Jamie

@jamiethebnnuy

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Jamie@jamiethebnnuy· May 28

Help the snooze button on my alarm clock isn't working

Jamie@jamiethebnnuy· May 24

Found a cute queer bookstore in seattle

A tote bag featuring the name of the store, Charlie's, under which three characters strut (two human, one bear, one human has tall curly black hair and sunglasses pointy at the far ends, the other human orange hair that flows down the back but is shaved by the ears, the bear holding both humans' arms in theirs and reading a book), then the phrase "on my way to a gay lil bookstore"

A seattle greeting card featuring the monorail flying south from the space needle. The monorail has a winking face and the text "I got railed" on one side. The space needle also has a winking face

Jamie@jamiethebnnuy· May 6

Maybe I'm more just reminded by the fact that they had giant stickers of the black cat plushie your window photo features haha Also it was in Cardiff actually, not London, I just remembered London cuz that's their HQ

The front of the jellycat store in the UK, I think this was actually in Cardiff a giant setup of plushies including a whale, an octopus, a sun, bunch of food, et cetera is set up here

Jamie@jamiethebnnuy· May 1

Super cropped left hand of the sundog. It's really fucking bright daaaamn

Left hand of a sundog, a squished oval "pointing" to the left at the left edge of a bright, yellow-at-the-edge halo 22 degrees from the sun itself

Jamie@jamiethebnnuy· Apr 18

I hate when they won't let me bring my pot bellied pig to school

A sign saying "NO PETS ALLOWED ON SCHOOL GROUNDS", with clarification "no dogs, cats, or pot bellied pigs". An image of the three animals circled with a diagonal line through it abuts the text.

Jamie@jamiethebnnuy· Apr 13

Help! I got stuck in an exhibit at the Woodland Park Zoo and now this monkey thinks I want to play with them!

A photo of a rabbit sitting next to a rock. A monkey is walking toward it.

Jamie@jamiethebnnuy· Apr 12

Took @dylwingo.standingintheodds.com to Round1. Played maimai for the first time ever and beat dyl in every one of our four rounds :P (I was on basic and he was on expert but dw about that), then found out I'm halfway decent at the crane games (dw about how many credits I bought to win these :P )

One of my wins against dyl in maimai - and my best performance too with a 99.5029% score

A handheld my hero academia plushie. I can't describe it super well, it's like a robot character I think? White eyes, black face, four stubby paws, and a garment that looks like something ripped from a space suit

A Mikuppy Ramune Kigurumi plushie. It kinda looks like a cat with hatsune miku's face and a cat kigu or something?

Jamie@jamiethebnnuy· Apr 10

Omg I got blessed by the chiitan like

A picture of recent likes on the quoted post; the third is chiitan

Jamie@jamiethebnnuy· Apr 10

Found a couple queer art vendors strolling through capitol hill with dyl I love the bluey one, the vendor said she thought of her as a baby woody guthrie

A framed print of a pink rabbit standing over a green pace, surrounded by stormy clouds. The rabbit stands proud, paws resting on the mace's handle.

A care bear sticker pack. Clockwise from top left: a bear in a coat and mask captioned with "care for yourself, care for others"; a pink bear with pride stomach with a brick that says pride was a riot; a purple bear wielding a bong and the caption anarchy is for lovers; a green bear with a skull on its stomach with the caption eat the rich

A miniature easel-mounted painting of bluey weilding an acoustic guitar with a speech bubble saying "this machine kills fascists!"

Jamie@jamiethebnnuy· Apr 9

Got an artistic liberty watercolor doodle from @kiddlit.bsky.social and OMG IT'S SO FRICKING ADORABLE!!!! Spyro plush came out of NOWHERE too (actually I'm guessing the idea came from my email still being purplespyrofan lol) AAAAAAAA IT'S ALL SO CUTE

Jamie@jamiethebnnuy· Apr 8

Buster baxter wearing red-framed rectangular shades, an artifact of the '70s or '80s, looking cool

Jamie@jamiethebnnuy· Mar 17

Dentist in just a couple hours

Jamie@jamiethebnnuy· Mar 7

Found a used copy of The Room at a local retro store and they're selling it for more than the big T himself charges for new copies

An opened blu-ray copy of The Room at a retro store with a $24.99 pricetag

A screenshot of Tommy Wiseau's website where he sells new copies of The Room on blu-ray for $22.99 - but currently on sale for $15.99

Jamie@jamiethebnnuy· Mar 6

9 games that are really important to me my9games.com No particular order etc, not even a "top 9" per se (tho many definitely are "top" for me), but 9 games I either have a lot of history with or a lot to talk about

9 games and their (often japanese) cover arts in a grid:
- Hollow Knight: Silksong
- The Simpsons: Hit & Run
- Red Dead Redemption 2
- art of rally
- Spyro: Year of the Dragon
- Hollow Knight
- The Legend of Zelda: Phantom Hourglass
- Gran Turismo 4
- Crash Bandicoot 4: It's About Time

Jamie@jamiethebnnuy· Mar 4

In case you think I'm being too much of a braggart, don't worry, this W came right after I nearly fucking died and lost my entire save to the steelsoul exclusive boss. That thing was fucking HARD lol! Its dash move was what nearly sunk me, very tough to telegraph. (Label for spoiler again)

$Hornet standing next to Sula, the vassal of Steel Seer Zi who summons the steelsoul-exclusive boss Summoned Saviour. I'm toward the edge of the screen but you can see the boss is not present, because I defeated it. My healthbar shows only one mask (covered at least by fractured mask)$

Jamie@jamiethebnnuy· Mar 4

I beat Silksong's notorious Very Hungry Caterpillar in steelsoul without taking any damage (label added for spoiler) Needle 2 btw

Hornet standing next to a dying Savage Beastfly, a fat grey fly-like bug. Her health bar is full, including with 6 plasmium masks from the plasmium phial that cannot be healed, indicating a damageless win.

Jamie@jamiethebnnuy· Mar 1

This accomplishment is going right up on the fridge (until I eventually (hopefully) replace it with the Steel Heart achievement)

Jamie@jamiethebnnuy· Mar 1

SILKSONG STEEL SOUL LET'S GOOOOOOOO No quit-outs, no BS, purely strategy and skill to beat this game without dying I fucking love this game so fucking much

The game completion screen with the steam achievement for Steel Soul popping in the lower right hand corner. I completed the game in 11 hours, 51 minutes, 53 seconds. The background is the same as in the prior image.

Jamie@jamiethebnnuy· Feb 27

I didn't even lose any regular masks the whole fight lmfaooooo (Spoilered in case the corpse of the boss is a spoiler for anyone)

Jamie@jamiethebnnuy· Feb 27

GOD this game is so overtuned, I don't know how I could ever even beat Act I!!! I fucking hate this shit...

$A screenshot from silksong showing Hornet in the battle arena for the final act 1 boss. She hass 6 regular masks, 6 plasmium masks, and fractured mask. She also has magma bell which prevents most attacks from the final act 1 boss from dealing more than 1 mask of damage at a time.$

Jamie@jamiethebnnuy· Feb 24

The haters were right, this version fucking sucks

Jamie@jamiethebnnuy· Feb 19

All this guy does is post about how he thinks he's married to vanessa silberman and add a bunch of horrendously bad photoshops of his face on pictures of people, one of whom is presumably(?) vanessa. Oh and lots of porn photoshops as well. Bro stop cheating on vanessa wtf

Another screenshot of a post with nothing of substance in the text and a photoshop of a poor-quality photo of a couple with this dude's much higher quality face badly pasted on the real guy

This time the photoshop is of two people at the beach. The dude has a speedo which is barely hiding anything, and this guy photoshopped the exact same face as the other photos. It's uncanny.

Another beach photoshop, only the real guy has his back to the camera so the photoshop looks like this dude broke his neck to stare straight at the camera

A crop of a still from a porno (I cropped it, no one needs to see the whole thing) with another terrible photoshop. The woman is not the same as the other women either

Jamie@jamiethebnnuy· Feb 19

Scrolling through trending topics and coming across what has to be the most bizarre account I have ever seen on this site

Some guy photoshopping his face (badly, it looks too big and is positioned in an impossible direction) onto some other dude with a woman on his back. Post has the following text:

Relaxing poetic moments
The song The Historic Love Golden Age.
Me & Our gorgeous princess respectively. compassion,
kindness
Much love support Magesty
@KensingtonRoyal

Then a rose and heart emoji followed by a bunch of hashtags referring to Kate Middleton (I don't think the woman in the photo is even her? But idk)

Jamie@jamiethebnnuy· Feb 17

It was my fault actually, last week I forgot to continvoucly morge my rel, branch bugfixes into develop

AI slop line, reading "Bugfixes from rel, branch may be continvoucly morged back into develop"

Jamie@jamiethebnnuy· Feb 15

Finally got back to my Hollow Knight steel soul save file to get the last few things I needed to pop the Steel Heart achievement for 100%ing the game without dying, _and_ get the speed completion achievement while I was at it.

The Hollow Knight game completion screen, showing 100% completed in 12 hours, 7 minutes, 46 seconds. On the lower right corner, two steam achievements pop up - Steel Heart for getting 100% without dying, and Speed Completion for getting 100% and completing the game in under 20 hours.

Jamie@jamiethebnnuy· Jan 31

Damn Malcolm in the Middle was really 20 years ahead of its time

Jamie@jamiethebnnuy· Jan 28

Jamie@jamiethebnnuy· Jan 25

NEARLY A MILLION FOLLOWERS ARE YOU KIDDING ME??? This has to be one of the most followed bsky accounts, and that's just sad

A screenshot of the alt national park service bluesky page showing 890.2k followers

Jamie@jamiethebnnuy· Jan 16

Never have I seen someone lock in so hard when they haven't even pressed the ps button on their controller yet

An advertising photo on the playstation website. A guy is leaning in from his gamer chair, headset on tight, eyes focused, left thumb on the left analog stick, right thumb mashing X, and on his monitor it shows the PS5 startup screen that tells you to press the playstation button to turn on your controller

Jamie@jamiethebnnuy· Jan 12

I'm not the only one upset that I have to go back to work