Jack T. Chance
@jacktchance0017
A rogue & a scoundrel with a heart of gold. Rebel Scum. Freethinker. Green Lantern of Space Sector 0017. It's all in a day's work. #BlueWave2024 🌊
The Anti-Pedophilia Shot already exists. The injectors are made by such companies as Smith & Wesson, Colt, Beretta, and Glock, amongst others. 😏
@bruceshark.bsky.social you're really cool, but are you as cool as this Corvette Mako Shark? 🤔
@bruceshark.bsky.social look, you're a shar... Char... Look, you're a board for people to put Adult Lunchables on, okay! 😉👉🦈
If justice is to be served, there is only one appropriate sentence. #ProDeathPenalty
Somewhere in 'Merica tonight, there is at least 1 person who is leaving the July 4th Holiday Weekend with at least 1 hand missing. Many others are missing fingers. How many times must you be told? LEAVE THE FIREWORKS TO THE PROFESSIONALS YOU DUMBASSES! 🤦♂️🤦♂️🤦♂️🤦♂️
Happy Birthday, 'Merica. You had a good run, but the cancer is spreading fast. 😒
@tealed-copper.bsky.social Happy Birthday 'Merica. 😒 Also... Wilford Brimley says watch out for Diabeetus! 👴
Reminds me of one of the most brilliantly insightful Calvin and Hobbes comic strips.
If it's not Stjepan, then it's the Deviant Artist listed at the bottom. Took me way too long to find them, but I originally wanted to post these 2 fan comics:
I have several. This is my ThinkGeek Dragonscale Bag of Holding, which is serving as my laptop bag! 😁
We are still 2 weeks away from Independence Day here in the U.S. of A., and yet, last night I heard someone setting off fireworks already! Remember, kids, leave the July 4th fireworks displays to the PROFESSIONALS, so you don't end up like the unfortunate fellow in this old comic strip! 🤦♂️🤦♂️🤦♂️🤦♂️
Jack's (Probably Best Left) Rhetorical Question of the Day™: I guess I must suffer from some kind of Male Ignorance, because I don't understand; how does any woman function with Stiletto Nails like these? 🤔 Like... How?! 🤷♂️