looks like I'm coming up on having this one saved for four years

when rustling jimmies *is* my therapy:

it's probably not that funny but it's also not a joke

everyone says Stanley tucci is elegant

best thing I've ever seen right here

I'lll fix it up therrre then I'lll bring it back heeerre

doggo under the seats

case in point:

had to do it

kismet

Halt your scroll you must post a rare hulk am I doing this right

Happy bucket Galena, AK

in honor of the mouse crawling around in the bald eagle's nest in the Big Bear live cam, here's Rob't Burns to another mouse in a nest

Post something random or you will have an awful April

here's my most-posted self-made meme again

I guess this is where I put this photo I took of a Q-tip after cleaning my ears. it has a very forky face, but does it have a soul

it snowed in Brooklyn

lookie here, ya gotta shake a dead bird's blood *from off a live bird* onto them seven times before they can come back into the village (but not their tent yet) ALSO it's Adam and Eve, not Adam and Steve you weirdos

gotdammit brandson