my search result on left, About This Mac on right. F*ck Google AI

Yes, I knew it was awful even back then…

This one looks like Trump's signature with a worn-out Sharpie.

This may be why Pres Plump likes Putin: Putin's official height is 5'7", (tho generally believed to be a stretch.) Average adult male index finger is 3". Putin's raised finger, base to tip, from the crown of his head, to Plump's crown, puts Don at 5'10" (5'11" with comb-over.) Yes, I'm that petty.

In case you were wondering, as I was, if the tarp's still up…

I'll bet Obama was responsible for this, too:

Did you catch that little side-eye at the 23 second mark, where he glances to see if anyone is noticing he's not able to do it?

Not as clear as I'd like, but here you go…

This photo tells the story much better:

John Philip Sousa has marched out of Freedom 250 and taking "Stars and Stripes Forever" with him. #Freedom250

Maybe we should consider going back to more compact computer systems…

again

I propose we cover Trump in gold and see if the result is the same as in Goldfinger

Goldfinger

When you're a president they just let you do it.

And what gave hin the idea that the scowl is a good look? He could've gone with one of these:

He lies in business. He lies in office. He lies in marriage. I can't wait until he lies in State. Preferably here:

🎼 And IN THE END The love you get 🎶 🎵 Is equal to the love… …YOU GIVE 🎸

If he bites it on Easter weekend, his weeds will rise in 3 days from his grave next to Ivana.

Love this one. (I did ask permission to post, hence the star) At my first of the day. Heading to a 2nd later. Mine on the right. Gwinnett County, GA #NoKings @velshi.com

Here's (one of) mine