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Weird Alger Hiss 🎉 𓅳@itsjoelokay· 24d

*not the Onion*

Headline in the Guardian: Elon Musk says Grok Imagine will make 'historically accurate' AI adaptation of Homer's Odyssey

Weird Alger Hiss 🎉 𓅳@itsjoelokay· 25d

"Ken Paxton will only talk about law enforcement, not breaking the law."

Weird Alger Hiss 🎉 𓅳@itsjoelokay· 28d

PHRASING!

Twitter scrrenshot: John Bourscheid

BREAKING: Trump Accounts for kids

are currently in the red. Dude is pump and dumping literal children. Not even joking.

Weird Alger Hiss 🎉 𓅳@itsjoelokay· 28d

“Liberals, the only moral people” - the National Review

Homer's ancient Greek poem The Odyssey is beside the point of Nolan's ambition. Adapting the story of Odysseus - the king of Ithaca making an extended journey home after the Trojan War and encountering various natural and supernatural forces along the way - Nolan departs from his regular focus on moral futility. The casting of Matt Damon as Odysseus (rather than an ambiguous figure like Gerard Butler's feral King Leonidas in 300) lets us know that this makeover is meant for liberals.

Weird Alger Hiss 🎉 𓅳@itsjoelokay· 29d

this is the sort of fascist wet-dream-bullshit I hope is brought up at Stephen Miller's trial

Homeland Security Advisor Stephen Miller made clear there must be no retreat: One of the hallmarks of left-wing violence and terrorism is its completely pretextual and disingenuous appeal to civil liberties in an effort to shield its own violence. This is the tactic that the left always uses to try to protect itself from facing criminal punishment. It is essential that we are wise enough and strong enough to understand that these appeals must fall on deaf ears. When the leftist, who does not believe in freedom, who does not believe in civil rights, who does not believe in any ordered notion of justice, protests that we are violating his rights, understand that he is lying to try to persuade people who are not closely following the political scene that some injustice has been perpetrated against him.

Weird Alger Hiss 🎉 𓅳@itsjoelokay· Jul 15

"[Trump] has brought pride back to America, especially in the heartland."

POLITICS JUNE 29, 2026

American Pride Falls to 25-Year Record Low

43% in the U.S. say they display the American flag outside their home

Weird Alger Hiss 🎉 𓅳@itsjoelokay· Jul 15

"As life-long insufferable asshole, I think Trump's stupidity is kinda bad, but his racism is pretty good"

For half a century, I have been a Goldwater Republican and later became a Reaganite. Peace through strength was the motto. I do want to "Make America Great Again" after its precipitous decline during the Biden presidency. I like much of what Trump 45 & 47 has done, dislike a few and scratch my head at others. He has brought pride back to America, especially in the heartland, but dismay and disdain among the coastal elite.

Weird Alger Hiss 🎉 𓅳@itsjoelokay· Jul 15

hey there... saw you from across the bar

This image shows Charles Robinson, an older white man with short gray hair, and a prominent mustache.
Visual Breakdown:
Facial Features: He is smiling warmly, showing his teeth. He has a full, well-groomed white or light-gray mustache that covers his upper lip.
Eyewear: He is wearing thin, metal-framed glasses with large, rectangular lenses.Hair: His hair is short, straight, and light gray or white, styled forward over his forehead.
Attire: He is wearing a formal dark suit jacket over a blue-and-white checkered dress shirt and a black bow tie.

Weird Alger Hiss 🎉 𓅳@itsjoelokay· Jul 13

should've named Goofy to the seat, since Lindsey Graham was a Disney Adult

Lindsey Graham's sister, Darline, will serve out his Senate term

Her appointment as interim caretaker triggers a wide- open primary to take over as the GOP nominee for a full Senate term.

Weird Alger Hiss 🎉 𓅳@itsjoelokay· Jul 11

this dead-eyed fuck doesn't know how to smile does he? he's never experienced joy

Stephen Miller staring into the middle distance as he fantasize about about ripping families apart

Weird Alger Hiss 🎉 𓅳@itsjoelokay· Jul 11

publishing hero shots of Stephen Miller robs us of all the pictures where his skin borders on translucent and he looks like a slack-jawed moron

a pale Stephen Miller with his mouth a gape

a deeply pale Stephen Miller with his hands up vaguely defensively

Weird Alger Hiss 🎉 𓅳@itsjoelokay· Jul 11

Brian Wilson not only gave us the perfect album, he gave the perfect interview.

Q. Have you seen any good movies lately?

A. Well, I've only seen one in the last couple of years. It's called Norbit by Eddie Murphy.

Q. How did you like it?

A. Fantastic movie. Very funny.

Q. What's your favorite movie?

A. Norbit.

Weird Alger Hiss 🎉 𓅳@itsjoelokay· Jul 10

clicking through on that asks me for the last for of my social, a credit card or my ID. nope. wouldn't trust it with a ten foot pole

KWS

KIDS WEB SERVICES

Choose a method to verify your age

By selecting a verification method below, you confirm that you have read KWS' Privacy Policy.

We will let Bluesky Social know once you've verified your age.

What ith my information?

Last 4 digits of SSN

We use Veratad to validate the last 4 digits of your social security number (SSN).

Credit Card

We use Stripe to verify mall fee to your card. We will refund you the fee after.

ID Scan

We use Veriff to scan and validate documents like a government-issued ID, passport or driving icense

Weird Alger Hiss 🎉 𓅳@itsjoelokay· Jul 10

even worse, @bsky.app is complying with a law that DOES NOT apply to them.

June 01, 2026 | Press Release

Attorney General Ken Paxton Secures Major Victory Protecting Chil- dren Online By Requir- ing Age Verification and Parental Approval for Minors' App Downloads

The law requires the owners of app

stores, primarily Apple and Google, to use commercially reasonable methods to identify an individual's age. Under the law, accounts belonging to minors must be linked to a parent or guardian account. Before a minor may download an app, the parent or guardian must receive notice of the app's age rating and provide approval. This law helps

parents make informed decisions

Sec. 121.054. AGE VERIFICATION. (a) The developer of a software application shall create and implement a system to use

information received under Section 121.024 to verify:

(i) for each user of the software application, the a category assigned to that user under Section 121.021(b); and

(2) for each minor user of the software application, whether consent has been obtained under Section 121.022. (b) The developer of a software application shall use

information received from the owner of an app store under Section i21.024 to perform the verification reguired by this section.

Weird Alger Hiss 🎉 𓅳@itsjoelokay· Jul 10

the operative word is App Store. it's right in the Texas Attorney General's own press release

Weird Alger Hiss 🎉 𓅳@itsjoelokay· Jul 10

even the notorious creep Ken Paxton, the Texas Attorney General, has affirmed that the law DOES NOT apply to individual apps, just app stores

Weird Alger Hiss 🎉 𓅳@itsjoelokay· Jul 10

It is passed and DOES NOT apply to them

The Supreme Court on Monday allowed Texas to continue to enforce, at least for now, a law that requires app stores to verify its buyers' ages and obtain parental consent for minors to download apps and to purchase paid content within those apps. In a pair of brief, unsigned orders issued on Monday afternoon, the justices turned down requests to reinstate orders by a federal judge in Austin that barred the state from implementing the law. There were no public dissents from the orders

Weird Alger Hiss 🎉 𓅳@itsjoelokay· Jul 8

sure and Yoda is a headline writer at NYT now

The New York Times

Still Hospitalized, McConnell Speaks to G.O.P. Allies, They Say

Two top Republican senators said they had talked to Senator Mitch McConnell, who has been hospitalized since June 14, but did not offer updates on his status or a timeline for his return.

Woody tries to improvise by waving Buzz's arm from behind the window frame to trick Andy's toys into thinking Buzz is perfectly fine. However, the plan completely backfires when Woody accidentally reveals the detached limb. Horrified by what they see, Andy's toys believe Woody murdered Buzz

Weird Alger Hiss 🎉 𓅳@itsjoelokay· Jul 5

The White House @WhiteHouse

Follow

WHITE HOUSE

You can be a communist or you can be a patriot. You cannot be both.The White House @WhiteHouse

Weird Alger Hiss 🎉 𓅳@itsjoelokay· Jul 3

found the worst take from A/C-gate

Pascal-Emmanuel Gobry (@pegobry_en)

When I was a child, my grandfather would sometimes solemnly intone at the dinner table: "The purpose of socialism is to organize scarcity."

As a kid it sort-of didn't register in my brain as meaning anything beyond "socialism bad", but eventually when I was 12 or something, I did ask what he meant by those specific words.

And he said: socialists establish control of valuable

resources and then create an artificial scarcity of these resources, so that they can then use them as a tool of control by deciding who gets and doesn't get those resources.

And I thought that was wrong. I mean, are socialists misguided? Sure. But to claim that they deliberately create scarcity as a means of political control? That seemed far-fetched.

But, of course, he was entirely correct.

Quoting Breaking911 (@Breaking911)

NYC Mamdani wants people to start setting their thermostats to 78 degrees

Weird Alger Hiss 🎉 𓅳@itsjoelokay· Jul 1

the GOP loves crashing Grindr

2026 ELECTION

Republicans to hold their first-ever midterm convention in Dallas, Trump announces

The president said on Truth Social that the GOP convention will be Sept. 9-10.

Wikipedia:
LGBTQ culture in Dallas- Fort Worth

Throughout Dallas-Fort Worth, there is a large lesbian, gay, bisexual, and transgender community. Since 2005, DFW has constituted one of the largest LGBT communities in Texas [1][2][3][4]

Weird Alger Hiss 🎉 𓅳@itsjoelokay· Jun 27

guess where I am.

James Talarico on stage giving his stump speech at the Texas Democratic Party Convention

Weird Alger Hiss 🎉 𓅳@itsjoelokay· Jun 25

the full quote is even more unhinged

"Lady, I ain't in the same party as you," Carville said. "I'm sorry. I'm just not. And I actually do think it's time for Democrats to talk the 's' word: schism. I really do.

Everybody's always said, 'No, no. We're a coalition. We're a big tent. And there's just some sh*t I can't be in the same tent with."

"But I'm done," he continued. "I'm not in that f*cking political party. I am totally comfortable in a political party that spends time questioning the policies of the government of Israel. In fact, I'm enthusiastic about that. I don't want to be in a political party that denies the right of the state of Israel to exist. That's just not- I just can't do that."

Weird Alger Hiss 🎉 𓅳@itsjoelokay· Jun 25

can't define 'woke' after writing a book about it? "this is going to be one of those moments that goes viral..."

Weird Alger Hiss 🎉 𓅳@itsjoelokay· Jun 24

rich people problems

JUST IN: Anthropic CEO says Al companies need hundreds of billions in revenue, or they'll go bankrupt.

Weird Alger Hiss 🎉 𓅳@itsjoelokay· Jun 23

the constellation of mental health issues and other problems caused by lead exposure are connected to a susceptibility to authoritarian appeals pdxscholar.library.pdx.edu/honorstheses...

Subjects
Lead, Authoritarianism, Voting, Donald Trump, Elections, Economics

Abstract
A significant body of research links lead exposure during childhood to negative effects ranging from increased impulsivity to societal level effects such as an increased likelihood of committing violent crime in adulthood. Due to exposure vectors such as lead water pipes, lead solder, lead based paints, and leaded gasoline there was significant lead exposure during childhood for large portions of the American population. This paper tested and found a statistically significant association between average population level lead exposure in childhood and likelihood of voting for candidate Trump later in life.

Weird Alger Hiss 🎉 𓅳@itsjoelokay· Jun 23

well, Gen-X brains are fully cooked, and absolutely marinated in lead

A horizontal stacked bar chart displays the distribution of childhood blood lead levels by age in the United States in 2015, using data from McFarland, Hauer, and Reuben (2022). The colors range from dark blue (under 5 µg/dL) to bright red (over 30 µg/dL). A bracket specifically highlights Generation X—individuals aged roughly 35 to 50 in 2015—showing a massive peak where nearly 100% of children in this cohort experienced dangerous blood lead levels over 10 µg/dL, with a significant portion exceeding 25 to 30 µg/dL.This dramatic spike supports theories regarding the long-term impacts of legacy lead exposure. Because lead is a potent neurotoxin, researchers note it alters population-level personality traits by increasing neuroticism and decreasing conscientiousness. Clinically, these changes correlate with higher rates of anxiety, depression, and emotional dysregulation. Sociologically, some analysts hypothesize that this widespread cognitive and emotional toll—combined with lower frustration tolerance and heightened emotional reactivity—may play a role in fueling higher rates of adult mental health crises and driving defensive, reactionary political leanings, and support for fascism and Trump within the heavily exposed Generation X demographic.

Weird Alger Hiss 🎉 𓅳@itsjoelokay· Jun 22

get those cigars ready, everyone #packwatch

Dr Jordan B Peterson @jordanbpeterson

Hi, everybody.

I'm pleased to let you know that we're going to release a lecture a week from my extensive tour archive, beginning this Sunday and then repeating every Sunday after that.

This allows me to do something interesting and useful while I'm otherwise incapacitated. My health is such at the moment that I can't really return to podcasting or public lecturing. But we recorded these with the express intention of preparing them for release, and we've all determined that this is a very good time to do that.

Weird Alger Hiss 🎉 𓅳@itsjoelokay· Jun 21

Weird Alger Hiss 🎉 𓅳@itsjoelokay· Jun 19

"once everyone saw our plan they hated it"