Ash

@irisandmaeve

I love hockey (the New York Islanders), iced tea, hot coffee, and my five kids. “If you don’t like my peaches, don’t shake my tree.” Shirley Jackson

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Ash@irisandmaeve· 17d

I'm still on my The Odyssey bullshit. My sister and children are tired of me talking about it so now I just harass my husband all day.

Text convo between husband and wife:

Wife: The "I want Odysseus" scene is going viral and just...yes. Always yes.

It has nothing to do with being a capable woman or partner and everything to do with not wanting to be alone in carrying it

Husband: Zero problems with Anne Hathaway’s acting in this. And you know I’d kill thousands of motherf*ckers to get back to you

Wife: I know (loved emoji.) And she needs an Oscar for this.
Far better than her first Oscar ngl.

Ash@irisandmaeve· 21d

Every person attracted to men in the theater today when Matt Damon strings that bow as Odysseus

A naked Barbie captioned "why r my clothes gone lol"

Ash@irisandmaeve· 25d

I have spent days processing two bushels of peaches and it's finally done so now you get to admire my peach chips in the pretty jar (we snack on them and use them in cocktails/iced tea.)

A Weck jar of dehydrated sliced peaches on a window sill next to herbs.

Ash@irisandmaeve· 27d

From behind might be even better? I cannot.

Zendaya at the premier of Christopher Nolan's The Odyssey from behind

Ash@irisandmaeve· 28d

Spent the day out with my oldest and I found his Foo Fighters tee and the Nirvana poster to be very complementary. Also entering every record store in Wisconsin is like stepping back into the past, it's lovely.

A photo inside a record store in Stevens Point, Iwsconsin featuring a vintage Nirvana poster and a man standing, looking at records, wearing a Foo Fighters concert t-shirt

Ash@irisandmaeve· Jul 12

Corrupt tournament remains corrupt!

Ash@irisandmaeve· Jul 7

Good morning!

A long black coffee in a blue willow cup with a saucer.

Ash@irisandmaeve· Jun 26

Kale Caesar pizza and kimchi green beans to start my birthday weekend.

A wood-fired pizza with traditional Caesar salad ingredients and kale and a bowl of green beans covered in togarashi and cashews.

Ash@irisandmaeve· Jun 25

Making a good decision at a bad time (espresso after 3 pm...)

An iced americano with heavy cream in a glass on top of an espresso machine

Ash@irisandmaeve· Jun 23

Good afternoon.

Afternoon treat of an Americano and a Ritter Sport mini bar

A girl with long hair bending down to pet a black cat

Ash@irisandmaeve· Jun 22

The chantilly cream is a little soft after sitting out but the texture of the cake is great!

Ash@irisandmaeve· Jun 21

Meyer lemon Basque cheesecake for Father's Day (per my husband's request.)

A Basque cheesecake nestled in parchment

Ash@irisandmaeve· Jun 20

Ash@irisandmaeve· Jun 15

Oh hey, I thrifted this Hartford Whalers pennant and hung it in our gym/guest room because I like collecting memorabilia for every barn we've visited so I'm going to consider this the good luck charm that got the Canes over the hump. Our gym is mostly Maple Leafs/Islanders/Bengals.

A Hartford Whalers vintage pennant hanging on a black wall.

Ash@irisandmaeve· Jun 14

Okay, J Swan.

President Trump just announced on social media that he has completed a cease-fire agreement with Iran. He announced the immediate lifting of the U.S. naval blockade on the Strait of Hormuz. “Ships of the World, start your engines,” he wrote. “Let the oil flow!” But, as we understand the details, the deal is really just an extension of the cease-fire for another 60-days. The most important and intractable issues — the status of Iran’s nuclear program and the U.S. sanctions on Iran — are deferred for the next phase of negotiations.

Ash@irisandmaeve· Jun 14

Big guy is speed-running his villain arc, eh?

Wembanyama, a very tall French person, steps into Jalen Brunson's landing area, making him turn his ankle to compensate. Many people believe this should be a flagrant foul.

Ash@irisandmaeve· Jun 13

It's blackberry bramble o'clock in Wisconsin, besties. (With Kentucky bourbon. Of course.)

A photo of a blackberry bramble cocktail

Ash@irisandmaeve· Jun 13

We fell for the Scottish World Cup tourists eating tacos propaganda.

Two trays of street tacos, one vegetarian, one chicken with chips, salsa, and a mandarin Jarrito.

Three vegetarian tacos covered in cilantro, onion, and salsa.

Ash@irisandmaeve· Jun 12

My shadow.

A white and brown kitten with green eyes in portrait.

Ash@irisandmaeve· Jun 11

I just did a ten minute monologue about Off Campus and why Carter Hart cannot win the cup at dinner and I gotta be honest, I feel good about the choices I'm making tonight.

A gin spritz with prosecco, an order of truffle fried and a Caesar salad with grilled chicken.

Ash@irisandmaeve· Jun 10

My favorite Long Island bakery with my favorite cookie in Knicks/Isles colors. I'm going to die of jealousy.

A large box of rainbow cookies in the orange/blue colorway of the New York Knicks/New York Islanders at Buttercooky Bakery on Long Island.

Ash@irisandmaeve· Jun 9

Yes.

A scoop of cookie dough ice cream staged on a bag with the label The Milk Merchant cheese wine goods (a specialty cheese shop in Wausau, WI.)

Ash@irisandmaeve· Jun 3

Bless Hmong delis for keeping things cheap AF. I fed three teenagers for $20.

An inexpensive listing of Hmong offerings at a deli in Wausau, Wisconsin.

Ash@irisandmaeve· Jun 1

This angle, whew lad. I've had four different women send me either this particular pic or a video of him speaking and insta is filled with stories/reels of more of the same. You want Assad numbers with liberal white women? You'll get Assad numbers with liberal white women.👇🏼

Ash@irisandmaeve· May 31

I love them, I swear I do.

A note on my refrigerator reading: "don't eat my dragon fruit. I will know and snitch to mom." With an angry hand-drawn emoji signed Aria.

Ash@irisandmaeve· May 29

They're turning fifteen this year. The days are long but the years are short, friends.

Identical twin two-week old baby girls on a pink blanket.

Ash@irisandmaeve· May 29

The teenaged catfight to snuggle pile ratio is something to behold. They were literally slamming each others' bedroom doors and screaming before I made them go on a walk and get out of my house.

Ash@irisandmaeve· May 27

MSNow using this particular photo is some seriously dirty pool. Not that Ted doesn't deserve it. He most definitely does.

Ash@irisandmaeve· May 27

She just keeps getting prettier and meaner.

A brown and white tabby longhaired kitten with green eyes.

Ash@irisandmaeve· May 21

I have been posting insta stories again.