Looking back at this I really don’t see what was wrong, this bitch is always tanned, at this point that is her normal tone- just not as red

Defend your butt card

Bought a bunch of different princess Pez dispensaries for my nieces bday party - Guncle of the year here

Back when I was younger and more supple

As the house cook, my dad came back for seconds, which he rarely does 🙌

Finally made a loaf in the bread oven and it was a success

Thursday mornings dog sitting

Seeing all the crowds to see Maná in Mexico and this was my seat during their concert 2 weeks ago in Coachella, all the while only knowing 2 songs 💀

How dare the bar I frequent and knit say they’ve never seen me in something I knit!!

Finally using this over priced shit

Straight me really do have hind mind mentality, these were taken less than 10 mins apart

Omg is it because they’re tampons for your nose?! Cause it clicking to me

Second time in my life I’ve told someone that I haven’t gotten a bloody nose for x reason, and then it happening the next day, Fuck you Greg for asking if I’ve ever had one after a run and me responding “no, not yet” 🙄

Made burgers tonight

And this is how you can tell I’m Californian

Welp

Banana Ball ready

Me rn, cause I brought back the Frixion pen I left in ny car during the heatwave

Is this good or bad?

Okay what looks best on me, shaved head, boy head or long hair?

Fuck this conservative ass area– why is THIS my only option?!

Baby sweaters by moi for my bosses sons, hopefully they put me on the schedule for this month 💀

SoCal winters just hit different 😮‍💨

Well deserved

Todays my birthday and I decided I’m giving party favors out to everyone that comes to my happy hour tonight

I keep getting low heart rate notifications— Apple, am I dying?!

Cherish friends that hoard their favorite products, cause I never leave empty handed 😛