Starfire’s Deranged Neocon Foreign Policy Podcast
@irhottakes
Political science PhD student. Former starfish. World’s third best Bigfoot colonial governance simulation expert. Trans. She/her Not actually a Teen Titan or neocon.
Your doom and Gloom attitude caused Oddish to evolve. Stop being a Mega Drain.
Lies. Deception. He is Feelin’ Fine.
Incorrect. Oddish specifically has a happy family. Everyone else, eh…
Don’t get me wrong, I’m not complaining that my Snorlax has the best possible nature stats-wise. I’m just wondering how exactly an adamant Snorlax works. Does he adamantly refuse to get out of bed?
This is a weird book because it’s a rather sober memoir but the commentary by his daughter comes across as slightly unhinged.
*Starfire stares dead-eyed into the camera*
I swear, the dumb little grin he gives to the opposing Pokémon as the light leaves their eyes is low key the coldest thing in the history of gaming.
RAWR! I’n a dragon type, gobble gobble!
This little fucker is the greatest Pokémon of all time, right? Like, focus sash prankster Whimsicott is the only mon in the game that always and without fail succeeds at the job it is supposed to do. It *will* get tailwind up and then be a little stinker the rest of the match unless stopped.
I get it. I'm burned out too. But in the abstract, it's kinda nuts that "idk, like 50/50 chance we're going to have to switch to those cars from the Flintstones" doesn't matter to anyone.
he can't keep getting away with this
Let's check in on the market reaction:
Remember that time Mountain Dew tried letting people vote for a new flavor’s name?
Every poor bastard in that country is going to die.
The Pokémon Champions experience:
They really just made a Pokémon for people who want to make the world a worse place. People who don‘t care if they win or lose as long as nobody has fun.
There is no excuse for ignorance in this enlightened age. We have technology. Computer, explain:
To be fair to Vance, I don't think that's true. I just think he hasn't figured out this isn't the Bible yet.
Woo-hoo! I’m the 42,557th greatest Pokémon trainer of all time. Fear me, peasants. Ending the season on a high note. I can best eight out of ten autistic fourth graders at a children’s game. Queen of the world, baby.
How I feel when people say a liberal politician is pro-trans only because they want my donations and vote:
help. I’m being invaded by the Turks.
The computer review lady on chess dot com when I blunder a single pawn:
Incorrect. It’s Pokémon because the pros are thirty-something STEM geniuses working for the government and the average player is six and foolishly thinks the game is supposed to be fun.
Stumbled into another person running a mono type team and my trusty Torterra reminded me why she’s the Sinnoh champion.
Well. That was certainly one of the Pokémon battles of all time.
HOLY LIVING FUCK. IT’S THE APOCALYPSE. RUN FOR YOUR LIVES, HOUSE APE FRIENDS.