Randy Meeks

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Randy Meeks@imrandymeeks· 13d

Did Missi Pyle and World of Wonder never cross paths before Stop That Train? That sounds wrong.

Missi Pyle being seductive on Stop! That! Train! I'm sorry if your screen reader just yelled at you, that's what the movie is called.

Randy Meeks@imrandymeeks· 13d

Aww

Screenshot of a DM: "Hi Randy, my name is Seth and I am the promoter that’s responsible for using your image for the event that went on at the eagle LA last Sunday. I want to apologize because I’m extremely embarrassed in I had found the image on Google. I swear I had tried looking you up through IG when I found the image and struggled to find an account for Randy slash toons at that time. Please know the bar had nothing to do with it nor John who designed the poster. I’m truly sorry and hoping I can send some sort of compensation to make it right, but this mistake falls solely on me. I should have tried harder to find your info other than just through Instagram and I’m sorry for that."
With a reply: "lmao loser."

Randy Meeks@imrandymeeks· 14d

Uuuuuugh I don't wanna watch a Taylor Sheridan show but now I legally have to uuuugh

Scruffy Jai Courtney smoking a cigarette in a black tank top on Dutton Ranch.

Randy Meeks@imrandymeeks· 14d

Odysseussy

Drawing of transmasc Odysseus standing next to a signpost, but looking the other way. He is clad in the anachronistic, yet fabulous helmet from the Christopher Nolan movie, and has a touristy backpack and a smaller cross-body bag on. Other than those, Odysseus is stark naked, showing his hairy labia to the entirety of Troy. Oblivious of his blatant lack of pants, he checks the folded map and points to the side opposite from the biggest, topmost sign that says “Ithaca” on it. Unrelated, but the sign saying “Nude beach” happens to point the same way Odysseus does. Which could mean nothing. “Guys, I’m not great with directions,” says Odysseus, his grey beard and body hair being no indication of his wisdom, “But I think Ithaca is that way!”

Randy Meeks@imrandymeeks· 14d

So a credit in a small font with a wrong handle without asking for my permission is all you fuckers gonna do huh? Lovely eaglela.com/events/holly...

A poster for the Hollyweird Goon Squad event at Eagle LA featuring an edited version of my Superman drawing.

Randy Meeks@imrandymeeks· 18d

Odysseus

Randy Meeks@imrandymeeks· 18d

Cold Storage is proof that David Koepp actually still can write a fun screenplay with human characters and has not completely lost contact with reality, as Disclosure Day may lead you to believe

Georgina Campbell and Joe Keery as underpaid storage facility employees in Cold Storage.

Randy Meeks@imrandymeeks· 18d

My Science Project is an infinitely more fun movie about alien weapons

Two aggressively 1980s high schoolers looking at a strange alien contraption.

Randy Meeks@imrandymeeks· 18d

Operation Taco Gary's eats Disclosure Day's lunch like it's no big deal

Two guys in a car with Doug Jones, who has glowing yellow eyes, driving.

Randy Meeks@imrandymeeks· 18d

Disclosure Day could have been made a thousand times better if Spielberg handed the third act over to somebody way more cynical and mean. Like, just let the alien blow everyone up live on the air, Mars Attacks style. Have tiktokers stitch Emily Blunt's clucking. Bring back the pianos. Live a little.

Emily Blunt and Josh O'Connor in a train car full of utterly inexplicable pianos.

Randy Meeks@imrandymeeks· 18d

Why did that one train car have all the grand pianos? What was that all about?

Emily Blunt having a panic attack in a train car full of pianos.

Randy Meeks@imrandymeeks· 25d

Luigi & Gooigi

Drawing of Luigi and his green ectoplasmic doppelganger, Gooigi, in an eerily lit room of the mansion. Gooigi is standing with his hands on the wall, while Luigi pounds him in the ass from behind, his cock and a rope of cum visible inside Gooigi. “Oh yeah!” shouts Luigi. “Mamma mia!” gasps Gooigi, looking over his shoulder.

Randy Meeks@imrandymeeks· 25d

It's not like 2001: A Space Odyssey is famous for its comedic stylings, but the zero gravity toilet bit is incredible

Screenshot from 2001: A Space Odyssey showing a lengthy set of instructions for a zero gravity toilet in ten dense paragraphs.

Randy Meeks@imrandymeeks· 25d

daisy, daisy, give me your answer, do

Randy Meeks@imrandymeeks· Jul 11

Thor Polishes His Hammer

Drawing of Thor sitting naked in bed with Mjölnir between his legs. Thor is staring at his phone, small bottles of Asgardian hammer cleaner sit open beside him, and his hand with a tube of polish is frozen above the hammer. “I don’t think this video teaches you to polish your tool at all!” mutters Thor, a little confused by the slowly spinning spiral and unable to look away. “Looks nice tho. Kinda relaxing. And a little arousing!” he adds as tiny sparkles start circling his head and bolts of electricity shoot from the hammer. “My tool feels all tingly.”

Randy Meeks@imrandymeeks· Jul 10

Tbt to Halloween when I dressed as frosty the babadook but my friend's house had more of a grown ups drinking wine vibe

Contestants on RuPaul's Drag Race All Stars 11, featuring Crystal Methyd in a snowman costume.

Randy Meeks@imrandymeeks· Jul 5

Captain America: The 4th of July FTMireworks

Drawing of Steve Rogers lounging in a U.S. flag colored hammock. Steve Rogers is wearing only his helmet, his hairy muscular body on full display. His legs are wide open, shamelessly showing Steve’s pussy. In his hands Steve holds two small brown bottles. “Ah! The 4th of July!” sighs Steve, his eyes losing focus as tiny cartoon sparks circle his head. “Nothing like popping open a fresh bottle and enjoying the fireworks.”

Randy Meeks@imrandymeeks· Jul 4

Captain America: The 4th of July Fireworks

Drawing of Steve Rogers lounging in a U.S. flag colored hammock. Steve Rogers is wearing only his helmet, his hairy muscular body on fill display. His fat cock is resting on Steve’s thigh, not yet fully hard. In his hands Steve holds two small brown bottles. “Ah! The 4th of July!” sighs Steve, his eyes losing focus as tiny cartoon sparks circle his head. “Nothing like popping open a fresh bottle and enjoying the fireworks.”

Randy Meeks@imrandymeeks· Jul 3

I'm catching up on the Evil Dead stuff, and I gotta ask. Is this faux-Satanic scrapbooking even scary to anyone besides the hardcore Christians at this point? And wouldn't the hardcore Christians be more scared of a random Planned Parenthood pamphlet in the basement? Much to ponder.

A spread from the Book of the Dead filled with fun scribbles.

Randy Meeks@imrandymeeks· Jun 27

Superman & Pa Kent: App

Drawing of Clark Kent and Jonathan Kent in a dark bedroom. Clark is on his knees between Pa’s legs, a phone in his hand. Clark barely pays attention to Jonathan, who’s naked except a pair of socks and a jockstrap that barely contains his fat boner, and has one leg over Clark’s shoulder. Superman’s eyes are glued to the glowing screen, where a red and white spiral is spinning, seemingly unaware of enormous cock leaking and pushing into Pa’s hairy asshole. “Dad, check out this new LexCorp app! I’ve been on it all day, it’s so cool. Look at the spiral go!” says Clark, drool running down his chin. “The app really sucks you in! Makes you want to go deeper and deeper!” “Sounds like a great app to me, Clark!” smiles Pa Kent. “Keep it open and go as deep as you want! Leave sucking to me.”

Randy Meeks@imrandymeeks· Jun 27

However, things did start to click circa the sword in the comic book shop scene, and long story short, I liked the movie. It's cute. It's ten years too late, but it's fun. Yay.

Man-at-Arms, Teela, and Adam in a group hug.

Randy Meeks@imrandymeeks· Jun 20

Children yearn for Shelley Duvall

Kate O'Flynn as Patricia, aiming a gun at a Michael Myers knockoff in Widow's Bay.

Randy Meeks@imrandymeeks· Jun 20

King Arthur & Merlin's Ass

Drawing of King Arthur and Merlin in bed on dark red sheets together. Merlin is lying on his stomach, wearing a white, well-worn tank top and tube socks. His piss-stained briefs are around his knees, revealing Merlin’s tremendous butt covered in white hair, and a fat cock with a Prince Albert piercing splayed on the bed between his legs. Arthur reclines next to him, naked except for his backwards ball cap with a crown on top of it. His Majesty has one hand on Merlin’s buttock, holding his ass open, while taking a picture with his phone. “O Merlin! Thine arse must be enchanted!” says Arthur, eyes glued to his phone’s screen. “Its magic so strong it turns me into a top!”

Randy Meeks@imrandymeeks· Jun 20

also a show on the best covid-era streaming platform quibi about anna kendrick and a sex doll, actually called dummy

Promo image for the Quibi show Dummy featuring Anna Kendrick and her boyfriend's sex doll, apparently available on Roku now that Quibi is firmly in the ground.

Randy Meeks@imrandymeeks· Jun 17

Mannequin's opening credits, an answer to the question "What if Hanna-Barbera made Ghost in the Shell?"

Screenshot of the animated opening credits from the 1987 movie Mannequin, showing female mannequins being made on an assembly line.

Randy Meeks@imrandymeeks· Jun 17

Lee Cronin's The Dummy

Screenshot from the 1987 movie Mannequin, showing a guy in a tuxedo riding a motorcycle with a titular mannequin.

Randy Meeks@imrandymeeks· Jun 13

The Dukes of Hazzard: Seed Limit

Drawing of Bo Duke bent over the trunk of the General, dressed in his pale blue t-shirt, with no pants on. Behind him Luke is standing naked with his tightie whities around his ankles, pulling on Bo’s jockstrap as he joyfully sodomizes his cousin. The bushes around them hide the Dukes from whomever might be passing by a little bit, but don’t conceal much of the vigorous lovemaking happening right in the middle of Hazzard County. “Oh man! I love feeling my loads inside you, cuz! And they spill on my balls with each thrust,” says Luke with a wide grin. “Is your ass over capacity, Bo? Am I going over the seed limit, cousin? Get it? Seed limit!” he chuckles while slamming his cock all the way into Bo’s sloppy hole again and again. “Shut up, Luke!” shouts Bo. “My hole can take a pounding, but these puns hurt!”

Randy Meeks@imrandymeeks· Jun 8

There has never been a better time to dig up all those episodes of The Soup making fun of Spencer Pratt's skin-colored beard on The Hills

Screenshot from The Soup featuring Joel McHale posing like a teenage girl from the 1980s, in his bed with a diary open to the page saying "Joel Pratt."

Closeup shot of Joel's bare midriff with a treasure trail leading down into his booty shorts, and tattoos of Spencer Pratt's face and the same Spencer Pratt's face in a heart on Joel's stomach.

Wider shot of teenage girl Joel McHale lounging seductively in bed, his Spencer Pratt tattoos on full display.

Randy Meeks@imrandymeeks· Jun 6

Supernatural: Mystery Dumpling Unboxing

Frame 1. Drawing of Dean Winchester in the driver’s seat of Impala, framed as a vertical shot of a TikTok video. Dean appears to be naked, and in the backseat there’s Sam, also not wearing anything. Both Winchesters are holding small round boxes in rainbow wrappers that say “Mystery Cumdumpling. Super soft dough!” “Chat, Sam and I are going to try these viral squishies!” Dean says to the camera. “Can I get the rare one, please?”
Frame 2. Sam and Dean open the boxes. Sam seems a little disappointed at the discovery. “Oh. It’s cute tho!” says Sam, looking at a green dumpling with a smiley face in his hands. “Oh my god! Sammy!” Dean screams, seeing the translucent light blue dumpling filled with multicolored sparkles. On the dumpling’s top, instead of the usual knot of dough, there seems to be a small pucker, making the toy look like the business end of a fleshlight. “I got the glitter dumpling!”
Frame 3. Sam holds his dumpling in both hands, stretching it so the camera shows it really does have an opening on top, and the insides of the dumpling are covered in small, soft bumps. “Whoa!” gasps Sam, his mouth open almost as wide as the goatse dumpling. Dean holds his toy closer to the camera. “It’s soft like Sam’s hole after I eat it! It even makes the same sound!” Dean tells the audience, sliding his finger in and out of the dumpling. “I gotta try it!”
Frame 4. Sam is down on the backseat, so only his knees are visible, and a glimpse of the green dumpling being moved up and down can be caught between his legs. “Ah! These little bumps on the inside tickle so good!” says Sam, stroking his cock with the toy. “Dean, you wanna swap?” Dean is lost in pleasure, his eyes rolling back and mouth happily agape, while he stretches his dumpling all over his hard cock. “No way, Sammy! I’m not stopping until I fill this dumpling,” Dean says, relentlessly pumping his dong with a squelching sound of slimy plastic. “Then you can have it!” Dean promises, squeezing the glittery toy.

Randy Meeks@imrandymeeks· Jun 3

Now that Backrooms is a proven success, can we please give some money to the guy who mashed up the Rejuvenique face mask infomercial with the Unsolved Mysteries theme? x.com/stephnz/stat...