Where we're going, we won't need eyes to see. (Sam Neill, Event Horizon. 1997)

Next turtles painting laid out. Time to party!

Times are tough so I'm hitting the street to do some self promotion and offer a little discount.

Hashtag Free Willy!

Happy 4th in the polycule to those who celebrate!

It's true 😭

Why do I always blink when getting my picture taken?

A lot of tattoo artists DREDD doing coverups, but not me.

Saw this at my local grocery store and was so disgusted I nearly puked. I mean, who puts limes in a lager?

Out biking and getting more than the usual looks of disgust and am like whatever. I get to my halfway point and go to take a selfie and notice the fresh hair dye running down my face that has me looking like I was just involved in tragic accident at a cherry pie eating contest.

New Trump golf course incoming!

Needed a break from social media so I went biking in 100° heat all day yesterday and touched swamp grass.

People often ask why I don't just post links to the shop I work at and it's because I get unprovoked rage and attacks from lunatics like this cracked out Betty Boop that go out of their way to be the biggest cünt since Louis Griffin gave birth to that elephant child.

Stopped off on my way to work to shoot some birds.

This joke has me split.

"I don't care if you're trans, your work should speak for itself!" Yes.

RoboChop was fun to draw yesterday so I decided to do one more. Any Game of Thrones and Toys r Us fans here? I give you "The death of Prince Geoffrey"

Setup to do a tattoo and the client never came back so rather than let the black ink go to waste I decided to draw RoboChop.

PELICANS!

Been out biking for THREE hours and got some photos of THEEE pelicans! I didn't even know Colorado, which is a land locked state in the middle of a desert, had pelicans!

You come across this unicorn in the woods. What you doing?

Thanks! It's hanging with my other turtles paintings for now 😁

I think I'm finally done with my Turtles meditation painting. Time to varnish!

I'm not tattooing at the Denver Tattoo Festival this weekend but if you want that tattoo convention treatment you can come see me at the shop and I'll still charge double my normal rate, tattoo you high, spill booze on you, and kick you out right at closing.

Happy Pride Month!

I tried touching grass but there was too much sand.

Made it to the reservoir. Going to find some shade to drink my kombucha and smoke some weed before heading back. JFC That's the whitest thing I've ever said.

Do I still got it or do I still got it?

Don't mind me, I'm just living as a tran down by the river!