James Schlarmann
@jamboschlarmbo
Bad Lib. Amateur Professional. Friendly Neighborhood Satirist
I posted about how personal finances are whack these days thanks to a few issues, and I got this loving dm from a troll of mine. I decided not to hold back cuz fuck him.
Facebook needs to demonetize me so I can pay my bills dunking on the idiots like Ashley in my comments.
Howdy! This morning, I wrote and punished a new satirical article for The Political Garbage Chute. If you’ve got a new minutes, I’d appreciate the eyeball time. 🫶 #petehegseth
Just wanted to share something that brings me joy but also perfectly encapsulates the depths of nerdery.
Just normal people getting so triggered by me making fun of Nazis they send thinly veiled death threats.
Oh. Hi. The Political Garbage Chute ain’t dead. It’s just at a new home because I’m old and lazy and I want to do it now the kids are doing it.
Oh look. I found a picture of ICE Agent Jonathan Ross from the 1990’s.
I think it’s in my best interest so start also sharing my #satire here. So here’s some shit I’ve done ice the last couple weeks.
OPERATION OUR GOVERNMENT HAS BEEN TAKEN OVER BY FUCKING DORKS = Please adopt me, Mexico
It takes a real gutter-pig of a human being to ask the Supreme Court to invalidate every same-sex marriage because they hurt your gutter-pig feelings, especially when you’re a gutter pig with a couple divorces of your own.