Johnny Xmas
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We’re sorry, but until civilization decides to begin prosecuting child molesters and cannibals, this account will no longer be capable of being kind to people. Please kindly fuck all the way off.
OpenAI turning off frontier model guardrails in a desperate bid for attention be like
What an AQI of 400 looks like from above. Hope you didn’t throw your respirators out after Covid. 
Someone just shipped something to me wrapped only in a target shopping bag and USPS was all about it
READY FOR DEFCON!! Don’t forget to DM @erratarob.bsky.social for the location of this year’s #BurnerBurnPit!
My new bike helmet does not seem too enthused about what’s about to happen to it
So here’s what’s banned at the Great American State Fair Raspberry Pis and laptops are banned, but not servers/desktop computers or any of the other dozen nano-computer platforms. Also why is “Router” (woodworking, I assume) the only singular item? Of I bring two, it’s cool?
Fr; I agreed to speak at the Cyber Leaders’ Summit Miami this June because it brings the right people together, focuses on relevant conversations, and is run by a team that genuinely cares about doing this properly. lnkd.in/g9EGkjEp
Market is up? Invest in T-shirts. Market is down? Invest in T-shirts. 
I got 2nd in the @OzCon CTF today, after not having done one in 10 years. 1st & 3rd place were software devs running 6 & 1 agents. It’s not a testament to my ability, it’s a testament to the reality of leveraging GenAI for tasks humans have traditionally been bad at.
JFC Youtube; how about like a "please restart your browser" or something first?