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Kade, the H̷͇̙̳̐͗͌͗̂̕͜ȃ̷̧̧̡̢͈̖̞̖͍͎̫͆̎͐͗̔̌̾̑̀͋r̸̢̨̙̯͔̻̻͉͓͈̂͑̀̂͗̈́̑̅͜͠b̷̢̜͙̯̝̼̱̟̫͚͕̥̩͙̌ͅǐ̵̡͎̝̼̋̍̾͛ǹ̵͉͙̟̠̰̣̩̫̩̅g̶̺̀̾͋͆̈̂͒ḙ̷̣̞͉͉͓̞̊̿r̶͓͍̙͌͝@irreleverent· 3d

Post a meme made by you

Always sunny episode title card, but this fictional episode is titled "The Gang Kills God"

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WHY?

Borderless hobbit and spiderman reprieves! Mystical archive reprieves! An arena only printing of reprieve with a very arena border! The original UB border reprieve!

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BAKE FROM SCRATCH AT 3AM. IT WILL BRING YOUR LIFE MEANING.

Some soft chocolate chip cookies with big chocolate chunks. There are many more not pictured.

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Garlic Bread From Scratch* 👏👏 Garlic Bread From Scratch* *i used premade dough, i'm too fuckin autistic for flour

A loaf of very cheesy looking loaf of garlic asiago bread.

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I miss him. :( (He's fine, I just moved)

Me snuggling up to Andy, my bestie. He's a small, kinda shaggy white dog.

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I don't even like this pokemon. 😭

A pokemon bank picture of 7 shiny floatzels and 2 non-shiny ones.

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"Mana curve". (1-2 but the deck felt good)

A draftmancer screenshot of a strange cube deck. It's a 60 card deck, with 26 3-drops. There are 9 copies of Trophy Mage, 3 copies of Trinket Mage, and 2 copies of Tribute Mage. This all makes slightly more sense when you see the Urza's Incubator hiding near the bottom of the 3 drop pile.

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My favorite deck has an attraction deck and a sticker deck for exactly command performance. It's solid in the deck, but if I didn't find presenting two side decks at the start of games extremely funny It'd be better as a grafted wargear.

Command Performance
{1}{U}
Sorcery

Choose two —

• Open an Attraction. (Put the top card of your Attraction deck onto the battlefield.)

• Roll to visit your Attractions.

• You get {TK}{TK}.

• You may put a sticker on a nonland permanent you own.

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Took a couple weeks off the game, and I'm back WITH A VENGEANCE.

Showing off that I got into Master Ball Tier in pokemon champions.

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A movie duo that would definitely have a podcast:

Vinny leaning over the witness stand, questioning Mona Lisa in My Cousin Vinny

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This is your reminder to go out and enjoy the warm weather. Sit in some grass. Pet a dog.

A photo of Andy, my little white mutt, on a leash by a small, peaceful fishing pond. In the backgound is sparse woods and quaint New England homes.

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gee do i like pokemon

Favorite - Whimsicott
2nd Favorite - Meloetta (Priouette)
Least Favorite - Lickilicky
Underrated - Phione
Overrated - Crobat
Best Starter - Bulbssaur
Best Dynamax - Lapras
Best Mega - Mawile
Best Regional Varaint - H. Zoroark
Best Eeveelution - Leafeon
Would have as a pet - Rowlett
Best Looking Shiny - Aegislash
Idk why I like this, but I do - Alcremie
Has a personal story behind it - Shedinja
Very nostalgic to me - Tentacruel

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It's a bit like work, but its super possible.

Trading Post
{4}
Artifact

{1}, {T}, Discard a card: You gain 4 life.

{1}, {T}, Pay 1 life: Create a 0/1 white Goat creature token.

{1}, {T}, Sacrifice a creature: Return target artifact card from your graveyard to your hand.

{1}, {T}, Sacrifice an artifact: Draw a card.

Sculpting Steel
{3}
Artifact

You may have this artifact enter as a copy of any artifact on the battlefield.

An artificer once dropped one in a vault full of coins. She has yet to find it.

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Biggest upshot of new mystical archives means Dominik Fucking Mayer at his Dominik Fucking Mayerest.

I cannot do this art justice through description. I'm sorry, I'm not going to try. This brotherhood's end is mesmerizing.

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Fascinating! God astronomy is unfailingly so fucking cool.

A wikipedia excerpt:

"moonrises on Earth. Because the Moon is tidally locked with the Earth, one side of the Moon always faces toward Earth. Interpretation of this fact would lead one to believe that the Earth's position is fixed on the lunar sky and no earthrises can occur; however, the Moon librates slightly, which causes the Earth to draw a Lissajous figure on the sky. This figure fits inside a rectangle 15°48' wide and 13°20' high (in angular dimensions), while the angular diameter of the Earth as seen from the Moon is only about 2°. This means that earthrises are visible near the edge of the Earth-observable surface of the Moon (about 20% of the surface). Since a full libration cycle takes about 27 days, earthrises are very slow, and it takes about 48 hours for Earth to clear its diameter.[27] During"

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I think it might be this promo version of get lost. Shame it costs so much money that I'll probably never own one.

Get lost with beautiful Dominik Mayer full art that extends behind the textbox. It shows a Capenna Demon wearing a leather jacket and carrying a martini glass of halo and walking forward with a modest sense of momentum. A square section is cut out of the art fully encompassing the demon's torso (but not his halo glass!) and that cut out section is a horizontal mirror of what it would be. Essentially it shows the demon being turned around in a very abrupt and unnatural looking way.

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I made shortbread for Easter! Wild they just let me use an oven; someone should probably stop me.

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Bad Cube Idea: After the draft you may add any number of copies of the card Daze to your pool.

Daze
{1}{U}
Instant

You may return an Island you control to its owner’s hand rather than pay this spell’s mana cost.

Counter target spell unless its controller pays {1}.

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Dark Ralph is real and can hurt you.

$Ral Zarek, Guest Lecturer 1BB Legendary Planeswalker — Ral /+1\ Surveil 2. \-1/ Any number of target players each discard a card. \-2/ Return tsrget creature card with mana value 3 or less from your graveyard to the battlefield. \-7/ Flip five coins. Target opponent skips their next X turns, where X is the number of coins that came up heads. {3}$