If you see this, quote a pic of you in sunglasses (Colonel Mustard heading to the country house weekend. He may have heard Miss Scarlet will be there, he definitely can't comment on that)

If you see this quote a pic of you wearing sunglasses. (Miss Scarlet setting off for the country house edition)

I'm ready for my model railway to be nationalised, are you?

Post a thirst trap, go!

They've absolutely missed chip spice for East Yorkshire too

88 years ago this #IronDragon set a speed record that has never been beaten. Who needs HS2?

Hull's not weird. Not at all.

I'll take a targa top Dutch 911 and leather flying helmets any day

I see we've finally declared independence

The big red machine of joy was donated some extra go faster stripes at the weekend and has to go to Luton for repair. I'm not sure whether I'm more bothered about the stripes or the Luton part TBQHWY

I'll lend you the hammer

Bluesky synchroncity couldn't be more on the nose if it tried.

Stolen with pride from a good skeeter. I knew about antidepresents causing heat intolerance, didn't know about Blood Pressure medication... Now, which one of these causes Tourists On The Commute intolerance?

Come to England. We currently have Global Warming taking the mic off the wedding DJ and doing an end of evening "speech" 34 Celsius in London in *May*

Pick a Bond from the photos you already have on your phone

The correct legal response is to refer the other party to Pressdram v Arkell

I know what you think, but I'm not a grumpy old man yet, and when I am, there will be signs

Give me your favourite non-Trek performance from a Star Trek actor

Post your warning sign

Once again, I find myself surrounded by the finest minds the Construction Industry has to offer, each with more letters after their name than a bag of Scrabble and me with none. Once again, they feel the need to study their shoes in some detail when I ask questions they should know the answer to.

Workers. The learning from this is dont have future litter printed with your project details for the campus safety team to find 3 days later, not without including them in the egg drop anyway.

If you see this, post an image you saved because it made you laugh

Not as good, but £250 might be value to someone in the UK

Yes, I've seen it at a couple of shows. Tight curves are true to the show, though.

Only Nukey B I'm interested in tonight

My introduction to railways was going with my dad to volunteer at our local heritage railway. This is their Facebook page today @distractedbytrains.bsky.social @mrtimdunn.bsky.social

I'm going to tell the Grandkids Net Zero is why we don't have roundabouts in parks anymore.