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Jacob Sidney

@jacobsidney

Cascadian ex-pat in Alta California, doin' what people do | Baritone/Theatre/Bars/Parenting/Poly Progressive Politics/Seattle Sports/Hilarious Hijinks | Nam Myoho Renge Kyo

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Jacob Sidney@jacobsidney· 8d

Jacob Sidney@jacobsidney· 10d

If I paid this person to edit a magazine, I would be deeply concerned at this level of chowderheadedness

Matt Steinglass, editor of the The Economist Europe (according to his bio), cannot comprehend the difference between language as an output and language as a process, as outlined by Olivia Guest

Jacob Sidney@jacobsidney· Jul 19

Go ahead. Hate LA while I see Stevie Wonder across the street for free.

Jacob Sidney@jacobsidney· Jul 12

Unreasonable hope in my timeline

A screenshot of two skeets. Above the menswear guy writes RIP Lindsey Graham, below Liz Szabo shares a graph of Deaths Caused by Law Enforcement in the US

Jacob Sidney@jacobsidney· Jun 11

Love my kink-positive healthcare provider

A Kaiser Permanente e-mail subject line featuring "CBT techniques" CBT can stand for "cock-and-ball torture" in kink

Jacob Sidney@jacobsidney· Jun 4

Charging on the train like some kind of Eurotrash

The newest LA Metro train with USB ports

Jacob Sidney@jacobsidney· Jun 3

Jacob Chansley

The Q-Anon Shaman

Jacob Sidney@jacobsidney· Jun 2

QP with you wearing sunglasses

Me wearing sunglasses

Jacob Sidney@jacobsidney· May 31

Colt Emerson consults with his stylist

Josh Naylor and Colt Emerson shown from behind walking off together after a Win.

Jacob Sidney@jacobsidney· May 24

LFG @raeforla.com @kennethmejiala.bsky.social @marissaroyla.bsky.social

A ballot filled out for Rae Huang for LA Mayor, Marissa Roy for City Attorney, and Kenneth Mejia for Controller

A ballot filled out for Tom Steyer for California governor

Jacob Sidney@jacobsidney· May 15

My 13-yr-old is now sending me chain e-mails like my grandfather in 2003, circle of life and whatnot

A "hot-potato" e-mail chain graphic, exhorting the reader to forward or face EXTREMELY bad luck

Jacob Sidney@jacobsidney· May 5

I got a text from Graham Platner

"I'm not taking money from AIPAC or corporations. I'm a working-class guy whose campaign is being funded entirely with grassroots support from regular people like you.

We can take on the oligarchy and defeats Susan Collins. But it's going to take all of us, together.

In solidarity,

Graham Platner"

"Carve your Nazi tattoo off your body and shove it up your ass you mercenary right-wing sleeper agent fucktard. Do not ever contact me again."

Jacob Sidney@jacobsidney· May 1

Jacob Sidney@jacobsidney· May 1

May Day!

Myself and 3 friends get ready to march at MacArthur Park in Los Angeles

My friend's hoop earring with "Fuck Trump" in cursive across the middle

Jacob Sidney@jacobsidney· Apr 30

My first published narration is up on terrain.org!

Jacob Sidney@jacobsidney· Apr 27

this is what you want to see when you watch a movie

John Lurie, Tom Waits, and Roberto Benigni sit in a rowboat in a swamp. The picture is black & white.

Jacob Sidney@jacobsidney· Apr 27

Favorite LOTR character, wrong answers only.

Sean Connery in red suspensery + bandeliers, with thigh-high boots, nipple-length braid, and brandished pistol

Jacob Sidney@jacobsidney· Apr 26

Pizza from my own sourdough starter

4 pizzas:

1. White (alfredo) sauce with shallots, basil, and pickled beets
2. Homemade marinara w/pepperoni
3. Pesto w/anchovies, sun-dried tomatoes, and black olives
4. White w/fresh tomatoes, spinach, and wild mushrooms

Jacob Sidney@jacobsidney· Apr 22

Finger on the pulse

A skeet decrying lack of respect for Elder Seager

Jacob Sidney@jacobsidney· Apr 21

King of the Weird Little Freaks

Retired character actor Tracey Walter

Jacob Sidney@jacobsidney· Apr 17

Pope Leo covers Black Sabbath

Jacob Sidney@jacobsidney· Mar 29

Me flipping off giant inflatable Trump Baby

Statue of Amphifa protest-frog, carrying an upside-down US flag

Statue plaque:

"In Memory of Those who Lost Their Lives and Livelihoods to the Actions of the Trump Administration.

Amphifa Stands in Solidarity. The Resistance Continues."

A young woman carries a sign reading "Dead Pedophiles Don't Reoffend" with a hand-drawn Trump hanging upside-down by his ankles like Mussolini in Piazzale Loreto

Jacob Sidney@jacobsidney· Mar 28

CTA in these streets!

Jacob Sidney@jacobsidney· Mar 28

Fully Fund our Schools! @wearecta.bsky.social in DTLA

Protesters march down Grand Avenue in Los Angeles

Jacob Sidney@jacobsidney· Feb 18

Bro

Jacob Sidney@jacobsidney· Feb 15

Ginger Cuz got that good D

A Valentine card featuring Sam Darnold that reads: "My D is so good they throw parades for it."

Jacob Sidney@jacobsidney· Feb 14

Roses are red, Violets are blue, If you have anything to say about the Seahawks, I've got two words for you.

Ernest Jones at the mic in the Seahawks' victory celebration

Jacob Sidney@jacobsidney· Feb 11

Jacob Sidney@jacobsidney· Feb 8

LFG

Jake and his family after an SGI Buddhist Family Day meeting at the Los Angeles Friendship Center, all wearing retro-style Seahawk t-shirts and ballcaps (from various eras)

Jacob Sidney@jacobsidney· Feb 8

Casual dog walk

Jake is Marahawn Lynch jersey, Seahawks scarf and hat, blue and white shorts, green shoes, and Smokey the Bear socks