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Doug!

@itsdoug

Sysadmin, Dad and general pain in the ass He/Him

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Doug!@itsdoug· 20d

Woody Harrelson in True Detective. He’s leaning over the roof of a car in a collared shirt.

Text: I just want you to stop saying terrible shit

Doug!@itsdoug· 20d

Time to get hurt again

Doug!@itsdoug· 22d

Thor saying "We're going to need a miracle" and it's just this guy wearing his old "Scary face mask"

Nandor from the "What we do in the Shadows" wearing a silly hat and cloak

Doug!@itsdoug· 22d

Walton Goggins as Uncle Baby Billy from Righteous Gemstones. He has a shock of white hair, large glasses and a grey suit. He is pointing at someone off screens.

Doug!@itsdoug· 29d

My government assigned Guard Goose is on patrol

A Canada Goose floating in a lake with a boat in the background

Doug!@itsdoug· Jul 12

Me being a responsible parent while vacationing

A screenshot from The Simpsons. The character Lenny is kneeling on the floor pointing at a point of sunlight. This is next to a line with “Drinking Time” written on the floor. You can also see Carl’s brown pants in the background.

Doug!@itsdoug· Jul 11

I don’t think I like this new nightlight we got for my youngest kid

A picture of a ceiling light with an ominous red swirl. The swirl kind of looks like a nebula you would see in space and decide to never go near.

Doug!@itsdoug· Jul 10

Setting my out of office for next week:

A screenshot of Microsoft Outlooks automatic replies menu with "I'm on vacation, fuck off" as the automatic reply as if anyone I work with would actually read an out of office.

Doug!@itsdoug· Jul 8

The “We’re so back” levels are rising…

Doug!@itsdoug· Jul 8

BIIIIIIIGGGGGG OOOOOAAAAAKKKKK!! I swear to god… if a fucking dragon toy fixes the vibes of this team…

Doug!@itsdoug· Jul 8

A scene where John Oliver is slapped by a blonde woman.
Panel 1: John Oliver speaking
Text:Who do you think you are, treating someone like me with such contempt? […] Is there anyone else among the traders who deal with Dilmun who has treated me this way? Only you treat my messenger with contempt!

Panel 2: John Oliver continuing to speak
Text: Be advised that I will no longer accept any copper from you that is not of good quality. From now on, I will personally select the ingots in my own yard, and I will exercise my right of refusal against you, since you have treated me with contempt.

Panel 3 and 4
The blonde woman slapping john in two steps. There is a picture of a Mesopotamian statue's head super imposed over top of her head. This implies that it is the infamous Ea-nasir doing the slapping.

Panel 5: John Oliver looking vexed that he has been slapped.

Doug!@itsdoug· Jul 7

Doug!@itsdoug· Jul 7

I'm still not entirely unconvinced that this is wasn't a Tim Robinson sketch gone too far

S screenshot of text from the below linked article

Text:
Platner, who has the support of most Senate Democrats, has repeatedly reassured voters in Maine and his potential future colleagues in the Senate that there will be no more scandals regarding his past. There have been several scandals that emerged since he last made that promise.

Doug!@itsdoug· Jul 6

The "Is this a pigeon meme". An animated man is pointing at a yellow butterfly with his whole hand.

Text: Is this a metaphor?

Doug!@itsdoug· Jun 29

The Florida Panthers continue their quest to be the most hated team in all sport

A screenshot of a tweet from the Anaheim Duck. There is a picture is AJ Greer in a Florida Panthers uniform. There is also a graphic with point form description of the trade

Text: Anaheim Ducks @AnaheimDucks
TRADE: We have acquired the rights to AJ Greer from the Florida Panthers in exchange for the rights to Radko Gudas.

Doug!@itsdoug· Jun 29

Texts you don’t want to get on the first day of summer child care:

A screenshot of some text messages in iMessage.

Text:

First text:
Heads up, there's five kids already recorded with head lice in the school-aged room
Sent with Siri

Second text:
Fucking amazing

Doug!@itsdoug· Jun 27

If other teams wanted their best players at the All Star game then they should have asked their fans to vote for those players Do Yankees fans not care about their team?

A tweet from Barstool Baseball

Barstool Baseball ZA
@StoolBaseball
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Canada Has Ruined The MLB All Star Game And It's Time To Either Do Something Or Accept That The Event Is a Complete Joke Now
@BarstoolHubbs
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BILUE JA
12:21PM • 2026-06-26 • 167K Views

Doug!@itsdoug· Jun 26

Great googly moogly.... Those madlads did it, they gave us Space Elves on dinosaurs

Doug!@itsdoug· Jun 26

This is the closest I could come up with:

A diagram of a cylinder through some sort of loop. One end is labelled “head” the other is labeled “rear”. This is all drawn on a yellow note pad and I’m hoping no one snoops through my trash at work now.

Doug!@itsdoug· Jun 23

Post illegal Bluesky memes

A one panel comic where Garnet from “Steven Universe” is telling Steven Universe something. It’s part of a larger comic about how Steven Universe is trying to make Hitler a good person through the power of love. This doesn’t work because Nazi’s are terrible people.

Text:
Garnet: I think we’re going to have to kill this guy, Steven

Steven: Damn

Doug!@itsdoug· Jun 23

I can't wait, this is going to go so well for everyone involved

A screenshot of a tweet from Puck Empire. It has a picture of Brady Tkachuck raising his hockey stick while wearing the black Ottawa Senators uniform

PuckEmpire
@puckempire
Brady Tkachuk will be on the @PatMcAfeeShow
tomorrow with his brother Matthew to talk about the trade from Ottawa.
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8:46 PM · Jun 22, 2026
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Doug!@itsdoug· Jun 22

I think whoever designed it tried to remove the maple leaf that's in the regular logo Just a terrible decision

Doug!@itsdoug· Jun 22

I mean.. seriously

Doug!@itsdoug· Jun 21

Me visiting the reflecting pool

Stellan Skarsgard as Baron Harkonnen in Dennis Villeneuve’s Dune: Part 1. He is floating is a pool of black sludge.

Doug!@itsdoug· Jun 21

Elliott Friedman’s confirmed it Thank fuck I can stop couching my criticism of this jagoff

Two tweets from Elliotte Friedman

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9 & 25 this year, first 2029 and a second in 2030
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Brady Tkachuk is indeed being traded to the Panthers, as first reported by @PierreVLeBrun
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Doug!@itsdoug· Jun 21

Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha

A screenshot of a Tweet from hockey insider Pierre LeBrun

Text:

Pierre LeBrun @PierreVLeBrun
x.com
Hearing that the Florida Panthers are getting close to acquiring Brady Tkachuk from the Ottawa
Senators.
I believe Ottawa will get three first-round picks and a second-round pick in the deal if finalized. More to come.
5:44 PM • 2026-06-21 • 247K Views

Doug!@itsdoug· Jun 19

I’d like to introduce everyone to Commander LargeGun and his drones Plum and Berries

A Warhammer model. It is a T’Au Broadside. It is a robot suit with a very large rail gun. It has a small pack of missiles along with another smaller missile in its back. It is painted red and black. There are also two other drone models in a similar paint scheme but with grey rims.

Doug!@itsdoug· Jun 19

This certifies me as a sweetie-pie

A fun little drivers license that shows I have spent entirely too much time on this website. It shows my PFP which is a Picture of Cartoon Doug with cat ears and a bi pride flag behind him. There are also various stats and it says "Bluesky License" at the top.

Doug!@itsdoug· Jun 18

Bad day for Edmonton’s third and fourth line players

A Twitter post from Elliotte Friedman

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NHL is clearing is Mike Babcock to coach the Edmonton Oilers.
They are free to hire him
10:20 • 18/06/26 • 40 visualizaciones

Doug!@itsdoug· Jun 17

Have you gotten the Happy Plants set? Just a couple of chill little guys

A picture of the Happy Plants lego set. It's two little planters (one wide in bblue and one tall in yellow) each with a smiley face.