Jacob M

@jacobcm

Dipshit leftist whose life is in disarray, or to put it in shorter terms, a wannabe writer. Talks way too much about movies

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Jacob M@jacobcm· 4d

What the fuck??!!! Why the fuck are they considered experts on this??!!

The entry for Defund the Police on wiki has a section that does say “According to J Wortham and Matthew Yglesias, the slogan was popularized by the Black Visions Collective shortly after the murder of George Floyd.” Embarrassing L for Wikipedia

Jacob M@jacobcm· 11d

Like all dudes who rock, he loves filling them holes

Mamdani with a sign saying Holes Filled. He looks tired from (presumably) plowing all them holes

Jacob M@jacobcm· Mar 26

Whelp, we get to learn this lesson again in the last 20 years

A quotation from Vicinni in The Princess Bride: You fool, you fell victim to one of the classic blunders. The most famous is never get involved in a land war in Asia

Jacob M@jacobcm· Nov 13

Jacob M@jacobcm· Nov 13

Wow check out what happens when you try to save the embedded pic lol

A message saying “Failed to save image” pops up when you try to save the image of the headline “Megyn Kelly questions whether Jeffrey Epstein’s desire for ‘very young teen types’ made him a pedophile”

Jacob M@jacobcm· Jul 2

Indy, but also consider

Harrison Ford in the movie Witness, lookin like a complete snack

Jacob M@jacobcm· Jun 30

If this is true, then maybe knock it off with this bullshit! Coward!

A highlighted quote of an article about the cowardice of Rep Julie Johnson, co-chair of the Congressional Equality Caucus, “But when asked if the Skrmetti decision should push Democrats to rally more around the trans community, Johnson said there was not much they should do.”

Jacob M@jacobcm· Feb 7

But it’s ok because Adam Schiff made a stern face

Zoomed in pic of Adam Schiff not smiling. In the rest of the pic (shared in the skeet quoted by this one, the entire picture has many Democrats with genocidal maniac Benjamin Netanyahu)

Jacob M@jacobcm· Jan 20

What’s that term when they cast a white person for a person of color? Why they gotta do that for Carmen Sandiego??

Melania in a black suit with a smidge of white

Jacob M@jacobcm· Jan 8

These guys? Never!

An older brown/black chihuahua mixed breed with obvious cataracts looks yearningly, hoping for food

Jacob M@jacobcm· Nov 24

My brother sent this to me other brother and I in a group chat

Jacob M@jacobcm· Nov 20

Many years ago Kellogg asked us a question that would become more important with time. “What team are you on?”

The lid of a cereal box that says prominently “JOIN TEAM FRUITTY”

Jacob M@jacobcm· Nov 18

Men only want (to know) one thing. And it’s disgusting

Tweet from user named Ira Winfield (user id @meatplow_handle) saying “Do you think Chewbacca has a human like dick or is it one of those red rocket things that dogs get? George Lucas won’t answer my emails.”

Jacob M@jacobcm· Nov 2

Here’s my boy Dash, giving his best smile

Jacob M@jacobcm· Sep 9

They need to stop using voice to text tech for subtitles. What is this bullshit? I mean, don’t get me wrong, Yaphet Kotto has a bit of a mushy voice with certain phrases, but he clearly says since the Orioles were sweeping the Dodgers.

A computer mishears Yaphet Kotto making the subtitle almost completely incomprehensible with the transcription “since the [indistinct] were sweeping the [indistinct]”

Jacob M@jacobcm· Aug 4

Somebody on Twitter used this photo for Joe Rogan’s new special. Needs to be here. Fuckin minion ass mother fucker

Minion ass mother fucker yelling about the wokes

Jacob M@jacobcm· Jul 11

James Caan looking badass in a leather jacket while loading the clip into a gun, with the words Thief in a blue, hand drawn font, with the words THE CRITERION COLLECTION in white.

Jacob M@jacobcm· Mar 24

Jacob M@jacobcm· Jan 22

Anytime someone brings up Newt I’m reminded of his wife’s bonkers photo touch ups she does for their photos together. Like this one where she touches the shit up on her face but does jack shit for his. Cracks me up every time

Jacob M@jacobcm· Jan 2

One of the most entertaining books I’ve ever read, simultaneously a biographical portrait of a real person mixed with thriller involving the President of the United States. Incredible

Jacob M@jacobcm· Dec 8

Would men (me) rather read Candide than do therapy? Yes

Two books placed side by side. On the left is the book Anger Management Workbook for Me , by Aaron Karmin, MA, and the one on the right is Candide, by Voltaire. There is no apparent reason to contrast these two or place them in competition but nevertheless here we are

Jacob M@jacobcm· Dec 8

Alex Trebek, host of Jeopardy, grinning sadistically after having eaten a human heart in international waters

Jacob M@jacobcm· Dec 5

Just finished this book by @sgj.bsky.social and I’m completely wrecked! Goddamn this is some beautiful horror!