Jared (hard "d")

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Jared (hard "d")@jaredhardd· Jun 15

JFC people are so fucking stupid it’s astounding 🤦🏼‍♂️

Others were less worried.
"I've posted worse things on Instagram than whatever they take," one person said.

Jared (hard "d")@jaredhardd· Jun 2

This is how you know lawyers are bad at math 😅

Jared (hard "d")@jaredhardd· Jun 2

Incredible journalism from NPR 🤦🏼‍♂️

Jared (hard "d")@jaredhardd· May 24

The last few days? They’re doing it currently! Here’s @nytimes.com literally 9 minutes ago 😒

Jared (hard "d")@jaredhardd· May 19

Ok but who does THIS?! 🤯

"We all just call it The Train," he said. "It's just the way to get into the city. Or the way to drink on the way to Greenport, so you don't get a
D.U.I."
That last word he pronounced dewy.

Jared (hard "d")@jaredhardd· May 17

…what? 🤨

Stanford has always been a haven for aspiring techies, but recent events have taken the school into uncharted territory. A.I. is everything. We talk about it at the dining halls and in history classes, on dates and while smoking with friends, at the gym and in communal dorm bathrooms. Nearly all of higher education has been overtaken by this technology, and Stanford is a case study in how far it can go. For the past four years, my classmates and I have been the subjects of a high-stakes experiment.

Jared (hard "d")@jaredhardd· May 5

As if the headline and the fact this bullshit was published at all weren’t outrageous enough…

The potential savings estimated by the Trump administration would be substantial as
Americans spent $467 billion on prescription drugs in 2024, according to the most recent government data available. The analysis is premised on the idea that foreign countries would also pay more for their prescription drugs, which would diversify drugmakers' sources of revenue and preserve their ability to innovate with new treatments.

Jared (hard "d")@jaredhardd· May 1

I'm sure it's been used before, but as I said it's so uncommon as to be *effectively* nonexistent in any large dataset, especially as compared to "pees sitting down."

A chart from Google Ngram showing usage of "pee sitting down" over time but unable to find any use of "sit peeing down"

Jared (hard "d")@jaredhardd· Apr 28

In an article chock-full of wild quotes, this one really stands out—this man apparently believes that the WHO and the Paris Agreement accounted for “A LOT OF OUR BUDGET” 😑 www.nytimes.com/interactive/...

John, 62, Md., white, Republican, packaging specialist He did initiate the ending of the penny, silly as that is. And he initiated getting us out of the World Health Organization and the Paris climate agreement. Two positive things, I guess, if you really look at it on the whole. I mean, that was accounting for a lot of our budget money.

Jared (hard "d")@jaredhardd· Apr 21

Note the source so grain of salt and all, but he also posted a video showing it 😳

James O'Keefe ® @JamesOKeefeIII
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BREAKING NEWS: Top U.S. Nuclear Chief Caught LEAKING Sensitive National Security Information to Stranger, Reveals Army Chemist Was Exposed to U.S. Chemical Nerve Agent, Confirms U.S. Strike Killed Children in Iran, Discloses U.S. Plans to 'Kill Iran's New Supreme Leader'
"If he [Mojtaba Khamenei] doesn't change his ways, yeah, they're [United States] going to kill him."
"The easiest way to get intelligence...send a pretty girl, talk to the guy...! have to resist your eyes."
"Your eyes have mesmerized me so much...
Almost like you're an intelligence"
Andrew Hugg, a U.S. Chief of Chemical Nuclear Surety, was caught on hidden camera casually revealing sensitive information to a strange public restaurant. Andrew Hugg, Chief of Chemical Nuclear Surety, in charge of nuclear and

Surety, was caught on hidden camera casually revealing sensitive information to a stranger in a public restaurant. Andrew Hugg, Chief of Chemical Nuclear Surety, in charge of nuclear and chemical safety was caught on hidden camera releasing information regarding the U.S. Nuclear Information. He claims the U.S. still possesses nerve agents and says a U.S. Army chemist recently died from exposure.
He also acknowledges U.S. airstrikes have killed children in Iran, calling it "collateral damage," and revealed to the journalist how nuclear launch decisions are made in real time.
Hugg described how the United States could assassinate Iran's next leader if he "doesn't change," while admitting the U.S. has no plans to use nuclear weapons: "We're not going to nuke anybody."
All of this was casually revealed to an undercover journalist in a restaurant. This raises serious questions about this official's judgment, security, and what's really happening behind closed doors.
We have reached out to the Pentagon and U.S.
Army for comment and they are working on a response.

Jared (hard "d")@jaredhardd· Apr 21

HUZZAH! 🙌🏻

And this goes beyond the homepage: We're working on getting dark mode out this year (finally), launching an app, and experimenting with federation. There are so many possibilities, and we're excited to hear what you care about the most.

Jared (hard "d")@jaredhardd· Apr 20

After a quick read, the suit will probably be tossed for failure to allege actual malice. And it's actually decently drafted but this error is notable—"feable" isn't a word, meaning the attorney who wrote it must think that's actually how you spell "feeble." 😂

27. Even after stealth-editing their headline over the weekend, in a feable attempt to reduce the appearance of partisan animus, Defendants have doubled down on their knowingly false claims in an X post, made this very morning in the pre-dawn hours that reads: Kash Patel's colleagues are alarmed by what they say is erratic behavior and excessive drinking, Sarah Fitzpatrick reports. More than vo dozen people she spoke with described his management failures
nd conduct that could harm national security.

Jared (hard "d")@jaredhardd· Apr 16

Do they think sending even more packages will somehow get them to their destination? 🤨

The community packaged and sent 18 boxes to the sailor to share with his shipmates. She sent another four boxes on April 15.
"I put out the announcement that they were in need of love and nourishment," she said.
"Within two days, I had 18 boxes of stuff."
Sending the boxes wasn't cheap - at least $540
for shipping alone, she said.
Six of the packages reached Tokyo on April 14, according to Postal Service tracking. They have yet to reach their destination.

Jared (hard "d")@jaredhardd· Apr 14

I don't expect any better from Isgur, but I love this attempt at equivalency between the CA AG filing suits in a major district with 25+ judges to the TX AG filing suit in a random bumfuck district just so it's heard by one particular far-right looney toon.

The California attorney general files nearly all of his lawsuits in the Northern District of California, where he is currently guaranteed to get a judge nominated by a Democratic president. The Texas Attorney General files his lawsuits in single-judge divisions in cities like Amarillo where he is guaranteed to get that precise judge.

Jared (hard "d")@jaredhardd· Apr 14

This might be the craziest part about it 🤨

Jared (hard "d")@jaredhardd· Apr 12

Don’t remember this fucking atrocity?

Jared (hard "d")@jaredhardd· Apr 10

This Michael LaRosa dickhead (not on Bluesky, of course) does literally nothing but provide idiotic Dem-bashing quotes to right-wing outlets while masquerading. He’s easily one of the scummiest people in politics, which is saying quite a lot. www.wsj.com/politics/pol...

Jared (hard "d")@jaredhardd· Mar 30

“Assistants US Attorneys” 🤣

Jared (hard "d")@jaredhardd· Mar 27

Attack Newsom for his actual failings and gimme a break with this performative bullshit 🙄

A photo of then-SF mayor Gavin Newsom marrying a same-sex couple in 2008:

Mayor Gavin Newsom marries Erin Carder (left) and Kerri McCoy at City Hall in San Francisco, Calif., on Friday, October 10, 2008. (Photo credit Liz Hafalia / San
Francisco Chronicle)
Defying state and federal law, then San Francisco Mayor Gavin Newsom, in office just over one month, orders the city clerk to begin issuing marriage licenses to same-sex couples. So begins, the "Winter of Love."

Jared (hard "d")@jaredhardd· Mar 26

Gotta hand it to @cnbc.com, this is excellent bracket usage 👌🏻

The two failed to reach an agreement, and now, the dispute will be settled in
court. "Everyone, including Anthropic, agrees that the Department of [Defense] is free to stop using Claude and look for a more permissive AI vendor," Lin said during the hearing Tuesday. "I don't see that as being what this case is about. I see the question in this case as being a very different one, which is whether the
government violated the law."

Jared (hard "d")@jaredhardd· Mar 24

That's literally the entire debate here. I think this proposal is the most realistic.

Recommendation: Build secure non-custodial family residential facilities to process families encountered at the border. These facilities will be campus like settings where parents and children are treated in a humane and dignified manner during an expedited immigration process. At these facilities, families will have freedom of movement and access to educational and recreational spaces as they undergo a thorough asylum screening by trained professionals
in less than 3 weeks.

Jared (hard "d")@jaredhardd· Mar 24

And really case in point here:

help of interpreters). "The inspector would verify the passenger manifest by rereading the information provided," Moreno says. "If everything was OK, he would just make a little check mark by your name, but if your answers were bad, wrong or suspicious, or if secret information had arrived about you previous to your arrival, your name was marked with an X' and you were told you would be detained."
"Detention meant you could be held overnight, and you would sleep in dormitory rooms and you would be fed three meals a day in the immigrants' dining room," Moreno says.
"You would be forced to stay at Ellis Island until something was resolved, such as being wired money or being able to provide an address." He says serious detention cases, which were rare, could be designated for almost any reason but usually had something to do with questions of morality (if, for example, a woman was pregnant and unmarried) or criminal accusations. "They were looking for suspected anarchists, persons who were politically dangerous and contract laborers—immigrants who were being brought in to break strikes."

Jared (hard "d")@jaredhardd· Mar 24

Also I love when people only post screenshots bc 99% of the time—including here!—they’re hiding something. Exhibit A:

The doctors also had to know a few words of instruction in many languages. "Most of the immigrants were illiterate even in their own languages," Moreno notes. "And by 1907, the doctors had already developed a secret code system using a piece of chalk. They would mark the passenger's clothes with a letter of the alphabet: 'H' indicated heart trouble suspected;
'L' suspected lameness; 'X' suspected feeble-mindedness, and so on.
Those marked, Moreno says, were removed from the line and "taken across the room where you were locked in a pen, a cage, called the doctor's pen" until the doctors were free to continue further examinations or questioning.

Jared (hard "d")@jaredhardd· Mar 24

Also yet more evidence that DCA is the best airport in the country 😅

Jared (hard "d")@jaredhardd· Mar 24

Why is Houston such a consistent outlier on this? 🤔

Jared (hard "d")@jaredhardd· Mar 23

The proposal is for entirely new facilities so not sure what you’re talking about.

Jared (hard "d")@jaredhardd· Mar 22

"During breakfast, the artist walked past their table. My daughter, like any child, recognized her, got excited and just wanted to make sure it was really her," Jorginho said, in a lengthy text posted on Instagram in Portuguese and English on Saturday. The girl is the daughter of Catherine Harding, Jorginho's wife, and British actor Jude Law.

Jared (hard "d")@jaredhardd· Mar 19

Whats your sourcing on this? Last I heard the subpoenas were being issued out of Miami, not Fort Pierce.

The intrigue: U.S. District Judge Aileen Cannon, a Trump nominee who threw out the 2023 federal prosecution against him in his classified documents case, is overseeing the grand jury based out of Fort Pierce in the Southern
District of Florida.

Jared (hard "d")@jaredhardd· Mar 19

Particularly chilling in light of recent events.
We're barreling towards a global war between the Abrahamic religions—a jihad, if you will.
And nobody is happier about it than the nutbag Christian freaks running the US gov't, who actually, literally believe it heralds the 2nd coming of Christ.

Jared (hard "d")@jaredhardd· Feb 27

No, they don't. The law says the licenses "shall be invalid." That's textbook self-executing language.