At a certain point all of these messages just read like this to me

We had a conversation the other day about how the word Wooferendum is so evocative a phrase in a bad way. It's like "cellar door" for British politics making you want to kill yourself. And this of course spun out into me imagining Rimbaud writing Le bateau ivre about Brexit

We must have 0% inflation versus we must have 1,000,000% inflation

I check FB maybe once a year and when I do I get ads for whatever this is

seeing exactly one video and immediately thinking "I am going to learn Bengali because I want to learn how they do this for real" (all the videos on this account are like this www.instagram.com/surjo00787)

3 am, going back for more weird sweet European ketchup

I dunno if this review is good or not because I saw the byline and recalled that the author (Emmett Rensin) was on the Shitty Men in Media list with a huge red highlight indicating that he'd been accused of rape and that it was corroborated by multiple people

Just so happens that the pool I go to is right by one of the largest apartment complexes in Europe (Le Lignon). I'm obviously pro-AC as an immediate harm reduction measure, but slapping AC in every window isn't going to solve the actual problem: this was built for a climate that no longer exists

Those of us who are about to die salute you

When I'm back on my bullshit

I had a civilization that died out because they all got diarrhea

I'm actually arranging this to be performed live. I'm forcing myself to learn the infernal Swedish machine. I regret having said "it would be so cool to learn how to program synths in that fucked up manual way that the human league did." However, the path towards doing concerts continues apace

apropos of nothing

One of my friends is into cricket and when I try to learn the slightest thing about cricket on Wikipedia I get this uncanny feeling that all of it is a joke played on me, specifically

impossible power levels as a poster. this man has so much talent it's hard to even comprehend

Car brain is a thing but I've never seen a case so terminal

Shut the fuck up lmao. Is nothing sacred

This is who sent the DMs

IP block any posts that originate from houses resembling this

Okay I exaggerated a bit in my mind's eye but it bears mention that there are no markups after this because they stopped reading

This happened to my buddy Eric

one step closer...

...no comment

When she texts back

I got served up a legit cool post on IG about 19th century tattoos but one of them is just like... Buddy,

Average meal size at Turkish place in Harringay

getting these so my daughter doesn't get disconnected from her American heritage