so Not my cookie then

at least i find me funny.

tip 1: have really big tits

my black and white photo. or am i too late

birds of a feather get blocked together

here are some nice mushrooms i grew

this is your doing (so pretty)

too broke for jokes

someone forgot to set their clocks back

it follows

someone needs a life its me. i need a life

trader joe’s describing it as *a delightfully rustic asbestos experience*

every time it turns on i keep expecting it to say, “i’m sorry, dave, i can’t do that” (and dave’s not here, man)

its nice she still plays with her dolls

now its known.

Its in thread but fuck it 😂 (sorry it had to be done poorly)

Ok this is it. Had to

revenge porn is not ok. (and did you guys see this!?)

😂 this was before that one.

this is a CAT checkpoint. show me the most recent cat image on your phone

off topic but im friends with your older doppelganger (imo)

Skyline

💀 mine are generic but basically gone.

portland salt binds us together and youre funnier than most

just found out im supposed to dress up for my kids 3rd grade formal tonight. too much ?

see the boxes

dicks, apparently

woke up to a discord notification from my 9 year old