickers, but otherwise my collection:

Ilandere@ilandere· Jan 19

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Ilandere@ilandere· Dec 29

#jackoffweek because why the fuck not?

Crochet dick with a crochet dick ring. (This was found on etsy) The ring is light flesh colored and has two giant eyeballs on top with blue irises. The bottom has a large black bushy mustache.

Three green silicone cock rings. They all have a pot leaf insignia on them

A cock ring known as a "bling pop" named after the candy ring pop because it looks like a it has a giant crystal on top. Inside the crystal is a bullet vibrator

Black silicone cock ring in the shape of a tire

Ilandere@ilandere· Dec 29

Couldn't help myself, here are some more. Enjoy #jackoffweek

Golden metal cock ring in the shape of a dragon

Golden metal cock ring with a skull. The skull has a ring in its mouth

Dick lips edible gummy cock rings. They're shaped like lips and come in the flavors swallow me strawberry (red), blow me blueberry (blue), and tickle me cherry (pink)

Golden metal cock ring with a cobra head on top. It has red jeweled eyed

Ilandere@ilandere· Dec 29

The wreaths that started it all, plus some of his others

3 Christmas wreath cock rings. Each is a different color of green, with red or silver bows, red, gold, and silver bobbles

Black cock ring with a silicone dog tag hanging from it labeled "puppy"

Red cock ring with the head of the Minataur on it. It is textured with fur and has the tail at the bottom

Green cock ring with a snake head on top, scales texture around it, and its tail at the bottom

Ilandere@ilandere· Dec 28

Without downloading any new pics, what's your energy going into 2025

Medieval inspired illuminated page with a man gesturing to a blank area, stating "Behold! The field in which I grow my fucks. Lay thine eyes upon it and thou shall see that it is barren."

One panel cartoon illustrated by Will Santino of a person with their head on a table, having tiredly given up. In front of them is a lemon press with a partially squeezed lemon and a glass underneath. On one side is a large amount of assorted jars, glasses, cups, and containers with lemon juice (lemonade) inside. On his other side is a pile of lemons and a machine absolutely pelting the person in the head with the lemons it's shooting out. The pile will only grow. The lemons won't stop. There is no point in making lemonade anymore.
(Fun fact: life. Did not. Make lemons. Lemons are a man-made creation.)

Ilandere@ilandere· Dec 14

Pretty accurate all things considered

"Your result: poor little meow meow.
'Free my man!' the tumblr girlies scream. 'He did absolutely all of it, but I don't care!' Sure, you've committed a number of unforgivable atrocities, but you look so pretty drenched in blood <3"

Ilandere@ilandere· Nov 25

Most probably.......

Closeup of actor Con O'neill gripping his heaving bosom and showing off a bit of tummy and red USPolo undies

Ilandere@ilandere· Nov 25