luis, the king of crops
@itsluisgomez
Degenerate ‘Modernistic’ Works ~ senior editorial producer at @newyorker.com ~ opinions are mine, give them back >:/ ~ he/they read my stuff at
new album release day + Bandcamp Friday = like a greedy Venetian merchant, I have bought and sold and plundered my way to the full Mountain Goats studio album catalogue
I’m sorry I know the match has been over for like four hours now but this is going down as one of the funniest charts in football history
"Mamdani's preening arrogance" and once again this is basically the photo chosen to go with the piece
lmao he literally stunted on four dudes and then the goalkeeper
with @futi.live you too can learn cool stuff like “outshooting your opponent twenty to three probably works in your favor”
I am both sides of this equation re: Morocco tying in stoppage time
someone please explain how my local pizza place serving food in a Kalshi box is NOT evidence that we live in hell. please. Expeditiously.
If only we had someone tenacious who could finish obvious chances. Unfortunately no such person exists.
Cape Verde playing at this World Cup despite having never been in it before
The crowd where I am is maybe 75-100 ppl deep all watching on a single 27” TV hung facing the street
Aura farming in stupid circumstances is a valuable component of sporting dominance