Dave

@isntdave

London. People photographer. Silly times. 🌆🚲🧗🏕️📸🎥🌱🖥️🪜🔧💡🔌🏔️🛶🏳️‍🌈 he/him || www.davebirdphoto.com

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Dave@isntdave· Jul 11

huge weekend for 30-somethings who still own one of these

a black cloth belt stuffed with red and black metal squares all along it

Dave@isntdave· Jul 11

WHEN I WAS

A wide shot of a stadium show with a huge stage and fire coming out of the stage and fireworks heading to the repeater towers

Dave@isntdave· Jul 10

London just never stops being amazing

On a long lens shot, in the background is the hazy skyline of the city of London, with the gherkin etc visible. Coming forwards, there’s a line of trees, and then in front of it, would you believe, three horses drawing carriages. The front and back carriages have two wheels, the centre has 4, and a family on the back. In the foreground, there’s the sun bleached grass and tree of Victoria park

Dave@isntdave· Jul 5

Zeppelin!!

A portrait shot with the top of the shard in the bottom, and a blue and white Goodyear blimp flying above it against a grey sky

A landscape shot of the same scene. The shot is wider showing more of the towers around the shard

Dave@isntdave· Jul 4

beautiful end of sunset and an odd angle on London’s skyline last night

a long lens shot of the London skyline in shillouette. Behind the skyline, the sunset is a deep orange which then gradients up to a lighter yellow. The three bunches of tall buildings are quite far apart - the shard on the left, the city in the middle, and Canary Wharf on the right. Above Canary Wharf, a bird flies through the field in front of me

Dave@isntdave· Jun 22

Quite a bunfight of press at euston

Dave@isntdave· Jun 22

The skycopter is filming my train

Dave@isntdave· Jun 22

The Express liveblog, drinks are on me! 🤑

Dave@isntdave· Jun 22

just witnessed the world’s largest curry buffet at the same time as the next PM, who’s also on my train

A shot of the Stockport pyramid against a blue sky

Dave@isntdave· Jun 8

oooft

A skyline view looking towards Crystal
Palace, with a huge plume of grey smoke

Dave@isntdave· May 14

up the shard yesterday between hailstorms

the picture is mainly the view over Tower Bridge and towards Canary Wharf, taken from the 34th floor of the shard. The weather is grey and cloudy. On one side, I’m reflected in a full length mirror, taking the picture with a big camera. I’m wearing all black and looking out at the view

Dave@isntdave· May 2

Ever think about things that probably technically aren’t illegal because it’s so dumb that no one would ever do it? Anyway, these on Tower Bridge are abseiling anchor points

A shot of a wall on the side of Tower Bridge, with London across the river, and I’ve circled a couple of rope access anchor points drilled

Dave@isntdave· Apr 29

a new spam low for Instagram personal trainers

Screenshot from Instagram of ‘<fitness instructor> sent a voice message’

Dave@isntdave· Apr 29

The Grant Shapps ‘iconic great British car charger’

a mediocre man stands between a mediocre electric car and a mediocre design for a car charger

Dave@isntdave· Apr 19

It does some bonkers stuff

Miquel is in a bright cycling jersey and we’re riding in the Peak District with a valley below us. The lens has done some crazy rainbow stuff flaring from the sun

Two cyclists are riding towards the sunset with a tree on the side of the road. The sun has a starburst style flare coming from it

Dave@isntdave· Apr 16

as if to prove your point… these gorgeous little flowers on my PSB

I’m holding a stem of purple sprouting broccoli above a kitchen counter. The PSB has three bright yellow flowers sticking out of the head

Dave@isntdave· Apr 14

tonight as we got back from paddling round Canary Wharf, a juvenile seal came sniffing around our boats, it was so magic

Dave@isntdave· Apr 11

THREE TUNNOCKS TEACAKES

Integrity lander is suspended from three red and white striped parachutes

Dave@isntdave· Apr 7

We’re so back, the first sunset of the year for our evening paddles

a fierce orange sunset backlights Tower Bridge. In the foreground, a kayaker paddles towards it

A long lens shot of three kayakers paddling towards millennium bridge, with a bright orange dusk behind it, and Blackfriars station splitting the shot in two

A selfie in my kayak. I’m wearing a bright red dry suit and bright green bouyancy aid. The Shard is lit up behind me

A wider shot of looking across the water towards Tower Bridge, the shard, and with three other kayakers next to me

Dave@isntdave· Apr 7

lots of things are Bad but there’s astronauts doing amazing science, it’s going to be 24 degrees tomorrow, and you can just make a bowl of delicious things!

three plates are in the sunshine on my table. One has a buttered hot flatbread, a small bowl has a dressed baby leaf salad, and the main one has a smorgasbord of roasted kale, walnuts and tenderstem. Then there’s giant couscous, some green olives, some green lentils, some fresh mangetout, some sundries tomatoes and some finely chopped red onion

Dave@isntdave· Apr 6

w…what did the put in the adhd byriani?

A microwave ready meal with a sticker saying Warning: May have an adverse effect on activity and attention in children

Dave@isntdave· Apr 5

Cash only if you can, cos the Revenue! Karaoke on an iPhone cos the internet’s been cut off. Dread to think how long this magnum of champagne’s been under the sink

Surrounded by bottles of bleach, a magnum of champagne is dusty under a bar sink. The label calls it ‘champagne’, a sign of a great vintage

Dave@isntdave· Mar 30

could never be me!

Zoomed in to the picture Jamie posted of some bottles, cropped to where one advertises ‘normal psychological function’

Dave@isntdave· Mar 25

Good witches! Some bad ones too! Drinks in Hebden Bridge! Great fun read!

The cover of Juno Dawson’s book ‘her majesty’s royal coven’. It is bright pink with yellow lettering and an elaborate crest of the HMRC

Dave@isntdave· Mar 19

This bit is MENTAL

In a further setback, officials at the Passport Office told her father they would cancel Hanne’s passport application made weeks ago because they now knew Hanne was overseas. She would have to start again with an application from outside the country that could take six weeks, they told him.

Dave@isntdave· Mar 19

hey siri play Los Campesinos: In Medias Res

I’m leaving my body to science
And not medical, but physics
Drag my corpse through the airport
And lay me limp on the left wing

Dave@isntdave· Mar 17

imagine the state of this dude’s inbox

LinkedIn screenshot with 386 comments: 📹📸 We’re looking for some freelance help. If you are or know any videographers / editors / photographers please drop portfolio links to me below. We have some very exciting projects coming up 📸📹

Dave@isntdave· Mar 12

Maya looks down at a packed Wembley. Nope, don’t remember this song, either. And it’s about murder! Of course they’d sing about that. Stop tapping your foot Maya. Her mind wanders from her next X post. Eyes glaze over. No, I know what a real party for normal people looks like. I’m Right

A screenshot of Maya Forstater’s post on Twitter as she sits at the back of a full Wembley arena for Trans:Missions fundraiser. The quote tweet is of another weird Twitter user saying it’s a collection of people they’ve never heard of. Rosie Duffield replies ‘excellent work!’ Because of
Course she does

A YouTube screenshot of ‘lgb alliance ‘lesbian not criminal disco’’ with 15 people awkwardly dancing on a conference stage. It’s lit with vile purple lighting and they’re singing about penises

Dave@isntdave· Mar 5

the cycle lane ensuring a quick getaway on a pushbike after my stunningly successful heist from the MATTRESS SHOP

Screenshot of article text: One worker from The Sleep Centre, a bed and mattress shop, said the cycle lane would be a nightmare for their business, and even went as far to say it would give a “clear getaway” to criminals.

Dave@isntdave· Mar 2

Mad pictures of an incredible rescue in Texas after a hot air balloon crashed into a radio mast www.facebook.com/share/v/1LeL...