jackheathwriter 📚
@jackheathwriter
Ngunnawal and Ngambri Country. #audhd
Christ, tell me you're a sociopath without telling me you're a sociopath
I'm sure you'll agree that this scenario is horrific, and needs to be prevented at all costs. Call your local bookshop to preorder Choppy Water today! www.allenandunwin.com/browse/book/...
Choppy Water is up for preorder! But the clock is ticking. Once the book is published, you can't preorder it anymore. You'll have to just buy it, like a chump. "Did you preorder Jack Heath's new action-packed thriller, like a true fan?" your friend will ask you. "I ordered it," you'll mumble.
Advice needed! While proofreading the manuscript, I realised there are actually only 2,700 people on board. Should I change the tagline on the cover, or should I add 300 more passengers?
Phew! That's a relief. At the risk of sounding like a greedy yet cowardly fence-sitter, I generally take the view that writers should be handsomely paid AND should love what they do
(in the meantime, I'll just have to settle for rereading this excellent book)
Pick a Bond villain from the pictures you already have on your phone
They say authors should stay off Goodreads, but I gotta say, the place is growing on me 🤩
That actually makes perfect sense - Dvorak is the Lexus of keyboard layouts. Fast, efficient, and rare except in the incredibly ergonomic future of Minority Report
I once worried that I'd never have what it takes to be a writer. These days I'm more worried that I did have it, and have misplaced it somewhere. But my work in progress just got an honorable mention in the Chapter One Prize, so I must still have a bit of juice left!
Not sure if I'm allowed to post this, but I have hardly any followers on Bluesky so I figure I'll get away with it
Being in a writing Discord occasionally means seeing reeeeeaaaaally weird things people posted by accident
The other day I was supposed to be working but I got distracted and next thing I knew I had designed and ordered this mug
I swear I'm not kidding, iHeartRadio has developed a bug where it randomly starts playing "I Want It That Way" without me even opening the app