A gay, rabid ferret
@itsdbear
34. NB. NSFW. Uninteresting (no, really)
I want to get my nipples pierced...yes so that theyre more sensitive but mostly so I can wear shit like this
Keith is displeased with his new diet (not pictured: Leon furiously meowing away at my feet)
Me, a top, at the top of my lungs at the Cupcakke concert tonight: OPEN UP MY BOOTYHOOOOOOOOOOLE
Not the kind of chocolate starfish I normally eat on vacation but still pretty good
Did...SOMETHING...and ended up with a sewing needle buried to the hilt in my foot, just because Monday wasnt already shit
Found this ridiculously cvnty photo of me at Halloween taken by a bar photographer and thought yall would enjoy
Despite makeup that would NOT set for the life of me. I think I managed to salvage it
Happy second anniversary to this lovely human that somehow has put up with my dumb ass for 11 years 💕