Inmostlight

@inmostlight

Music and film lover. Mini painting. Dogs and birds. Chicago. I block all the bots and crypto freaks that follow

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Inmostlight@inmostlight· 24d

No, Little Death! Don't harpoon the Trojan Horse!

Little Death, a masked killer from Teenage Sex and Death at Camp Miasma, prepared to thrust his weapon into a giant Trojan Horse

Inmostlight@inmostlight· 25d

Vincenzo Natali: In my movie I created the Cube as a cautionary tale. Empty real estate owners:

An ad for "Cube Chicago", asking "Have you got what it takes?" to survive a mechanized maze full of lethal booby traps

Inmostlight@inmostlight· 25d

The movie poster for "Heartbeeps", where Andy Kaufman and Bernadette Peters are dressed up as creepy-looking robots. There's also some other robot with them that looks like he was made by a child with an erector set.

Inmostlight@inmostlight· Jul 5

Every time I pass by this park I wonder what sort of folk horror ritual "The Stenning" might be

A green sign with white text that says "Lucy Flower Park. Built with support from The Stenning"

Inmostlight@inmostlight· Jun 30

I hope 007 First Light has a Telltale style choice summary later so I can see what percentage of players did NOT hang up the movie poster

James Bond stands in a fancy kitchen next to a poster for a 70s movie called"The Street Brawler" starring Sonny Fang. There is also an abstract painting that looks sort of like a forest.

Inmostlight@inmostlight· Jun 27

Goddamn this was a good game last night. Kamilla set a league record!

The finale of last night's Sky game at Wintrust arena. The crowd is going wild and the jumbotron announces Kamilla Cardoso as player of the game

Inmostlight@inmostlight· Jun 14

The Fitbit -> Google Fit transition was so lousy I decided to try MyFitnessPal, but dear god I was not expecting this horror story

An email from MyFitnessPal with the subject line "Your skin called. It wants these 7 foods."

Inmostlight@inmostlight· Jun 9

The Furious opens this weekend and you gotta see it in a theater. There's a thing that happens immediately after this shot that caused our festival crowd to erupt in a way I haven't seen since the Avengers Endgame premiere.

A scene from the action movie The Furious. Joe Taslim and Xie Miao are on the left, facing off against Yayan Ruhian and Joey Iwanaga on the right. All hell is about to break loose.

Inmostlight@inmostlight· May 26

Just when I think I couldn't possibly need more minis, I have far too many unpainted and enough for almost any scenario, I see something like a prototype for a werechihuahua

A prototype rendering of a werechihuahua mini by Archon Studios for their upcoming Duskhollow campaign. He's like a werewolf with a cute chihuahua face and big ears, crouched and begging for treats.

Inmostlight@inmostlight· May 23

I love when OneDrive helps me remember precious memories

A notification from OneDrive that reads:
"May 23: Today over the years.
See what made this day special over time. "
Below that is a black and white photo from Eraserhead of a mutant baby wrapped in bandages resting its head on a burlap pillow, in a sparse and dirty room.

Inmostlight@inmostlight· May 22

"oh good, a long weekend to loaf and play video games for the first time in forever" Life:

My hand in a splint immobilizing my thumb and wrist

Inmostlight@inmostlight· May 20

Exactly the group everyone immediately thinks of when they hear about kingpins of tv comedy.

Glen Powell, Owen Wilson, Zach Braff, Yahya Abdul-Mateen II, and Riz Ahmed are the kingpins of comedy.

Inmostlight@inmostlight· May 19

More recent mini-painting: some NPC captives and a bugbear mage

Three painted minis:
A human noble man, with a blue coat and hat with a yellow feather sticking out of the hat. He has a black swollen eye and an injured arm.
A human woman in a green and yellow dress, her hands shackled.
An older human man with an eye patch and blue and gold cloak.

A painted miniature of a bugbear. He's got a thick black beard and is wearing green robes and a copper helmet. He has one arm raised and the other is holding a magic start with a skull atop it.

Inmostlight@inmostlight· May 17

"When the rocketship comes you don't ask which seat, you just get on"

Marshall Applewhite of the Heaven's Gate cult invites you on to his space ship.

Inmostlight@inmostlight· May 16

Pick a Bond from the photos you already have on your phone.

Calvert DeForest as Larry "Bud" Melman, an old white man with thick-rimmed black frame glasses, a suit, and a red paisley tie.

Inmostlight@inmostlight· May 16

I'm referring to this discourse

A photograph of The Onion's newspaper with the headline "Matt Damon Defends Dunkin' Product Placement in Nolan's Odyssey".

Inmostlight@inmostlight· May 13

FINALLY a unique movie set after Dracula, I'm tired of every movie being set before those events.

A screenshot of a clickbait headline from ComingSoon.net advertising "Unique Vampire Movie Taking Place After Dracula Hits Hulu Today". There's a photo of a woman but it's too dark to make anything out.

To save you a click, the movie is "Abraham's Boys", it was previously on Shudder, and it's only okay.

Inmostlight@inmostlight· May 12

I didn't intentionally paint this monk to have Martin Scorcese eyebrows, but hey it works.

A painted miniature kung fu monk. He's carrying a quarterstaff and is posing with one arm out in front of him. He is very jacked, and wearing lotus orange pants with a yellow sash around his waist.

Inmostlight@inmostlight· May 12

I'm voting for Aaliyah even though it might make Jet Li sad.

A screenshot of movie trivia from IMDB that says:
"Jet Li and Aaliyah became very good friends while filming this movie; their relationship was so strong that Jet Li admitted he still becomes sad whenever he visits the United States because it reminds him so much of Aaliyah."
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Inmostlight@inmostlight· Apr 30

My ultimate problem with everything about the Resident Evil series

Jesse Plemons from the movie Game Night. He is dressed as a cop and holding a small white dog, and asks "How can that be profitable for the Umbrella Corporation?"

Inmostlight@inmostlight· Apr 17

I'm so tired of them shoving AI into everything.

An orange clay planter with two eyes on it, symbolizing intelligence and a desire to please.

Inmostlight@inmostlight· Apr 10

Thank you for this framing, Google photos

A notification from Google Photos on my phone, with the text "Has it really been 4 years?", and the photo is of a black and white Chihuahua Dachshund mix sitting at a laptop with his paw on the track pad

Inmostlight@inmostlight· Apr 10

Beyond Chicago @letterboxd.social last four (with one Shudder diversion)

My last four movies on Letterboxd:
Faces of Death (3.5 stars)
Over Your Dead Body (4 stars)
Deathstalker (3 stars)
The Furious (4.5 stars and a heart)

Inmostlight@inmostlight· Apr 9

For reference, these are all the track titles we had on the cassette, cd, and vinyl of Hairway to Steven.

A CD of Hairway to Steven by the Butthole Surfers. The tracks are depicted as the following yellow cartoon figures:
1. A nude shitting man throws a ball at the head of a nude pissing man holding a baseball bat.
2. A nude horse pisses on the ground.
3. Two nude women bent over showing their buttholes and genitals.
4. A nude cigarette.
5. A nude syringe.
6. A nude rabbit poops on a nude dead fish.
7. A nude elk shits on the ground as a nude bird flies overhead. You will not believe this, but the bird is shitting.
8. A nude rocket launches towards a nude anthropomorphic crescent moon.

Inmostlight@inmostlight· Apr 8

Got my first @crossroadsfolk.bsky.social issue!

Issue one of the Crossroads: Folk Horror in the United States zine. An orange-tinted still of the banjo player from Deliverance is in front of blue-tinted mountains.

Inmostlight@inmostlight· Apr 8

Brian "Boz" Bosworth sits on a motorcycle. He is wearing a green bandana, black leather vest with no shirt, and studded wrist bracers. He looks exactly like what a 12 year old boy in 1984 thinks is cool. He could eat a damn hamburger.

Inmostlight@inmostlight· Apr 2

Is there a German word for finally getting a movie I've been wanting to rewatch for 25+ years, but am so booked up with other movie tickets I'm not sure when I'll get to it?

The Criterion 4k box of Tsui Hark's "The Blade", with a one-armed swordsman slicing through a spray of blood

Inmostlight@inmostlight· Mar 18

Literally correct in this case

A screenshot from The Simpsons where Lucy Lawless is dressed as Xena and explains to a crowd at a convention that "Whenever you notice something like that, a wizard did it."

Inmostlight@inmostlight· Mar 18

I tried a random battle and got one of the funniest possible results

A screenshot from wikigacha showing that "Bread" defeated "Crime in Russia"

Inmostlight@inmostlight· Mar 8

Took my sweatshirt off and within two minutes Carmine got his head stuck in the neck hole.