Ozzy: the black Cocker spaniel Howie: the English Setter mix Natsumi: the Norwegian Forest Cat Mix Simone: the shorthair tabby I never did DNA on Natsumi, but I’m a really good guesser. Howie’s foster mommy knew his birth mother (she died). Do I care? No! I love them because they’re my babies!

My problem with people right here: hypocrisy. Since when do women as a whole “let” anyone be rapists? And yet you say all men are naturally predators? There’s something wrong with this weirdo.

How many times do porn accounts follow me and get blocked before they get the goddamn clue that I’m not interested in anyone else?! I’m in a relationship. I’m not going to see anyone on the side, let alone spend money on an OnlyFans to do it. Fuck off!!!! It clearly says in my bio that I’m taken!

Here’s a picture of the cover of that disgusting book. Note the r-slur as well. This is how normies see us. We can never make peace with them as long as they see us this way, and that’s not going to happen in my lifetime. When I say normies are evil, this is what I mean.

Bunny in my yard!! Bunny in my yard!!!

When Howie’s thoughts activate.

That’s kind of true. I’m quite literally the most energetic adult I know, and that’s freaking sad. Well…then again, my mom was freakishly energetic, and I can tap into that energy when I have nothing else to get in the way of it. But the meme’s still accurate.

Anti-Palestine AND anti-Ukraine? Report this motherfucker and send them back to the Russian hellspawn that is Twitter.

My Hella-sona is an incubus. I’m not shocked I got denied. Funny though! And at least I’m honorary! Thank you, Blitz!

I cannot believe I’m being childish enough to want a circus themed cake for my birthday. But I do, damn it! And I want circus animal cookies on the bottom of it. Kind of like this, but almost everything is edible.

It’s an old Tumblr post, but it’s still true. Looking at you, my love. 👀

Ooh, goody! It’s good to know that it’s easy to make. This was our first protest. Howie quite enjoyed himself. I took a picture to commemorate the occasion. My truck was in the background on the front page of our local newspaper and it’s kind of distinctive, so it’s locally famous.

Ask away! I’m an open book.

My precious baby boy Howie. ❤️ Not a bad-looking pupperoni for 12 years old, eh?

I love my Howie so much I went to court to fight for custody. And I won because the judge recognized how much I love him. The fact that I could prove that I’ve cared for him for the past 3 years also helps a lot. I had a feeling that Stephen Colbert was a fellow animal guardian.

This is the first time ever that drawings have looked on paper exactly how they look in my head. Oops, the scar was on the wrong side of the head. Fixed it! Still looks awesome!! Not changing anything else; she’s perfectly horrifying.

First time drawing Jake and Allec transforming into their eldrich horror forms SUCCESSFULLY!!!!!! It’s taken me 20+ years of practice, and BAM!! Got them captured perfectly! I’m quite proud of myself. I did good! 👍🏻 Jake has fire abilities, Allec lightning.

Still a very rough WIP, but it’s promising. Those toes and talons are to die for! I can’t believe I improved so much. Do NOT screw it up, Jack!! This is Jake during an eldrich monster transformation, for context.

Post a meme made by you. I’m sure it comes as no shock that most of my homemade memes are Stolitz-related.

My flags here. Alt text to explain the meaning of each one.

Good spider. Good arachnid. If there was any doubt that I like spiders before, it is gone now. Rottenhouse can do just that, thank you.

I made this for my partner. I was so frustrated in doing tiny details that I just covered half of it with gray mist. My hand hurts so bad after doing this. How my mom birthed such an incompetent painter is beyond me. I really am just a sculptor, a hard-handed buffoon incapable of fine motor skills.

Thought this was funny.

I refuse to list the full name the moron gave him since it’s quite literally the stupidest thing I’ve ever heard. Everyone who hears it agrees. In comparison Howie isn’t as weird. Seriously, in what world does this look like a Claude?! That’s a Happy Howie smile.

It should look like this. Not made from gold, but brass.