To steal a joke from elsewhere, he looks like a mischievous dog that's magically been turned into a human for a day.

Argentina then.

Thankfully had a dribble of spirits left for one for the road. Cheers lads.

Both at it. That concludes my photography for today. Thanks.

Peace has broken out.

Got the dogs new chews. Stella has decided she needs both. War shall soon undoubtedly commence.

So. Here it is. I like Barney Ronay's way with words.

That’s me stuck then.

40 billion degrees and yet she refuses to sit anywhere else 🤦🏻‍♂️

Because of The Implication

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I have only one issue with him:

I’d never even heard a whisper of this.

I’ve posted and sent this round to a frankly boring extent, but it’s why I am behind that England team. The flag-shagging knuckle-draggers don’t get to co-opt the team for their own purposes afaic.

Evening from Cornwall, scumbags.

My little sitting-in-the-garden buddy says South Africa are badly poo at football.

Full marks for understatement there, Tom.

This is unsurprisingly completely ace. Enjoy. Or don't, up to you, innit?

Just one of the many highlights.

This is so brilliant. Also: pls pls pls

Stella just got up to go to the back door and when I got up to let her out she sprinted back in and got in my warm spot. Never a day I’m not getting rolled in my own home, which is supposed to be a safe space. As you can see, she’s stricken with guilt..

A familiar name pops up on Reddit 👀

Yay

I badly hate this shamelessly corrupt cunt.

Deep-Sea Whale Necropolis!