ordering Popeye’s at 10:30pm on a Monday

This looks kinda gay as hell (complimentary) pantonecolors.net/pantone-birt...

Writing an academic paper for the first time since undergrad 😳

randomly going to DC for most of the week

got takeout as a reward for packing all day 🤤🤤

Also unearthed these treasures

I have unearthed the MM (mathü merch)

Have to focus on packing today when I want to be celebrating the good news

Going to Club Confessions after all!! #nw

Get her back on my TV NOW

Watching my Saturday morning cartoons 😍

world’s sweatiest boy 🤝 sweatiest man alive

me to my dumbbells rn after not lifting for weeks

Happy Frigay

Becoming a Bkoomf (Brooklyn oomf) in a little over three weeks 🫪

no the more I look at it the more I believe the Evangelion typeface cannot be just a coincidence

slept thru all my alarms for the first time in months 💤💤

Well my banana is always #out and #proud ✨ #BCW

Good morning

I was abt to pass out at my desk post-workout so had one shitty coffee from shitty office machine and feel brand new ✨

OHHHH WE WON

Occupation: Corporate Game Show Host (????)

Dozed off for multiple stops on the subway this morning 😴🥴

Writing for three completely different projects atm

(but like literally)

Happy Independence Day (independence from straight bars with terrible music)

The vibes are so awful that I'm leaving a day early 😗

Convinced str8s to go to Nashville gay bar and they chose to sit in a circle playing Heads Up while dance floor played Madonna

Going to country western bars tn