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memento lessi@itsrealkeenan· 27d

exquisite lettering. really don't have anything snide to say about it, looks nice

photo of the side of a pay-to-park meter with graffiti reading "NEVER PAY"

memento lessi@itsrealkeenan· 28d

does it/should it mean something that this Safeway has a Marie Curie poster hanging by the clearance bread and energy drinks

memento lessi@itsrealkeenan· 28d

oh so like this is a whole thing

screenshot: multiple additional search results for pages titled "Can You Boil Water In An Oven?"

memento lessi@itsrealkeenan· 28d

Can You Boil Water In An Oven?

memento lessi@itsrealkeenan· Jul 15

that's right

memento lessi@itsrealkeenan· Jul 15

well chief the bad news is we found THE VOID the good news THE VOID cannot hurt you

screenshot: email from Portland Water Bureau: Fulton Pump main replacement project July conduction update

"Void detected in project area… The void does not pose a safety risk."

memento lessi@itsrealkeenan· Jul 6

i have decided to be into swan boy

illustration of Baptiste, "the worm who is French as his main thing" as seen on swan boy dot com

memento lessi@itsrealkeenan· Jul 5

diagram showing the eyes receiving visual data (the abbreviation "USMNT") and the brain's output of the same data ("United States Mutant Ninja Turtles")

memento lessi@itsrealkeenan· Jul 2

just got each of these ads, which are some of the best I've ever seen, served up on a single news article and feel like I won something

"The Walk-in Shower That Fits A Tight Budget" is doing a couple things that I find incongruous

what I guess is a Home Depot ad with a bunch of gaussian blur for some reason. below the image the viewer is entreated to Klicke hier für mehr Informationen

"TRY DATING NOW": from experience I understand that this is supposedly offering a matchmaking service, however in this case I feel like it's making a humble plea. I really should get out more often

"The Verdict Is In: We Tested The New Mini AC And Were Blown" this is a great ad because it's relevant to people who are experiencing summertime or have ever been horny at some point. that's hundreds of people

memento lessi@itsrealkeenan· Jun 19

this would fix me

memento lessi@itsrealkeenan· Jun 12

stop what you're doing this instant

Cascadia "Ducky" Subduction Zone, a snowshoe cat. she's being good

memento lessi@itsrealkeenan· Jun 6

alternatively

memento lessi@itsrealkeenan· Jun 5

it is a small relief, in a way, that these people are dumber and more careless than we would care to imagine

screenshot, article text:

”[T]he Idaho solicitor general suggested to the judge that enforcement of the [trans bathroom ban] would be easy ’because there is DNA testing.’”

memento lessi@itsrealkeenan· Jun 1

memento lessi@itsrealkeenan· May 22

chat is this g good multco.us/news/news-re...

screenshot, article text:

"Multnomah County’s voter-approved, tuition-free universal preschool program, Preschool for All, has received a record number of applications for the upcoming 2026-27 school year.

"This surge in demand comes as the County nearly doubled the number of available seats from last school year, allowing the program to place more than 7,000 children, ages 3 and 4, within local preschools. The rapid year-to-year growth in capacity exceeds the program’s target for the upcoming school year by 58%."

memento lessi@itsrealkeenan· May 7

unsure this is going to go have the impact you want it to Steven

article screenshot:

“’We are all shocked that our young mayor would pull this stunt in front of Ken’s home and single him out for ridicule,’ Steven Roth said. ’The ugly, unnecessary video stunt is personal for Ken and sort of personal for me.’ Vornado is one of the largest real estate companies in New York City and is currently developing a new office tower with Griffin’s hedge fund Citadel.

”The rich who Mamdani and other political leaders target ’are the epitome of the American dream’ and the largest employers and philanthropists, Roth said. ’They are at the top of the great American economic pyramid for a reason. They should be praised and thanked.’”

memento lessi@itsrealkeenan· Apr 30

this goes so hard

screenshot: Instagram post from @hamiltonoh:

"ORSANCO's Mobile Aquarium is now on display as part of the 2026 Riverway Summit! Stop by the Fitton Center now through tomorrow evening for an up-close look at the fish species swimming in the Great Miami River."

fish in the mobile aquarium viewing the above-water wildlife from inside the tank. probably goin like oh there's a bank

memento lessi@itsrealkeenan· Mar 14

flames… on the side of my face

article screenshot:

”The investors in the popular social media app include software company Oracle; MGX, an investment firm based in the United Arab Emirates; and private equity business Silver Lake. These entities, along with other backers, paid $2.5bn to the US treasury when the deal closed in January and are set to make further payments in the unusual arrangement until the total hits $10bn.

”Trump has previously said that the US will get a ’tremendous fee-plus – I call it a fee-plus – just for making the deal and I don’t want to throw that out the window’. The president signed an executive order in September approving the deal, amid bipartisan concerns that TikTok’s Chinese ownership posed a national security threat given the platform’s popularity among Americans.”

memento lessi@itsrealkeenan· Mar 7

the bill also requires to them to cooperate with future federal immigration enforcement programs not yet even imagined. again, this bill has now already passed

article screenshot:

"Rep. Lori McCann, R-Lewiston, called the bill an 'unfunded mandate.'

"She noted that other legislation has been rejected in the Idaho Legislature because it came with acceptance of federal money. The bill would also require local law enforcement to participate in 'any future program or successor to an existing program.' McCann questioned why the Legislature would bind law enforcement to future federal programs without knowing what they may be."

memento lessi@itsrealkeenan· Mar 7

looks a lot like Idaho has passed a bill to force local law enforcement to 'come up with' enough crime to keep themselves solvent

article screenshot:

"The debate on the bill lasted about half an hour, with opponents arguing that local law enforcement is already cooperating with ICE but not all departments can absorb the costs of backfilling for officers while they complete federal training with the U.S. Department of Homeland Security, the parent agency of ICE."

article screenshot:

"[Rep. Kyle] Harris said that ICE reimburses at a higher rate for detaining people who will be deported than the state pays counties for housing state inmates in county jails."

memento lessi@itsrealkeenan· Mar 6

simpsons do it for her meme with perfect, innocent and beautiful data centers

memento lessi@itsrealkeenan· Feb 16

unironically fucking rad

screenshot of linked article, translated:

"Duolingo, one of the most popular applications in language learning, shared on his social networks a graph that showed a 35% increase in Spanish students minutes after the artist’s presentation ended.

"On the other hand, Billboard, a weekly magazine specialized in the music industry, reported that the search for information to travel to Puerto Rico has skyrocketed 245% after Sunday…"

memento lessi@itsrealkeenan· Feb 12

some of the bus shelters have this decorative glass and it always reminds me of… her

detail of pattern in the glass showing what looks a lot like a bird in a dress(??)

memento lessi@itsrealkeenan· Feb 9

waiting for the bus

memento lessi@itsrealkeenan· Feb 9

wow yeah the compression on this thing really eats shit huh. here:

memento lessi@itsrealkeenan· Feb 9

enhance

crude flier of pissing penguin pasted to utility pole. fuck yeah dude

memento lessi@itsrealkeenan· Feb 9

sitting in the normal way

memento lessi@itsrealkeenan· Jan 17

*tearing up* I love this country

article screenshot, text highlighted: ”Two federal officers were stranded in the parking lot because they left the key fob in the trunk of their unmarked Ford Explorer and were locked out…”

article screenshot, text highlighted:

”The footage shows the agent in the crowd… carrying on a calm conversation with a man as others yell expletive-filled questions and insults at him.

”The agent said he ’didn’t vote for Trump’ and that his job wasn’t his ’favorite thing in the world.’ In fact, he said, his job was ’pretty s-----.’

”’I don’t even like doing this, bro,’ he told the man, according to the video. ’It is what it is, you know.’”

article screenshot, text highlighted: ”The agents called two towing companies… to help them get in their car, but both drivers left…”

memento lessi@itsrealkeenan· Jan 10

sometimes you just have to marvel at how horrendous these people are. 'making it illegal to lie will destroy your freedom and drive us into bankruptcy' fucking doublespeak shit

Freedom Foundation press release screenshot: "FREEDOM FOUNDATION SUES TO BLOCK OREGON LAW SILENCING WORKER RIGHTS SPEECH: Union-Backed Law Threatens $1 Billion in Penalties for Telling Public Employees About Constitutional Opt-Out Rights"

Oregon Legislature page for House Bill 3789: "Makes it unlawful to falsely impersonate a union representative."

memento lessi@itsrealkeenan· Jan 9

chill vibes