Jack 🏳️🌈
@jacksayspurple
32. Lifestyle Journalist. Culture vulture. Nerd. Views are obviously my own. Also jacksayspurple on Instagram, please follow me there!
My first ever World Pride AND my first ever trip to Amsterdam and it has been such a blast! 🇳🇱🏳️🌈
I did nine Barry's classes in the last three weeks and I am mentally and physically ruined but is that a lil definition in the pecs?!?!
Reminder that "penis enlargement surgery" fundamentally does not work, it is a charlatan's game designed to exploit men who are already suffering with severe body dysmorphia and usually leaves penises shorter (and more broken) than they were to begin with
Just did some drag racing (straight version) and it was terrifying but fun!
It's taken 10 years but today we rode our first rollercoaster together 🎢🥹 @patrickwb95.bsky.social
I can only hope the new owners of my work will have a big magnet budget 😨
We have been sanding our bedroom walls ahead of painting it and I am covered in dust 🙃
London gays, I went to see this last night and it was amazing! My face hurt from laughing so much, pure camp queer joy! Pls go see it asap so we can talk about it
Witnessed something extremely traumatic on my tube journey home this evening but I also did ten full pull-ups in a row so I'm probably fine right?
Barry's class is so small they're making everyone start on treadmill so you know
Happy 30th Birthday to Pokémon! I have been playing since 1998, I've been halfway around the world with this franchise, I've met the creator of it, and my enthusiasm remains undimmed! Can't wait to find out what the future holds! #Pokémon30
Me, believing Google when it tells me the quickest way to get to Dean Street from work is to get off the tube at Oxford Circus: