James Finn Garner
@jamesfinngarner
Humor monger. PC Bedtime Stories. Rex Koko, Private Clown. Bardball. American Bystander. AHOY Comics. "You can't put a price on money." Jamesfinngarner.substack.com
no cheating post your lock screen This hangs on the wall of my barber shop.
Gonna take my Lil Polyphemus to see the movie soon. Hope he can handle it.
To salute our new World Cup heroes, I'm gonna get real caffed up.
I just wrote a stupid poem about 2 beer vending ladies in old Tiger Stadium, and I feel my work for the week is done. bardball.com/2026/06/12/l...
We don’t usually see each other’s headers. Here’s mine. Quote-skeet with yours (if you feel like it)
Maybe Palantir would have fewer haters if they changed the company name to Fonebone.
C Roy Partee Member RHP Red Ruffing, Red Faber, Red Patterson LHP Lefty Grove, Lefty Holmes, Lefty Calhoun, Lefty Gomez, Lefty O’Doul MGR Commie Mack 2/2 bardball.com
RIP Nicole Hollander, a groundbreaking cartoonist and hilarious storyteller.
"Curly, Arthur's going to Scotland, so he needs hand grenades."
Thanks to @chirpradio.org for the wide-ranging music blitz every day, AND for these socks to keep my tootsies warm in the fall. (Honestly, folks, find CHIRP where you are and tune in.) The Chicago Independent Radio Projects rules!
C Julius César Salazar LHP Danny MacDuffy, Nestor Cortes, Álex Claudio RHP Octavius Dotel, Antonio Alfonseca, King Lear MGR Connie Mackbeth 2/2
I hope the Garbage Pail Kid fights with the Pope all year. Hilarious, enlightening and bracing all at the same time.
Got a fear question? Then ask supervillain (and real MD) Dr. Fear! jamesfinngarner.substack.com/p/ask-doctor...
Leftover Easter potatoes + 2 eggs + flour = Homemade gnocchi! A revelation!
Wishing everyone a happy Easter. Here are a few of the eggs we've decorated with the fam over the years.