When I am marking the greatest player to ever do it, a guy who controls the ball better with his feet than anyone else does with their hands, and we absolutely cannot afford to give up a goal

Whole timeline this afternoon

This just links to a blank page

Mitch McConnell, who did NOT die

Norway by 5.

Absolutely not.

Vacation plans

“Lola Liberal” would be a good username for someone on here

Pausa de hidratación

Unfortunately this is Cape Verde’s situation now

Well, there’s your problem-ass radar

Work’s done.

Forget it, Jake, it’s

Thank you, I have considered it and: no.

That’s nice! That’s nice.

Decent haul

Godddddd I miss him every day. Absolutely perfect animal.

This is me right now “Dear cherries, what is the safe word?”

Several Father’s Days ago, I had one of my favorite exchanges ever with my kid. Professional habits being what they are, I wrote it down for posterity.

J’ai besoin de la nouvelle la plus française que vous ayez. Non, c’est trop français.

I found it, the most Bluesky reply possible

Aussies outraged about that call like