Can't tell if this is a shipost or not...

Just learning that Matt Damon's stunt double for this scene was a 5-foot woman, and the giants were all real dudes.

Pro-Platner people need to get it together

Speaking of things that don't end well for the country, what did you mean by this tweet?

Is this the same article or a different one? His point appears to be different

Citation provided

How do you square this one? Genuinely asking, not making a dig

“Den this fuckin’ cyclahps comes outta nowhere and ah’m like fahk dis shit"

Damn, bro. Supply chains got hit hard since Hormuz closed

I swear to God, the second we should organise some fed starts tankie-posting so we all get into a dumb fight

I found this comment under the video hahahaha holy shit, I'm dying of laughter

Duckduckgo gives similar results

The most disgusting part of this is the bit about writing a document on an iPad. Freak behaviour

This cannot be reasoned with.

Leaving the competition in the dust

I'm sorry if this sounds awful, but an academic saying this makes me think this is an irredeemable society

Your last saved meme is your moral philosophy:

Another one for the block list. This is how some are responding to the bombing of Iran

Here's politico with Democrats' own statements. How will you dismiss this one?

I have a feeling they'll cop to that last point as to why Sparta fell.

His wife organised this. This would be like Jackie Kennedy setting up a JFK-themed sexy carwash.

If you haven't seen this, you might find this alternative theory equally hilarious @gianmarcosoresi.bsky.social