Jake Goldsbie
@jakegoldsbie
Actor, novelist, barbecue sauce spokesman
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Okay but Trump's not tweeting about us anymore. Mission accomplished!
Okay well that's just one headline, I hear you saying, anyone can pick and choose and make anyone look bad.
I know it sucks that half the country catches fire every summer and that the sky is currently orange, but at least we know that Prime Minister Not The Other Guy has our best interests at heart and is looking out for us
A perfect Morrissey post as it is very funny and also fuck this guy forever. The human equivalent of this comic
Resale bans are all well and good but they don't matter until Ticketmaster is forced to get rid of things like platinum pricing. This is for the Smashing Pumpkins by the way.