Jared Wiener

@jaredwiener

Building @forth.news, finding the latest from primary sources. NYer in LA The pun is *always* intended.

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Jared Wiener@jaredwiener· 1d

White House Press Pool reporter: "No catering track was spotted by your pooler next to Air Force One."

WH out-of-town pool report #2
8/11/2026 1:03:22 PM PDT
From: Joseph Garrison
Sent: Tuesday, August 11, 2026 3:51 PM
To: DL WHO Wranglers
Subject: WH out-of-town pool report #2

President Trump walked off Marine One on the JBA tarmac at 3:46 pm. He boarded Air Force One a minute later.

Trump did not come over to talk to reporters. He waved and gave a fist pump after reaching the stop of the stairs.

Your pooler spotted Susie Wiles, Karoline Leavitt, Margot Martin and Natalie Harp entering Air Force One after POTUS.

No catering track was spotted by your pooler next to Air Force One.

Now it’s off to Cleveland, Ohio.

Thanks,
Joey Garrison
White House correspondent
USA Today

Jared Wiener@jaredwiener· 2d

The plan?

Jared Wiener@jaredwiener· 6d

Sen. Mitch McConnell is going home, discharged from the rehabilitation center.

For Immediate Release, Thursday, August 6, 2026
Update From Senator Mitch
McConnell
WASHINGTON, D.C. - U.S. Senator Mitch McConnell (R-KY) issued the following statement today:
"Earlier today, I was discharged from the rehabilitation center to continue my recovery at home. Elaine and are grateful for the many well wishes and support from friends, colleagues, and Kentuckians, and for the attentive care l've received from excellent doctors, nurses, therapists, and hospital staff.
"On the advice of my doctors, I'll maintain an intensive regimen of physical therapy from home during the state work period, and I'll continue to engage with my staff and colleagues on important Senate business."
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Jared Wiener@jaredwiener· 6d

Seen in my daughter’s preschool. I don’t know how he could possibly know this.

Two books stacked so the titles together read

Who’s in my family?
Ask Albert Einstein

Jared Wiener@jaredwiener· 8d

Trump says he won Florida "SIX times."

Wilton Simpson is the strong and highly popular Agriculture Commissioner for Florida, my “Home” State, which I love and won SIX times, including with 6.1 Million Votes in 2024, the most in History (BY FAR)!   Wilton is a Fifth Generation Floridian, lifelong Egg Farmer, successful Businessman, former President of the State Senate, and now, as Agriculture Commissioner, has served the Sunshine State during a career “loaded up” with accolades and wins. A true America First Patriot, who has been with us from the very beginning, Wilton is an incredibly effective Voice for Florida Agriculture, and our amazing Farmers and Ranchers. He is fighting tirelessly to Grow our Economy, Cut Taxes and Regulations, Champion American Energy DOMINANCE, Promote MADE IN THE U.S.A., Keep our now very Secure Border, SECURE, Stop Migrant Crime, Murderers, and other Criminals from illegally entering our Country, and Protect our always under siege Second Amendment.   Commissioner Wilton Simpson has my Complete and Total Endorsement for Re-Election – HE WILL NEVER LET YOU DOWN!

Jared Wiener@jaredwiener· 17d

I’m worried my dog is working too hard. She’s asleep on her laptop.

Casey, a small black dog, asleep on a silver MacBook Pro.

Jared Wiener@jaredwiener· 18d

Seems like an odd thing for the President to post?

Jared Wiener@jaredwiener· 19d

Walkaway from FCI Lompoc’s Satellite Camp

LOMPOC, CA: On Thursday, July 23, 2026, at approximately 4:00 p.m., Omar Briceno-Quijano was discovered missing from the satellite camp adjacent to the Federal Correctional Institution (FCI) Lompoc II in Lompoc, California.

Mr. Briceno-Quijano is a 35-year-old Hispanic male with brown hair, brown eyes, is 5’7 tall, and weighs approximately 197 pounds. The United States Marshals Service, the Federal Bureau of Investigation, and other law enforcement agencies were notified. An internal investigation was initiated. Anyone with information about this individual should contact the United States Marshals Service at (805) 346-2728.

Mr. Briceno-Quijano was sentenced in the District of Colorado to a 168-month sentence for Knowingly and Intentionally Combine, Conspire, Confederate and Agree, with Interdependence, to Distribute and Possess with Intent to Distribute One or More of the following Controlled Substances: (1) 50 Grams and More of Methamphetamine (Actual) and 500 Grams and More of a Mixture and Substance Containing a Detectable Amount of Methamphetamine, a Schedule II Controlled Substance; (2) 50 Grams and More but Less Than 500 Grams of a Mixture and Substance Containing a Detectable Amount of Methamphetamine, a Schedule II Controlled Substance; (3) Less Than 100 Grams of a Mixture and Substance Containing a Detectable Amount of Heroin, a Schedule I Controlled Substance and Conspiracy to Commit Money Laundering.

The satellite camp at FCI Lompoc II is a minimum security facility.

Additional information about the Federal Bureau of Prisons can be found at www.bop.gov.

Jared Wiener@jaredwiener· 22d

Excited to share a project I’ve been working on for a while. Forth Pro is a way to keep up to date on statements, releases, press pool reports — all sorts of news making sources — in self-curated panels, with custom alerts.

Screenshot of Forth Pro taken from my phone

Jared Wiener@jaredwiener· Jul 10

On tomorrow's White House schedule: The Special Envoy is country star John Rich. He'll be defending rural land against "large-scale solar and wind development" among other "challenges posed by government overreach, activist pressure campaigns, and outside interests" www.usda.gov/about-usda/n...

3:00 PM THE PRESIDENT participates in a Swearing-In Ceremony for the Special Envoy for American Landowners
Oval Office
Closed Press

Jared Wiener@jaredwiener· Jul 8

Trump on birthright citizenship: "...the Supreme Court's ruling is wrong. I will be asking for a Rehearing by the United States Supreme Court, IMMEDIATELY."

Signs and Billboards are being put up all over our Southern Border, and Mexico, advertising BIRTHRIGHT CITIZENSHIP, with
"Deliveries starting at $4000." Likewise, similar signs going up all over our Country. Billions of Dollars will be illegally made by this SCAM, with Citizenship going to anyone willing to pay. It will be, by far, the number one way of becoming a citizen, and then the entire family will be allowed to follow. Not sustainable. NOBODY SAW THIS COMING!!! AMERICAN CITIZENSHIP IS NOT FOR SALE!
In fact, that is a crime, and therefore, the Supreme Court's ruling is wrong. I will be asking for a Rehearing by the United States Supreme Court, IMMEDIATELY. This miscarriage of justice will destroy America if they don't change their absolutely insane decision. Thank you for your attention to this matter! President
DONALD J. TRUMP

Jared Wiener@jaredwiener· Jun 29

The president seems to agree:

Today's Historic Slaughter Decision by the Supreme Court is the Greatest Increase in Presidential Power in the last 100 years.
Such a Monumental Ruling at such an important time! President
DONALD J. TRUMP

Jared Wiener@jaredwiener· Jun 29

"Greatest Increase in Presidential Power in the last 100 years" --the President.

Jared Wiener@jaredwiener· Jun 25

The worst person you know just made a great point guy

Jared Wiener@jaredwiener· Jun 21

A big moment for a very specific kind of nerd. This is the first California license plate I’ve seen in the wild that starts with 9Z. Since 1980, California has issued sequential license plates, starting around 1AAA000. After 9ZZZ999, that series will end. It’s the Platepocolypse.

Jared Wiener@jaredwiener· Jun 18

Which states to the Dems want to add to the union? Isn't Trump the one who wants to annex Canada and Greenland?

Truth Social post:

Anybody who doesn't want to Terminate the Filibuster is a FOOL, a very stupid one, at that! The Dumocrats will end it within minutes of taking office, and then rapidly proceed to destroy our Country, adding 2 Radical Left States, 4 Dumocrat Senators, many Congressmen/women, their dream of 21 Supreme Court Justices (Not just 13, an unlucky number!), an impossible to beat number of Electoral College Votes (and that's the Ballgame!),
"Popular" Vote Landslides, and so much else. The Republican Party will never win another Election. I will, sadly, be the last Republican President. Senate Majority Leader John Thune, and the Republican Senate, must not let this "carnage" happen. They will go down on the wrong side of History, as will all Republicans who just stood by and watched. The Republican Party isn't at stake, our Country is. TERMINATE THE FILIBUSTER, AND IMMEDIATELY APPROVE THE SAVE AMERICA ACT. GOD BLESS THE U.S.A. President DONALD J. TRUMP

Jared Wiener@jaredwiener· Jun 15

@netflix.com, this is an unhinged notification at 9pm

Pick up where you left off
Continue watching Ms. Rachel

Jared Wiener@jaredwiener· May 27

The road trip I didn’t know I needed

Cheese! trail map. 44 cheese makers across California

Jared Wiener@jaredwiener· May 19

Ok everyone, be cool.

Jared Wiener@jaredwiener· May 15

Lisa Simpson asking to be put on TV for an editorial reply.

"You're against discount bus fares for war widows?"
"Uh, you bet I am!"

Jared Wiener@jaredwiener· May 14

He's never going to give you up, never going to let you down.

Jared Wiener@jaredwiener· May 4

Threads AI with either an error, or really burying the lede.

Rudy Giuliani
Trending Former New York City Mayor Rudy Giuliani has been hospitalized in New Hampshire. The 81-year-old suffered non-life-threatening injuries from a car accident that resulted in a broken vertebra.
Following the news, former President Donald Trump announced he would award Giuliani the Presidential Medal of Freedom.
What people are saying, summarized by Al >

Jared Wiener@jaredwiener· Apr 22

How’s the @theonion.com transition going, @timheidecker.bsky.social ? Looks like the old guard is having a normal one.

Infowars headline:

A EXTREME VIEWER
DISCRETION ADVISED: The Man Hired By The Onion To Take Over Infowars Produced Pro-Pedophile / Child Torture & Murder Shows For Adult Swim In Conjunction With Will Ferrell
Who Took Part In Satanic Ritua...m

Jared Wiener@jaredwiener· Apr 21

WHY WOULD WE HELP THEM WITH THAT?

Sign that asks

DO YOU NEED HELP? Human trafficking

Jared Wiener@jaredwiener· Apr 16

This pup is 15! Happy birthday, Casey. Good girl.

An up close picture of Casey, a black dog, looking longingly into space, probably begging or whining.

Jared Wiener@jaredwiener· Apr 13

Trump decided to Doordash McDonalds today. From WH press pool: www.forth.news/lists/whpool...

Subject: Pool report #3 - Trump gets McDonald's delivery at Oval
McDonald's was delivered at 12:38 pm. A woman from door dash brought to two bags and Trump came out of Oval to accept.
"This doesn't look staged," he said.
He talked about why no taxes on tips.

Jared Wiener@jaredwiener· Apr 8

👀 www.forth.news/lists/whpool...

First Lady Melania Trump Makes a Statement
WHAT: Statement by First Lady Melania Trump
WHEN: Thursday, April 9, 2026, at 2:30 PM ET
WHERE: The White House, Grand Foyer
WHO: Mrs. Melania Trump, First Lady of the United States

Jared Wiener@jaredwiener· Apr 7

Absolutely wild to me that the same government produced these two images on the same morning.

Earth setting over the moon, from the Artemis mission

Truth Social post:

A whole civilization will die tonight, never to be brought back again. I don't want that to happen, but it probably will. However, now that we have Complete and Total Regime Change, where different, smarter, and less radicalized minds prevail, maybe something revolutionarily wonderful can happen, WHO KNOWS? We will find out tonight, one of the most important moments in the long and complex history of the World. 47 years of extortion, corruption, and death, will finally end. God Bless the Great People of Iran!

Jared Wiener@jaredwiener· Apr 7

White House Press Pool report from this morning. Executive time until 4pm, and then “a whole civilization will die tonight, never to be brought back again.”

From: Shirish Date
Sent: Tuesday, April 7, 2026 9:30 AM
To: DL WHO Wranglers
Subject: WH pool report 1 -- checking in, threat to Iranian civilization

Good morning from your White House, where it is a cool but pleasant spring day.

The president has no events open to the pool or the larger press corps today.

According to the daily guidance, he began participating in "executive time" at 0800, which may, per the schedule, last until the 1600 "policy meeting."

Pool has asked what exactly the president is doing in this period, but has as of yet not received additional guidance.

Pool will note that six minutes into executive time, the president wrote on his social media platform that "whole civilization will die tonight, never to be brought back again."

Jared Wiener@jaredwiener· Apr 6

Mooning Artemis