tori toot
@imgonnasayitnow
hello, I’m tori. part time folksinger. accidental historian. sometimes shitposter. Phil Ochs scholar. creator of the God Help the Troubadour podcast. 30. pinko.
shout out to Queen Loretta Stone for letting me flatten the back of her wig by laying on it in a casket
how was everyone’s weekend? I got to christen my new apartment by turning it into a morgue and laying dead on my kitchen island to get put in postmortem drag.
IMPORTANT!!!!! my band, Morgana Moon & the Damned Saints, will be opening for ButtTootKing at Capital City Pride in Des Moines on June 13th!!
so like…who’s coming to see my band open for ButtTootKing need a headcount
hey tooters, my car is currently in the shop after suddenly breaking down on me yesterday so if my art has ever brought you joy and you feel like sparing a buck or two I would really appreciate it! my car is literally my livelihood!!! (copying from the other app)
I’m sitting dissociating in my car and a dude parks next to me and then comes out and taps on my window to be like “you know this is a private parking lot right?” I’m like “yeah it’s 7:24” and he’s like “yeah okay” and walks off. this conversation did not need to happen
wtf Phil Ochs and Liza in the same room??? also Julie Newmar and Shirley Bassey
@suzietoot.bsky.social add me, your biggest hater, to tootsky please? 🤍