All I could think about was

Washer got fixed just in time to get me lookin good for upper body day!!

Only cuz u asked so nice (jk I’m a dumb muscle dog you dont even have to be nice about it)

My reaction:

Workout done! I need some more physical activity though. Any takers?

Morning dogs

Bye Palm Springs! The next time I see you, I hope it’ll be for the long haul!

> try to get off but guys keep coming around so I stop > go over to the hot tub > stick legs in > hot guy comes over > says “is this your chewing tobacco?” > shows me my Zyn, a habit I’m embarrassed about > yes that’s mine > takes from him > immediately flees back to room

Me after standing outside for 2 calendar seconds

The Lorde™️ doesn’t want me to ride X2 apparently. It’s okay, not like it’s been my dream since I was a puppy r anything. There’s always next time.

On our way to Magic Mountain

Ain’t he?

The look for breakfast

New look, same dog

I’ve had several cocktails, swam naked, extensively kissed three men, spent almost $300 on Nasty Pig, and now I’m bout to eat a delicious dinner

Let the debauchery begin (we have at least 3 pool parties planned)

Same shirt 348 days apart. Keep at it, gays and dogs

How your email finds me

Well, my cortisol levels are elevated.

Only Colorado kids of a certain vintage will understand this, but I feel the sudden strong urge to ride Voyage to the Center of the Earth at Water World

Earrings attempt #2. Hopefully these heal!

Arms were so sore I had to put on my necklace from the front

Found it (the real one not the one that sold to an infamous celebrity)

What did the dog do at the furry convention? He

Okay, this was actually really good. Better than it had any right to be. Honestly feels like a better wrap up to the series than 4 did.

Thorn: moms in town 😕 Rose: my arms look fuckin huge in this pic

It’s still there…just a mild irritation…keeping my inner hypochondriac at bay.

My goal is to not put on clothes today

I don’t foresee this being GOOD but it should be interesting

Back from the gym. Glad this week is over!