JADE MAO

@jademaomi

喵 🐈‍⬛ 🇹🇼🇺🇸 she/her | zygotic astrophysicist 🐈‍⬛ tags #art #TheExpanse #3BodyProblem

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JADE MAO@jademaomi· Jun 3

didn't have the time/energy to do much research this election so i mostly voted the dsa ballot, omw home the neighbor's elusive cat finally let me pet her!!!

JADE MAO@jademaomi· Nov 10

new holes (+1 right, +2 left)

Left ear with two lobe piercings: black onyx stud and tiny gold star

Right ear with cartilage piercing, a gold sprig of leaves, and two lobe piercings, a small black onyx stud and gold flower bud thing

JADE MAO@jademaomi· Sep 12

no fucking way #Danganronpa #Danganronpa2x2

Screenshot of Tumblr post by JadeMaoMi on August 29. Text: new homestuck... new OFF (game)... mr. kodaka kazutaka you have the opportunity to do the funniest thing ever

JADE MAO@jademaomi· Aug 18

needed a bookmark for my diary, so i decided to practice the knot-tying technique passed down in my family for gen just kidding i watched a youtube tutorial #art

Black Mnemosyne notebook with stickers of a Chinese knot and goldfish on the front. An actual Chinese knot is tied to the spine

Close-up of Chinese good-luck knot made of red thread

JADE MAO@jademaomi· Jun 29

once upon a time i was so desperate for a keychain of fat pikachu with ketchup i drew it and had it manufactured myself... never doubt my commitment-bordering-on-mental-illness to fat pikachu #Pokemon #Pikachu #art

Acrylic keychain of a chubby Pikachu lovingly embracing a bottle of ketchup

Reverse side of acrylic keychain of chubby Pikachu, this time weeping over an empty bottle of ketchup

JADE MAO@jademaomi· Jun 24

lost my beloved star mask chain on vacation 😔 which i used as an excuse to buy a replacement + some new ones hehehe chains by the fantastic @wheeziwalrus.bsky.social with 50% of proceeds to palestine! the comfiest KN95 masks by @zhouliangmask.bsky.social #YallMasking #MaskUp #CovidConscious

Black KN95 masks with decorative gold chains: simple star links, hearts with rainbow heart beads, and hearts with red heart drop beads

JADE MAO@jademaomi· Mar 30

渋谷 how late is too late to vacationpost (went in autumn) #渋谷 #東京 #日本 #Shibuya #Tokyo #Japan #travel #photography #TravelPhotography

Photo of alleyway at nighttime with traditional Japanese lanterns, modern neon lighting, and a mix of more traditional and modern architecture

Photo of bustling alley at night with orange-lit restaurants, people eating at tables, and blue-lit skyscrapers in the distance

Photo of brightly-lit Shibuya crossing at night with cars turning.

JADE MAO@jademaomi· Mar 21

really makes you think 😔 #art #TheLockedTomb #GideonTheNinth #HarrowTheNinth #scifi

Ink sketch with digital color. Augustine, a self-satisfied man with a Roman nose, colored aqua, leans on the shoulders of Mercymorn, a disdainful woman with her hair in a crown of braids, colored a peachy pink. Both are disheveled, their clothes in disarray, as if they have been engaging in vigorous physical activity. Mercymorn pinches a test tube whose contents are blocked by a black bar that says "CENSORED." In handwritten text above their heads, each proclaims, "I CONSENT."

Ink sketch, digitally colored brown, of John, a man with tightly curly hair, a broad nose, and eyes with unearthly black irises. He wears a crown of leaves and fingerbones, a turtleneck shirt tugged down slightly on one side to reveal markings on his neck, and a robe. He has an unpleasantly surprised expression and a red "!" above his head. Below, handwritten text reads, "ISN'T THERE SOMEBODY YOU FORGOT TO ASK?""

JADE MAO@jademaomi· Jan 27

i've thought about this a normal amount #TheExpanse

Screenshot of text:

in the books, avasarala and bobbie's trip on the razorback is almost completely offscreen, so the show added that scene specifically to have

• bobbie tell avasarala to clench her thighs
• avasarala accuse her of hitting on her
• bobbie sexily descend to scoop her up as she passes out, princess-carry her off the razorback, and beg the roci crew to help her, please
• them hold hands in the med bay for ? some fucking reason ?¿?

also they're barely not enemies at this point if that helps

JADE MAO@jademaomi· Jan 2

goodreads wrapped 2024, a.k.a. the year of the three-body problem and the expanse #scifi

Screenshot of my Goodreads 2024 in Books, including Nanette by Hannah Gadsby, the Remembrance of Earth's Past trilogy by Liu Cixin, and Hail Mary by Andy Weir

Screenshot of my Goodreads 2024 in Books continued, including multiple books and short stories from The Expanse series by James S.A. Corey

JADE MAO@jademaomi· Dec 18

rewatching. it's fucking awake i guess #TheExpanse

Chrisjen Avasarala seen through the foggy water of a Belter's interrogation chamber, delicately eating a pistachio

Chrisjen Avasarala seen through the foggy water of a Belter's interrogation chamber, tossing a pistachio shell over her shoulder. White arrow indicates its estimated path

JADE MAO@jademaomi· Dec 1

navchop & cubonagesimus #art #TheLockedTomb #GideonTheNinth #griddlehark #Pokemon #scifi #TLTArt

Ink and marker drawing on white paper. On the left is a Gideon-esque Machop, a muscular grey humanoid Pokemon. She has ginger head ridges and is in a ready stance, holding a sword and wearing gold aviator sunglasses. On the right is a Harrow-looking Cubone, a bipedal animal Pokemon with a skull over its head. She has a black body with a ribcage pattern and her paw up under hovering knucklebones. An ominous purple flame surrounds her.

JADE MAO@jademaomi· Nov 25

> Show me your pet and what they are named after he's technically jaspers iii if you think about it #cat

Photo of Jaspers, a cute black cat with round yellow eyes perched on a railing

Jaspers from Homestuck, a pixel art black cat wearing a suit with red crosshairs over his face

Black and white photo of Karl Jaspers, a German-Swiss psychiatrist and philosopher, looking stern at a desk

JADE MAO@jademaomi· Nov 24

i valued travel before i became disabled and i do so perhaps more now, and in general i detest "overcame disability"/"despite disability" narratives, but i gotta admit a multi-week transpacific trip did feel at times very In Spite Of my disability #LongCovid #MECFS #disability #travel #YallMasking

Photo of masked woman holding a cell phone and flashing the peace sign, sitting in her wheelchair in a staircase wheelchair lift

JADE MAO@jademaomi· Nov 22

👁️👄👁️

Reply notification from Wendy's @wendysoffic. Who let you out of the basement?

JADE MAO@jademaomi· Nov 22

shares/comments appreciated 💖 you can also get her as a sticker/magnet!! photos from REAL customers (friends i gave them to at a nona release party) 🛍️ jademaomi.redbubble.com #art #TheLockedTomb #GideonTheNinth #NonaTheNinth

Photo of Nona's sticker on glittery phone case

Photo of Nona's sticker on corner of black sketchbook

JADE MAO@jademaomi· Nov 22

Nona's 🍔 #art #TheLockedTomb #GideonTheNinth #NonaTheNinth

Ink drawing with digital color. A smiling girl with light golden brown skin, arched brows, gold monolidded eyes with a beauty mark on the left, a small pointed nose, and long black braids. Behind her is a black circle. Below is red handwritten text that says Nona's in the style of Wendy's Burgers

JADE MAO@jademaomi· Nov 20

thoughts from japan #travel #japan

Tweet Nov 10

being here in the aftermath of the election is so wild i said this alr but i'll have a fucking blast dropping ¥¥ ¥ on pikachu drinks or whatever and come back to the airbnb and look at posts from home like "we gotta fucking organize. we gotta do community building NOW

Tweet Nov 10

JAPAN

Quote tweeting Haus of Decline @hausofdecline

Nov 9

Too many beautiful women on here. Some of you gotta take one for the team and start looking like shit

Tweet Nov 15

ok im used to people not paying attention and walking directly into the path of my wheelchair but a pigeon bro

Tweet Nov 15

no offense people need to stop having children why am i a grown adult waiting in line behind a baby

Tweet Nov 8

without fail every time i ask someone eigo wo hanashimasuka they stare into my eyes and silently go like this 🤏🏻

Tweet Nov 4

bro at the cane store they asked how tall i was (sitting in wheelchair) and when i said 170 cm they congratulated me

Quote tweeting weird and smelly @kiiroi_jacket.

Nov 3

manga artisits will make a character like this and then her bio will just say 5'7

Quote tweeting leo/para @RaidicThndercoc.

Nov 2

she can't even fit inside the manga panel

image: manga panel showing two girls, one so tall she sticks out of the panel.

dialogue: OH, LIRA-CHAN, YOU'RE AS TALL AS USUAL.

TH- THANKS...

end image description

Tweet Nov 17

we Need conbini in the US and no i don't mean corner stores or bodegas or our existing so-called convenience stores i mean we should rip up a conbini exactly as is with the selection it currently has from a japanese neighborhood and put it a block from my house

Tweet Nov 6

another day, another sumimasen nihongo ga hanasemasen

Tweet Nov 4

it was so funny at the cane store i couldn't understand shit and and were translating for me and the staff were like "where is she from" "america" "wowww nihongo jyouzu" the bar is in hell but arigathanks gozaimuch

Tweet Nov 18

the english announcer at nippori station is *so* british lol wtf is yeaukeauhama

Retweet from SungWon Cho @ProZD

Nov 5

for the love of god, VOTE, because depending on how this election goes down, maybe i'll just stay in japan

Tweet Nov 17

just watched a beautiful girl get on the train and push her equally beautiful friend gently into the one open seat and the beautiful friend gazed at her with her beautiful sparkling eyes and said something in japanese, presumably "but where will you sit," and it was yuri. to me

Tweet Nov 7

japanese trains: uuu the,, train,, is delayed by fIVE minutes is that ok,, i m SOOO SORRY,Y, i'll wait with u i got ur ramp

amtrak: fuck u bitch fall on the tracks and die. we're not late there was never a train youre hallucinating right now schizo freak

JADE MAO@jademaomi· Nov 15

au where commander wake tells her baby bomb a magical bedtime story 💣 #art #TheLockedTomb #GideonTheNinth #HarrowTheNinth #scifi

Ink and digitally colored drawing of Wake holding a bomb. Wake has voluminously curly ginger hair and rich medium brown skin. She speaks passionately and angrily, gesticulating wildly with her free hand. She wears a black turtleneck shirt, a belt of ammunition across her torso, and green cargo pants.

Gideon is a round cartoon bomb with a lit fuse, wearing gold-rimmed aviator sunglasses and sucking on a yellow pacifier.

Behind them, a thought bubble contains a blonde cartoon princess wearing a light blue dress being bloodily executed by guillotine.

In the background is a darkened spaceship illuminated only by a large window, which shows a magnificent purple starfield.

JADE MAO@jademaomi· Nov 6

ate this!

JADE MAO@jademaomi· Nov 5

actually voted early for once 🫡 US election day is today, tue nov 5! i urge everyone who is eligible to vote 💗 if you haven't registered, check locally to see if you can register day-of and vote, sometimes provisionally!

Photo of sealed mail ballot held up near ballot drop box

JADE MAO@jademaomi· Oct 27

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Collage of Jade's Locked Tomb art and photo of Jade kissing her black cat, Jaspers

JADE MAO@jademaomi· Oct 25

*ABGifies your tridentarii* #TheLockedTomb #GideonTheNinth #art #IantheTridentarius #CoronabethTridentarius

Ink drawing with digital color in shades of purple. Ianthe and Coronabeth Tridentarius stand cheek-to-cheek against a simple trident background. They wear matching cropped tank tops, translucent robes, and gold trident pendants, with matching false eyelashes. They have the same double-lidded, downturned eyes; small, roundish nose; and full lips, but Ianthe is thin and sickly-looking, and Corona curvy and vivacious, holding a boba tea.

JADE MAO@jademaomi· Oct 23

you've heard of maushold, now get ready for the mausthraeum #TheLockedTomb #GideonTheNinth #Pokemon

Ink drawing on white paper with decorative edges. Augustine the First, John Gaius, Gideon the First, and Mercymorn the First are drawn as cute, round mice in the simple style of the Pokemon MausHold.

Augustine is light grey with bored eyes and a pattern like a white collared shirt, and holds a cigarette.

John is dark grey with a black turtleneck pattern and wears a wreath of glittery leaves and little mouse hands. He stares at the viewer with his monstrous eclipse eyes.

Gideon is medium grey with white tank top pattern. He has a stern expression and beefy mouse arms.

Mercymorn is medium-light grey, with dangly drop earrings a peach dress pattern. She crosses her arms and closes her eyes, turning disdainfully away.

Underneath, handwritten text says The Mausthraeum.

JADE MAO@jademaomi· Oct 22

ok now that we're not on the racist bot website. is this a safe space to say that every time my cat annoys me too much, i threaten to eat him. look how juicy his thighs are, can you blame me #cat

Photo of black cat on blue rug. His rump is very round

JADE MAO@jademaomi· Oct 18

shall we kick things off with a classic #TheLockedTomb #GideonTheNinth

Screenshot of text post by @JadeMaoMi.

Bookstore: Jade asks, "Please settle a debate that has ended friendships and taken lives.—"

Tamsyn: [look of consternation]

Bookstore: "—Does Harrow have an ass?"

Tamsyn: [mouth twitches] I didn't know this was a debate. [sighs] I think you've got to search for that answer inside yourselves, um, because any answer I give... is wrong. So let the bloodshed continue, the word of god cannot solve it. Sorry about that one.

[...]

Tamsyn: Those were all incredibly great questions, I hope you appreciate how much I failed to answer any of them, but at least I had fun. Just like to reiterate, thank you so much for being here at the launch. Actually I'd like to un-thank whoever asked the question about "Does Harrow have an ass?" That was Jade. [shakes head] Think on that one. Have a great rest of the night, everyone, and thank you so much.

JADE MAO@jademaomi· Oct 17

hi i'm jade and this is jackass #TheExpanse